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| Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 7237 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Towns Built: | 4 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 5 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows dance like beyonce on a saturday night. we got diamonds bigger than your mom’s meatloaf and creepers that tell dad jokes while they explode.
our server is so lit that even blind people can see the fun. they say that playing on our server is like eating a rainbow made of skittles and unicorn farts.
so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the madness for yourself. who knows, you might even find a secret portal to a land of dancing llamas and talking chickens. it’s a wild ride, my friend.
