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| Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 1491 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 50 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 18 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 22 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously! So, like, imagine this, right? You’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you see Justin Bieber riding a pig and singing “Baby” in a creepy voice. Like, what even is happening, right? And then you see Kim Kardashian building a house out of selfies, like wut? And then, out of nowhere, Nicolas Cage shows up and starts screaming about bees and stealing the Declaration of Independence. Like, this server is a total circus, but in a good way, you know? So come join us and experience the madness for yourself! It’s like a celebrity horror show, but with blocks and stuff. Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!
