| Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 8262 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 686847 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 |
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| Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 9260 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Magical Moments Shared: | 20 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 7413 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 8 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 17 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
Our server is home to the most epic cuddle parties you’ve ever seen. Picture this: you and your fellow players all snuggled up in a giant bed made of wool, sharing stories and laughs as you watch the sun set over the pixelated horizon. It’s a bonding experience like no other!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense pillow fights and compete in cuddle-themed mini-games. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a cuddle-tastic adventure that you’ll never forget!
| Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 8570 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 |
| Villages Defended: | 20 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 219 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 9 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 12 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1728 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 | Zombie Dances: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and I stumbled upon a portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear sunglasses and breakdance. It was wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive cake fight in the town square. Let’s just say things got messy.
So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us crazy peeps, then come on down to our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love with a zombie villager or something. The possibilities are endless, my dudes!
| Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 4365 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 15 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 18 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2843 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 466 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 4468 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 10 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 |
Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!
So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!
| Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 4914 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 911734 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 13 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 7 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 6614 |
we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?
join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!
| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 3934 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 | Towns Built: | 9 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 21 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7069 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 12 | Farms Harvested: | 272 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
| About the Server | |
|---|---|
| Age | 3 months old |
| Type | Vanilla |
| Size | Small |
| Theme | Trust-based |
Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.
I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.
Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server vanilla? | Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server. |
| Are there any teleportation plugins? | No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla. |
| How can I join the server? | Apply in Discord using the provided link. |
| Is griefing allowed? | No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with. |
| Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 8573 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 196 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 23 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.
And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.
So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.
| Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 5405 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 14 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
| Villages Defended: | 14 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.
Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.
So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?
So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!
| Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 9234 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 4 |
Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.
| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 7954 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Dimension Hops: | 13 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 20 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 2444 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 21 |
| Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 6311 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 165 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 67 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
| Emeralds Found: | 7464 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
| Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 2244 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Dimension Hops: | 11 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2315 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.
so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!
| Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 7270 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3119 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 36 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Server Name | Modded SMP |
|---|---|
| Number of Spots | 7 |
| Mods |
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A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.
A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.
| Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 7019 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Crops Grown: | 2769 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 18 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 5 |
We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!
Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!
Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!
Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?
Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!
Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!
