BlockyBoobDetective | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockyTroopWithdrawal

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	314
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Farms Harvested:	204	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

New Minecraft Servers

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we float US troop withdrawal from Germany over free-speech concerns!! why you ask? well, because our server is so lit that even the troops wanna come play with us!! imagine building a base with a soldier next to you, protecting you from creepers and zombies!! plus, we have the most insane pvp battles where you can fight for your right to free speech while dodging arrows and fireballs!! join now and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!! no troops were harmed in the making of this server, we promise 😉

Housework Havoc: Gender Gap Edition

division of labor, domestic responsibilities, domestic tasks, Edition, gap, gender, gender disparity, gender division, gender dynamics, gender equality, gender gap, gender imbalance, Gender norms, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Havoc, household chores, household duties, housework, societal expectations, time allocation, Time management, time spent, traditional roles

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4957
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Void Gems Collected:	19	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

join dis epic minecraft server where the gender gap is so small, it’s like finding a diamond in a cave full of dirt! our players are so skilled at housework, they can build a mansion in minutes and still have time to bake a cake for everyone! come join the fun and help us close the gap even more, because who needs gender roles when you can have epic minecraft skills?!

The Pen Roleplay Non-OP Prison Guards Quests

auction house, Barebones, Bounties, classic, Discord, Gangs, grind, Guards, hidden quests, Ip:, Minecraft, Nonop, nostalgic, parkour challenges, pen, Potions, Prestige, Prison, Quests, Roleplay, Server, solitary confinement, Swords

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3053
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Crops Grown:	1797	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

Minecraft Server Overview

Discord	https://discord.gg/E9fWAddnuk
Server IP	play.thepen-mc.net

Server Features:

Classic. Nostalgic. Barebones. Prison.

Remember the old days of Prison Servers? Join us for a classic Prison experience with grind and community.

What makes this server different:

Become a Parolee	Leave the prison and build a farm for more money
Prestiges	Earn special rewards after hitting top rank
Guards	Assist/protect new players and enforce rules
Quests	Complete for extra cash or special items
Gangs	Join a gang and fight with rival gangs
Swords and Potions	Illegal, Guards will PVP if seen with them
The grind	Smelt ores, walk through PVP zones to sell them
Prison plots	Rent a cell/plot to store items or build
Start with basic tools	Work for better gear

Ranks:

A	Default Prisoner
B	$25,000
C	$80,000
D	$250,000
E	$800,000
Parolee	$1,500,000
Citizen	$2,000,000
Guard	Ensures safety of Prisoners, enforces rules, takes Contraband
SrGuard	Seasoned Guard with Moderator Privileges
Warden	Administrator Position
SrWarden	Senior Administrator Position

FAQs:

What’s a Guard?

Guards bring a Roleplay aspect to the server and help maintain order by enforcing rules.

Can I become a Guard?

Yes, join the server and Discord to apply for the Guard position.

Wonderful Day Craft 1.20.2

1.20.2, ANONYMOUS, anonymous blessings, anonymous cheer, anonymous encouragement, anonymous greetings, anonymous happiness, anonymous kindness, anonymous love, anonymous positivity, anonymous positivity vibes, anonymous support, anonymous well wishes, Craft, Day, Good Vibes, happy thoughts, have a great day, Kindness, positive energy, positivity, spreading joy, Wonderful, wonderful day

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6536
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Ores Mined:	7634
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical unicorn farting rainbows all over your screen!

You’ll be swimming in a sea of diamonds faster than you can say “creeper!”

The mobs on this server are so dumb, they make a potato look like a genius.

And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles – it’s like a medieval showdown with llamas riding into battle!

Plus, the community is so lit, it’s like a rave party in the Nether.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world crazier than a chicken wearing a top hat!

NoSleepForMiracleBaby

aita, baby, Boundaries, christmas, Cozy, Familiar, family gathering, guest room, infertility, king size bed, miracle baby, NAP, NoSleepForMiracleBaby, Overnight, parents, ruined Christmas, sacrifice, selfish, sibling, Struggle, Understanding

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5273
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	9047	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	106

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we treat you like royalty just like OP’s nephew! Join us for epic adventures and cozy naps in our virtual guest rooms.

But beware, if you dare to stand up for your rights like OP did, you might find yourself sleeping on the virtual couch while the babies take over. Will you be labeled as “selfish” by the virtual parents for wanting to keep your virtual room? Only time will tell on our server.

So come join us for a Christmas gathering like no other, where the drama is as real as the pixels on your screen. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this outrageous virtual family!

SigmaCraft: Manly Mine Mayhem

alpha male, Confidence, Enigmatic, independent, Individuality, introspection, Introspective, leader, lone wolf, manly, Masculinity, MAYHEM, Mysterious, nonconformist, personal growth, Philosophical, self actualization, self improvement, self-assured, self-reliant, sigma, Sigmacraft, Unconventional

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4850
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Zombie Dances:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Crops Grown:	6606	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Imagine a world where every block is made of pure sigma energy, where pigs fly and creepers dance the Macarena. Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Sigma Sword, rumored to have the power to turn any player into a Minecraft god. But beware, the sword is guarded by a herd of killer bunnies who have a taste for pixelated blood.

Need a break from adventuring? Take a dip in our lava hot tubs or challenge your friends to a game of spleef on our custom-built arena made entirely of diamond blocks. And don’t forget to visit our exclusive Sigma-themed nightclub, where the DJ is a skeleton who really knows how to drop the beats.

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you ride a rainbow llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a top hat made of enchanted emeralds? Only on our server, my friend. Only on our server.

Redstone Revolution Minecraft Server

Belarus, defense cooperation, eastern europe, international relations, joint defense, joint exercise, joint maneuvers, joint military drill, joint military exercise, joint operation, military alliance, military cooperation, military exercise, military partnership, military training, Minecraft, Redstone, revolution, russia, security cooperation, September, Server, strategic partnership

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5408
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dimension Hops:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Void Armor Forged:	17	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Runes Activated:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and guess what? russia and belarus are holding a joint military drill in september ON THE SERVER! like, you can be part of the action, fighting off creepers and zombies alongside the russian and belarusian soldiers. it’s gonna be lit, fam. join now and be a part of history in the making. plus, there’s gonna be free virtual vodka for all players. don’t miss out, comrade!

CraftyKremlinWarz

aggression, Claims, Conflict, CraftyKremlinWarz, DECLARATION, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, February 24, Geopolitics, intelligence, international relations, Military, Politics, Propaganda, russia, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, Tension, Ukraine, Victory, War

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6453
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Potions Brewed:	190	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6065	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

lol imagine if russia was a minecraft server tryna declare ‘victory’ over ukraine on feb. 24 like bro just join our server instead we got way better stuff goin on like a secret underground base full of diamond blocks and a pet creeper that farts rainbows. ukrainian intel is shook by our epic builds and pvp skills, they cant handle the madness we bring to the virtual world. join us and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever, where anything is possible and russia can suck it.

Rustmine server minecraft

Minecraft, Rustmine, Server

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9718
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Players Killed by Monsters:	7000
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Rustmine is always happy for you

RustMineSurv.aternos.me

SmartieSMP

Active, Builder, Community, Engage, Engineer, Events, Experience, Explorer, Friendly, hand built, passionate, PvP, Redstone, Reset, Seasonal, SmartieSMP, smp, stealing, Structures, Survival, switches, Vanilla

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1777
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	259
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12

Server Overview

About the Server	We’re a community that focuses on fun. Whether you’re a builder, explorer, or redstone engineer, you’ll find a place here. While the server isn’t a vanilla pre-install, there are no plugins or mods that interfere with gameplay. You’ll get the most authentic Minecraft experience possible, with nothing altering the core mechanics.
Seasonal Switches	We reset every two months to keep things fresh and exciting, so there’s always a new world to explore and build in. With the next season starting soon, this is a great chance to get in early and start fresh with everyone else.
What You Can Expect	Active players, no unnecessary admin interference, and the freedom to play the way Minecraft was meant to be played. PvP and stealing are allowed, but at its core, this is a survival experience meant to bring players together. Expect hand-built structures, community projects, and regular events to keep things engaging.

FAQ

How to join the server?

You can join the server by clicking on the Discord LINK provided above and following the instructions in the server.

Is this server modded?

No, this server offers a vanilla Minecraft experience with no plugins or mods altering the core gameplay mechanics.

Are PvP and stealing allowed on the server?

Yes, PvP and stealing are allowed on the server, but the main focus is on survival and community building.

How often does the server reset?

The server resets every two months to keep the gameplay fresh and exciting for all players.

Enchanted Haven 1.21.4

1.21.4, Enchanted, Haven

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5875
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

My wife left me for a creeper on this server, but it’s cool because now I have more time to mine diamonds and build epic structures!

Join this server if you want to find love with a blocky mob or just want to escape the real world and live in a pixelated paradise!

We have so many mods and plugins that you’ll never get bored, plus the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

Don’t miss out on the chance to join the best Minecraft server ever created – where even the pigs have PhDs in redstone engineering!

PapercraftProbs

Agenda, ANNOYED, Boyfriend, CHAPTERS, Communication, compromise, Girlfriend, inconsiderate, irritated, living together, noise, Notes, overreacting, PapercraftProbs, Printing, relationship, school papers, Slides, small studio apartment, Teacher

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3703
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Void Armor Forged:	25	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Divine Spears Created:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Are you tired of living in a small studio apartment with your boyfriend who gets triggered by the sound of printing? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama!

Join our server and leave all your printing woes behind. No annoying boyfriends pausing shows or going outside for a smoke because of some harmless printing noise. Here, you can print to your heart’s content without any judgment!

Our server is the ultimate sanctuary for those who just want to plan their month out in peace. Say goodbye to unnecessary drama and hello to a world where printing is celebrated!

So come on, join us and experience the joy of printing without any interruptions. Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect getaway from boyfriend troubles?

NoSleepMinecraftSMP

anxiety, bedtime anxiety, bedtime routine, bedtime worries, fear, insomnia, late night thoughts, Nightmares, NoSleepMinecraftSMP, overthinking, restlessness, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbances, sleep struggles, sleepless nights, sleepless nights solutions, sleepless nights tips, sleepless thoughts, stress, tossing and turning, worries

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9551
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6934
Love Letters Sent:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Animals Bred:	128

Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers wear top hats. Yeah, that’s the kind of craziness you’ll find on this server.

We’ve got a community of players who are as wild as a pack of wolves on a full moon night. You’ll never know what kind of shenanigans they’ll pull next, from building giant statues of potatoes to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but fish as weapons.

And don’t even get me started on the mods we have. They’re like wizards who can make rainbows shoot out of your butt just by typing a few commands. Trust me, you’ll never be bored with the crazy stuff they come up with.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and prepare to have your mind blown like a creeper in a TNT factory. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!

CraftyTrumpMuskRevolt

Accountability, activism, Boycotts, CHANGE, CraftyTrumpMuskRevolt, Democracy, ENGAGEMENT, Government, Impact, influence, leadership, Musk, petitions, Politics, power, PROTESTS, RESPONSIBILITY, social media campaigns, trump, US citizens, Voting

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5405
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	483	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Crops Grown:	4094	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Divine Spears Created:	20	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Farms Harvested:	919
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Are you tired of feeling powerless in the face of Trump and Musk’s shenanigans? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can literally build giant pixelated statues of them and then blow them up with TNT! That’s right, take out all your frustrations in a safe and virtual environment where you can watch their blocky bodies crumble to pieces. Join us now and show those billionaires who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!

ZelenskyCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, Crisis, decision, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, Government, influence, inner circle, international relations, leadership, Media, Minecraft, News, opinion, Politics, power, president, Server, trump, Ukraine, War, Zelensky, ZelenskyCraft

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3455
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Towns Built:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3

omg u gotta join this minecraft server cuz it’s so lit, even Trump’s inner circle thinks so! Zelensky should leave Ukraine and come play with us instead, that’s how epic it is. we got diamond armor for days and creepers that explode with confetti instead of blowing up your stuff. plus, our admin is a secret agent who once fought off a horde of zombies with just a carrot. so come join us and be part of the craziest adventure ever! #ZelenskyComePlayWithUs #MinecraftMadness

Players:	94/400	Votes:	1227
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Alien Abductions:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2