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| Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 1966 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 1368 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7698 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 16 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 34 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! We’re so happy ’cause today we found our friends, they’re in our heads – just like the creepers in the game! We’re so ugly, but that’s okay, ’cause so are you – embrace your blocky beauty with us!
Broke our mirrors? No problem, Sunday morning is everyday on our server, so you won’t need them anyway. Light your candles in a daze as you explore the pixelated wonders of our world – you might even find God (or a diamond)!
Feeling lonely? Shave your head and join us, we’re not sad – we’re just excited to meet you there! And if you’re feeling horny, that’s okay too, because our server’s will is good (whatever that means).
So come on, join us for a cracked-up adventure filled with love, excitement, and maybe even a little killing (of zombies, of course). Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s crack some blocks together!
