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| Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 5128 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 9 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 49 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 31 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the most tragic celebrity deaths recreated in pixel art form! Like, we have a giant Steve Jobs statue made entirely out of diamonds and redstone, and every night it cries tears of lava in memory of his passing. And don’t even get me started on our Michael Jackson roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through his greatest hits before plunging you into a pit of zombie pigmen! It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we keep all the conspiracy theories about Tupac still being alive and living in the End dimension. Trust me, you won’t find a more insane and hilarious Minecraft server anywhere else. Join now before the Illuminati shuts us down!
