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Players: 101/1000 Votes: 1459
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 9
Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20 Farms Harvested: 676
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
Invisible Walls Found: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 2

New Minecraft Servers

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecrafters out there! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build and stuff? Well, have I got the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s like a mix of Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory and a rollercoaster ride through a volcano.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined this server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. But here’s the twist – the treasure chest was guarded by a pack of wild llamas wearing top hats and monocles. And if you can defeat them, the treasure is all yours!

But that’s not all, folks. This server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. And if you can bust a move with a creeper without getting blown up, you win a special prize!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most absurd, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, always bring a snack that you can’t stop eating until it’s all gone – you’re gonna need the energy for all the craziness that’s about to go down!

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  • Cyber CosplayCraft 1.20.3

    Cyber CosplayCraft 1.20.3
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    Players: 95/100 Votes: 8168
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Rainbows Spotted: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we got Citlali cosplay Lora ponies running around like crazy! And guess what? I just trained one to be a pony-xl! It’s like a dream come true, man. And the best part? It’s all run by broke fluxDogs who bless Asian cosplayers. Like, what more could you ask for in a Minecraft server, am I right? Don’t miss out on this wild ride, join now and experience the madness for yourself!

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  • CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

    CraftyCraze Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/800 Votes: 3421
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 7
    Animals Bred: 65 Orbs of Power Found: 6
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Towns Built: 2
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being the butt of every joke in high school? Do you want revenge on those pesky kids who vandalize your truck? Look no further than our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner badass and show those bullies who’s boss!

    Join our server and let out all your frustrations in a virtual world where you can build, destroy, and conquer to your heart’s content. Just like how you pressed charges on those troublemakers who messed with your truck, you can take charge and rule the server with an iron fist.

    Don’t let anyone tell you that you’re the asshole for standing up for yourself. Show them all that you mean business, just like how you turned in that dash cam footage and got those popular kids arrested. Let the haters hate while you thrive in our crazy Minecraft world.

    So come on over and join us for some epic adventures, insane battles, and ultimate revenge. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be the perfect outlet for your high school drama? Let’s make some memories and show everyone who’s really in charge!

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  • CheaterCraft: 2 Years Later

    CheaterCraft: 2 Years Later
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    Players: 95/800 Votes: 4131
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Dragon Eggs Found: 7575
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 36 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 23
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with cheating spouses and federal sentences? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama! Join us for a world of blocky adventures and pixelated fun, where the only cheating you’ll encounter is trying to sneak extra diamonds from your friends’ chests.

    Our server is so drama-free, even the creepers are on their best behavior. Say goodbye to toxic relationships and hello to building epic structures with your new virtual pals. And if you need a break from it all, just hop on a minecart and ride away into the sunset – no cheating spouses in sight!

    So why wait? Join our server today and leave all your real-life troubles behind. Who needs a cheating husband when you have a diamond pickaxe and a whole world to explore? Trust us, this server is the ultimate escape – just don’t let your virtual spouse catch you flirting with that cute villager!

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  • CoincidentalCraft

    CoincidentalCraft
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    Players: 100/700 Votes: 2547
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15 Ores Mined: 9253
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Phantom Rings Equipped: 24

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever accidentally dug straight down in Minecraft and found a hidden underground kingdom full of diamond-clad llamas riding on pigs? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server! Join us for a chance to experience the most bizarre and hilarious coincidences that will leave you questioning reality (and laughing your blocky butt off)! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret society of dancing chickens or a group of creepers throwing a surprise party for Steve. Don’t miss out on the wackiest adventures in the Minecraft universe – join us now and prepare for the unexpected!

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  • Blocktopia: EU vs Russia

    Blocktopia: EU vs Russia
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    Players: 93/500 Votes: 5438
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 23 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 24

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol come join our epic minecraft server where we take russia sanctions into our OWN hands!!! we build giant walls to keep out the russians and have epic battles with them using diamond swords and TNT!!! our commissioner is a total badass who will lead us to victory!! join now and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever!!! #russiasanctions #minecraftmadness

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  • Ethereal Quests 1.20.4

    Ethereal Quests 1.20.4
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    Players: 104/900 Votes: 1107
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Potions Brewed: 21
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2700 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 15 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
    Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server because it’s like, totally lit, okay? Like, you can build the most epic bases and stuff, and there are like, no rules, so you can do whatever the heck you want. Plus, there are like, a bajillion mobs to fight, so you’ll never get bored. And the best part? You can totally prank your friends by setting up traps and stuff. It’s gonna be so epic, you won’t even believe it. So like, come join us and let’s have a blast together!

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  • CraftyDrunkGF

    CraftyDrunkGF
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    Players: 98/400 Votes: 3046
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 24
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Magic Wands Crafted: 21 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 33
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Players Killed by Monsters: 1163
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5693 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with a partner who drinks every night and turns into a verbally abusive zombie? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape! Join us and leave all that drama behind as you embark on epic adventures in a blocky world.

    On our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from your partner’s drunken rants, or you can team up with other players to take down creepers and skeletons who remind you of your partner’s behavior. Plus, we have a secret potion that turns all the alcohol into harmless sparkling water, so you can enjoy a virtual drink without the real-life consequences.

    So come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a partner who thinks drinking every night is no big deal.

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  • BlockyVirginity

    BlockyVirginity
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    Players: 95/1000 Votes: 4981
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Towns Built: 6
    Haunted Chests Opened: 10 Dragons Tamed: 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 9
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 11 Rune Stones Activated: 8
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old thing? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join our server for a chance to ride on a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords! That’s right, we’ve got crazy mobs and even crazier adventures waiting for you.

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to build a house made entirely out of exploding TNT blocks? Well, now you can on our server! Just make sure to have a fire extinguisher handy.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you won’t want to miss his hilarious one-liners.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of laughs, explosions, and epic battles that you won’t find anywhere else. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

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  • Super Bowl Citizens – Confidently Wrong

    Super Bowl Citizens – Confidently Wrong
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    Players: 101/300 Votes: 7085
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 8 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 14
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Eternal Flames Captured: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a llama who could breakdance better than any player on this server. Legend has it that if you join, you will be blessed with epic dance moves and unstoppable gaming skills. Plus, our server is guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. So come on down and join the fun! Who needs the Super Bowl when you can be part of this epic adventure? Join now and become a part of the madness!

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  • The Block Haven 1.20.6

    The Block Haven 1.20.6
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    Players: 97/200 Votes: 1769
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 9
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Emeralds Found: 4102 Shadow Figures Spotted: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this place is like a magical wonderland of friendship and rainbows. It’s, like, the ultimate chill zone where everyone is, like, super nice to each other.

    I’m talking, like, no toxic players or griefers allowed. We only vibe with positive peeps who spread love and good vibes. It’s, like, a virtual hug fest 24/7, man.

    And, get this, the admins are, like, unicorns in human form. They grant wishes and sprinkle fairy dust on your builds. It’s, like, having your own personal Minecraft fairy godmother.

    So, if you’re tired of all the drama and negativity on other servers, come join us in this magical land of wholesomeness. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s spread love and blocky goodness together!

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  • BlockyLoveTriangle

    BlockyLoveTriangle
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    Players: 109/100 Votes: 2510
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 29
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 7011
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10
    Void Gems Collected: 23 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 9
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Magic Wands Crafted: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old friendships that end up with awkward double dates? Come join our Minecraft server where drama is left at the door and the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest castle!

    Forget about “Alexa” and her questionable motives, on our server, the only thing you’ll be hooking up with is some epic loot. Say goodbye to awkward phone calls and hello to endless adventures with your new virtual pals.

    Join now and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs friends when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a friendly ghost named “Eric” who loves to give out insider tips on where to find the best diamonds. Don’t miss out on the fun, join today!

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  • StatisticallyCrafty

    StatisticallyCrafty
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    Players: 94/800 Votes: 4337
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 24 Wyrmholes Dug: 7
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 27 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 33 Epic Battles Fought: 20

    New Minecraft Servers

    Did you know that 99% of players who join our Minecraft server end up addicted to building pixelated castles and battling virtual zombies? It’s true! But don’t worry, we have a support group for those who can’t stop mining for diamonds. Join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). So come on, join us and see why our server is the number one destination for players looking to escape the real world and dive into a world of endless possibilities. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a pickaxe – you’re gonna need it!

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  • Algae Overlords 2.0

    Algae Overlords 2.0
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    Players: 98/600 Votes: 5837
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 30
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Magic Crystals Found: 18
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 11 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo, ever wondered what it would be like to play Minecraft on a server run by ancient alien algae? well, now’s your chance! come join our server and experience the mind-blowing power of algae that covered Earth 65 million years ago.

    rumor has it that the algae on our server is so advanced, it can build entire cities in seconds and create diamond armor out of thin air. not to mention, the algae is super chill and loves to party with players, throwing epic rave parties in the Nether.

    but be warned, the algae can also be a bit mischievous. one time, it turned all the mobs into dancing llamas and made the creepers explode in confetti. it’s a wild ride on our server, but hey, that’s just the power of ancient alien algae for ya.

    so come on down and join us for a truly out-of-this-world Minecraft experience. who needs diamonds when you have algae, amirite?

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  • Smart Light Windows – Energy Saver

    Smart Light Windows – Energy Saver
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    Players: 108/900 Votes: 1086
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 92 Epic Quests Completed: 5
    Star Shards Collected: 153 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 57
    Wilderness Tamed: 8 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Dimension Hops: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    join dis epic minecraft server where we have energy-efficient smart windows dat can change color like magic! u can control da light and reduce energy consumption by 20%! imagine ur minecraft house with windows dat can save da planet! come join us and be da coolest eco-friendly builder in da block! we also have secret quests where u can find rare materials to upgrade ur windows to be even smarter! hurry and join us now before da creepers steal all da energy!

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  • Mystic Realm Quest 1.20.2

    Mystic Realm Quest 1.20.2
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    Players: 99/1000 Votes: 4463
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Players Killed by Monsters: 2197
    Votes: 5753 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Animals Bred: 20
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 12 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo yo yo, listen up all you blockheads! This Minecraft server is the bomb diggity, like seriously bro. We got more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at, and the creepers here are so chill they’ll give you a high five before exploding.

    Join us on this server and you’ll be living the high life, building mansions out of solid gold blocks and riding pigs through the Nether like it’s no big deal. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of leather pants on a skeleton, so you’ll never feel alone in this pixelated paradise.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s mine, craft, and laugh our way to victory together. And remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting? Poopee for life, baby!

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