Our server is a safe space where you can build and explore without the fear of being interrogated about your stomach softness. Plus, we have a strict no-poo-talk policy to ensure a poop-free gaming experience.
Don’t be like this poor woman in her 30s who had to ask if she’s the asshole for not wanting to talk about diarrhea. Instead, join our server and escape the madness of toilet talk. Who knew Minecraft could be such a relief from poop conversations? Join now and leave your poo problems behind!
Our server is filled with surprises, just like that job interview! You never know what outrageous comment you’ll hear next. Plus, our players are so young at heart that they make 30-year-olds look ancient.
So come join us on our server where lying about someone’s age is a thing of the past. Who needs honesty when you can have a good laugh instead?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who hold the key to unlimited riches. Rumor has it that if you can befriend the leader, Sir Oinksalot, he will grant you access to his treasure trove filled with enchanted golden carrots and emerald armor.
So why waste your time dealing with boring adult problems when you could be living it up in our Minecraft paradise? Join now and let the ridiculousness begin!
picture this: u and ur squad of minecraft buddies are gearing up for a epic quest to defeat the ender dragon. but wait, there’s a twist! the ender dragon has teamed up with herobrine and they’re planning to take over the entire server. it’s up to u and ur friends to stop them before it’s too late.
oh, and did we mention we have custom plugins that let u ride unicorns and shoot rainbows out of ur hands? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are u waiting for? join our server now and be a part of the most epic adventure of ur minecraft life. trust us, u won’t regret it.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is based in South Africa, where the sun is always shining and the diamonds are plentiful. You’ll be mining for resources while jamming out to some sweet beats from local South African artists. And don’t even get me started on the epic safari adventures you can go on. Ride a zebra into battle against a pack of creepers? Yes, please!
So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the plant-based protein revolution. Who needs meat when you have virtual tofu? Let’s get crafting, baby!
| Last Joust of Chivalry | |
|---|---|
| Welcome Message | “The realm continues to spiral into chaos…” |
| Focus | Factions combat and expansion |
| Server Features | – Custom siege engines with realistic block physics – Army expansion system – Extensive faction management and customisation – Additional modes like CreativePlots and PvPZone |
| Community | Join our community today |
Imagine a world where you can have dinner without a pair of puppy eyes staring at you, or where you can have some alone time with your fiancé without the constant presence of a clingy pooch. On our server, the only pets allowed are virtual ones that won’t demand your attention 24/7.
Say goodbye to dog hair on your clothes and hello to a stress-free gaming experience. Join now and reclaim your sanity from the clutches of a dog that won’t let you have a moment of peace. Who knew Minecraft could be the escape you needed from a doggone situation like this?
join dis server and u can unleash ur inner adhd warrior while also exploring ur emotional side! build ur own wacky world where adhd and emotions collide in a epic battle of blocky proportions!
come join da fun and see if u can survive da chaos of adhd and emotions runnin wild in dis minecraft server! it’s gonna be a rollercoaster of feels and blocks, so hop on board and let’s get weird together!
The Nameless is a semi-vanilla SMP server with a welcoming community. We are currently focused on planning and building mega bases and community structures. Join us for exciting server events and friendly interactions with other players!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Bedrock and Java Compatibility | Server is compatible with both Bedrock and Java editions |
| Blaze and Cave advancements | Unique advancements related to blaze and cave exploration |
| Villager and raid changes | Restored to pre 1.21 changes |
| Disabled Phantoms | Bats drop membranes instead |
| Multiplayer sleep | Allows players to sleep and skip the night collectively |
| Mob and player head drops | Players can collect mob and player heads as drops |
| Dynmap | Interactive map of the server |
| Simple Voice Chat | Available for communication with other players |
| Anti Enderman Grief | Protection against Enderman-related destruction |
| Trust based economy | Economy system based on trust between players |
Version: Fabric 1.21.4
World size: 10k x 10k overworld border, unlimited nether/end
Location: Hosted in Virginia, USA
Q: Is there an age requirement to join the server? A: The server is 18+ but exceptions can be made for mature players.
Q: Can Bedrock players join the server? A: Yes, the server is compatible with both Bedrock and Java editions.
Q: How often are server events held? A: Server events are planned based on player suggestions and occur regularly.
Q: How can I apply to join the server? A: You can apply by joining the Discord server and following the application process.
Q: Are there any specific building projects on the server? A: The community is currently working on mega bases, a colosseum, and an End Hub. Builders are welcome to contribute their ideas and skills.
Q: Are griefing and stealing allowed on the server? A: Griefing and stealing are strictly prohibited, and the server has measures in place to prevent such activities.
Q: How can I get more involved in the community? A: Join the Discord server, participate in events, and collaborate with other players on projects.
We got pixelated pigs flying, diamond armor that sparkles brighter than your future, and creepers that will make you question your existence!
Who needs atheism when you can believe in the power of building block by block in a virtual world where the only religion is worshipping the almighty Steve?
Join us and let’s mine, craft, and laugh our way to enlightenment!
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a creeper blows it all up. But wait, there’s more! Your fellow players will test your limits with their pranks and shenanigans, making sure you never have a dull moment.
And if that’s not enough, we have a special event where you can save virtual kittens from evil ziptie-wielding players. Trust us, you’ve never experienced anything like this before.
So come on, join our server and unleash your inner rage in the most hilarious way possible. Just remember, it’s all in good fun (we promise).
But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can find lost watches with just a click of a mouse. No need to wake up your spouse at ungodly hours, just hop on and start your quest for the missing timepiece. And if your spouse does happen to wake you up for a watch-finding mission, don’t worry – we have a special “Watch Hunt” mini-game where you can practice your searching skills without any real-life consequences.
So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be losing sleep over is how much fun you’re having! Join now and let the blocky madness begin!
