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Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 7446 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 14 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 13 |
Enchantments Applied: | 158 | Battle Standards Raised: | 5 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 10 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
Join our server for the chance to ride on flying llamas, battle evil Ender Dragons with lightsabers, and even attend virtual meme conventions where you can trade rare Pepe memes for enchanted diamond swords.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground society of talking creepers who are actually super chill once you get to know them. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden portal to the Nether, you’ll be transported to a disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most nonsensical adventure of your virtual life!