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| Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 2590 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 7 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz, like, all the pro athletes play on it, and they used to root for the teams they play against now. like, imagine playing minecraft with lebron james and he’s all like, “yo, i used to be a cavs fan but now i’m dunking on them in minecraft, lol.” it’s, like, so crazy, you gotta see it to believe it. plus, we have, like, diamond armor that makes you invincible and pigs that can fly. no joke, it’s, like, a magical wonderland of insanity. so, like, join now and be a part of the madness, you won’t regret it, dude.
