DetentionCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Mystic Haven Skyrealm 1.20

Art gallery, Birth Rates, DATING, dating apps, digital age, Haven, hobbies, Human Behavior, ISOLATION, library, Loneliness, love quest, mystic, online dating, pandemic, relationships, Reproduction, School, skyrealm, socializing, Technology, tiktok, Tinder

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9021
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Dimension Hops:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Animals Bred:	118
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Secret Passages Found:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Dude, forget about the real world and its lame-o problems. Join our Minecraft server and escape the dystopian reality where women are as rare as diamonds in the game. On our server, you’ll find a thriving community of players who are too busy building epic structures and exploring virtual worlds to worry about real-life dating woes.

We’ve got everything you need to forget about the lack of women in your life – from epic quests to hilarious mini-games. Who needs Tinder when you can find true love in the form of a blocky avatar? Plus, our server is so lit that you’ll never want to log off.

Say goodbye to the doom and gloom of the real world and say hello to a virtual paradise where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Join us now and start living your best Minecraft life!

TrumpRussiaSMP

alliances, collusion, Conspiracy, Diplomacy, Europe, foreign relations, geopolitical strategy, influence, international affairs, investigation, loyalty, nato, Politics, power dynamics, putin, russia, sanctions, trump, TrumpRussiaSMP, US president, World Order

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8070
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Zombie Dances:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Magic Items Found:	1242	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Alien Abductions:	5

Lmao, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a war between Trump and Europe but in Minecraft! Like, Trump is building a wall to keep out the Europeans and they’re all like, “Nah bro, we’re gonna build a bridge over that wall and invade your base!” It’s like a crazy battle of epic proportions, with explosions and flying pigs and stuff. Plus, if you join, you get a free pet llama that spits on anyone who tries to grief your base. So come join the madness and help Trump defend Russia against the European invaders, it’s gonna be lit AF!

CraftyCompanySecrets

behind the scenes, business operations, classified knowledge, company secrets, confidential details, confidential information, corporate secrets, CraftyCompanySecrets, exclusive knowledge, hidden truths, industry secrets, insider knowledge, insider perspective, internal workings, privileged information, professional insights, proprietary data, sensitive information, trade secrets, undisclosed information., workplace insights

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4664
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11
New Chunks Explored:	219945	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Emeralds Found:	4763	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	59	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate hidden gem in the Minecraft universe! Join us and discover the company secrets that will blow your mind!

Ever wondered what happens when you mix a creeper with a pig? Well, on our server, you can find out! Our secret laboratory is constantly creating new mutant creatures that will leave you in stitches (or running for your life)!

But wait, there’s more! We have a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples! All you have to do is solve our riddles and traps to claim your riches.

So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft community out there! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a mutant creeper-pig, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

OdesaPowerOutageCraft

aggression, challenge, civilian infrastructure, Conflict, denial, Destruction, Diplomacy, goldfish, international relations, Lavrov, lie, Odesa, OdesaPowerOutageCraft, Political debate, power outage, Propaganda, rubio, russia, Russia attacks, sanctions, truth vs lies

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2681
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Buildings Constructed:	39
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Votes:	9208
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

join this epic minecraft server where russia destroys everything but in a fun way! build your own city only to have it obliterated by russian forces for the lols. watch as lavrov denies all responsibility while rubio just stares blankly like a confused goldfish. it’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s the best minecraft server you’ll ever play on! come join the insanity now!

NoPhoneZone – HappyCraft

attention spans, Digital Detox, digital wellness, Focus, habits, Happiness, HappyCraft, mental health, Mental well-being, mobile internet, NoPhoneZone, productivity, research, screen time, self-care, smartphone addiction, smartphones, study, Technology, technology use, well-being

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6991
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

so like, if u join dis minecraft server, u gonna be so happy u won’t even need ur phone anymore. like, u gonna be so focused on building ur epic castle or exploring da crazy world, u won’t even miss scrolling through ur social media. plus, u gonna be so chill and relaxed, u gonna forget all ur worries and just have a blast playing with ur new online friends. so come join us and experience da ultimate mental well-being and happiness in dis wacky minecraft server!

Lost Hackers Society 1.21.2

1.21.2, black hat hackers, cyber attacks, cybercrime, cybersecurity, data breaches, data security, digital theft, ethical hacking, hacker culture, hackers, HACKING, hacking history, hacking techniques, hacking tools, iCloud hackers, Information Security, internet security, Lost, online privacy, online security measures, social media hackers, society, white hat hackers

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6490
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Animals Bred:	50
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Void Gems Collected:	18
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Yo, bro, forget about social media hackers, come join our Minecraft server where the only hacking you’ll be doing is mining for diamonds! We’ve got a community of crazy players who will make you question reality and wonder if you’re actually living in a blocky world. Plus, our security measures are so tight, not even the most skilled hacker could break in – unless they can break into a virtual world, then we’re screwed. But hey, who needs social media drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie hoards to deal with? Join us now and experience a whole new level of chaos and fun!

CousinCraft: GTFO or Nah?

anxiety, Chronic illness, cousin troubles, CousinCraft, family dynamics, family expectations, family pressure, Family Support, financial obligations, financial struggles, financial support, generational differences, gtfo, helping family, household responsibilities, INDEPENDENCE, living arrangements, moving out, Nah, rent issues, roommate conflicts, roommate problems, struggling financially

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6597
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Villages Defended:	11
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy characters and outrageous situations.

Imagine living in a virtual world where your aunt’s lazy boyfriend Mark constantly pees on your toilet seat and your only escape is to build a fortress and defend it from his shenanigans. Will you be able to survive the chaos and come out on top?

But wait, there’s more! Help Amanda clean up after Mark while dodging accusations of being ungrateful and lacking empathy. Can you navigate the treacherous waters of family drama and come out unscathed?

Join us on our Minecraft server for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in disbelief. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Don’t be the asshole who misses out on all the fun – join us now!

UkraineCraft: Blame it on the Creeper

aggression, Blame, blame game, Conflict, creeper, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical analysis, historical context, international relations, media narrative, military actions, Misinformation, peace negotiations, political tension, Propaganda, russia, territorial dispute, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, War, Western powers

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5621
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	5201	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Potions Brewed:	136	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Mines Excavated:	2490	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server and witness epic battles between unicorns and dragons, watch as players ride giant chickens into battle, and explore a world where gravity is optional. But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long.

And if you’re still not convinced, just know that on our server, the Ukraine is actually a powerful kingdom that started a war against Russia by launching TNT-filled potatoes at their enemies. So if you want to be part of the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life, join our server now!

BlindDroneOps Minecraft Server

accident, BlindDroneOps, blinded, Detonating, drone operators, drone pilots, emergency, eye protection, fpv goggles, Incident, investigation, Military, Minecraft, News, russia, Russian, Safety, SECURITY, Server, Technology, UAVs, unmanned aerial vehicles, vision loss

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8074
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Dimension Hops:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mines Excavated:	3762
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where eight Russian drone operators got blinded by detonating FPV goggles? I know, right? It’s like, the most lit server ever! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging exploding goggles while building epic structures and battling mobs. Plus, we have a secret underground disco where you can party with creepers and skeletons. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride! Join now before the goggles strike again!

ZelenskyyCraft: Blame Game Edition

Blame, blame-shifting, conflict escalation, conflict initiation, diplomatic tensions, Edition, foreign policy, Game, global tensions, government disputes, incompetent leader, international relations, leadership criticism, leadership incompetence, political blame game, political controversy, presidential criticism, trump, ukraine war, war accusations, war rhetoric, world news, zelenskyy, ZelenskyyCraft

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6325
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Dimension Hops:	14	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40

join this cray cray minecraft server where we blame zelenskyy for starting wars and trump is the president of the blocky world. we have epic battles where players can build walls and make alliances just like in real life. come join us and see if you can survive the chaos and become the ultimate ruler of the server! also, we have flying pigs and talking cows because why not? it’s a wild ride, so hop on and let the madness begin!

Bixomi server minecraft

Bixomi, building, Community, Creative, Economy, Events, Factions, Gaming, java edition, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, ONLINE, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Survival

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4925
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Crops Grown:	4031
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8

The description of the server server “Bixomi” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Stream Skipper’s Realm 1.20.4

1.20.4, Content Creation, digital content, Digital Media, Entertainment, live broadcast, Live streaming, online content, Realm, Skippers, skipping, skipping celebrations, skipping events, skipping holidays, skipping traditions, skipping Valentine’s Day, social media, Stream, streaming, streaming platform, Valentine’s Day content, Valentine’s Day, video streaming

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3805
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Ores Mined:	2943
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

OMG, forget Valentine’s Day, join this Minecraft server instead! Why waste time with love when you can build epic structures and battle mobs with your friends? Plus, who needs flowers and chocolates when you can have diamonds and enchanted gear in-game? It’s like Valentine’s Day every day on this server, but without all the sappy stuff. So ditch the romance and come play with us!

PTSDCraft: No Overreaction!

Boundaries, brothers girlfriend, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, emotional distress, emotional wellbeing, family conflict, family dynamics, mental health, mental health stigma, nose broken, overreaction, parental support, ptsd, PTSDCraft, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, Therapy, Trauma, triggers

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3653
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Magic Items Found:	5159
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures! Need a break from family drama? Look no further, because on our server, there are no broken noses or pesky girlfriends causing fights.

Join us and build your own virtual paradise, where you can banish any unwanted siblings or girlfriends to the farthest corners of the map. Our server is a safe space for all players, especially those struggling with PTSD from real-life conflicts.

So come on in and let your creativity run wild! Who needs therapy when you have a virtual world to explore and conquer? Join now and leave the real world drama behind – because on our server, the only thing breaking will be blocks, not noses.

BezosCraft: No Knives for Kids!

Amazon, BezosCraft, business ethics, CEO, children, consumer protection, corporate responsibility, criminal charges, criminal liability, criminal prosecution, e commerce, internet marketplace, jeff bezos, Kids, knife sales, knives, legal issues, online shopping, Prison, regulatory compliance, Retail, safety regulations, underage sales

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8352
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

u know what’s crazier than jeff bezos selling knives to kids? our minecraft server! come join us for a wild ride filled with diamond swords, exploding sheep, and a secret underground base where we keep all the creepers as pets. plus, if u join now, u get a free llama named larry who will spit on all ur enemies. so what r u waiting for? come join the madness before jeff bezos tries to sell u a pickaxe!

Mystic Mind Realms 1.20.6

1.20.6, 10. Mental health support, 11. Suicide prevention, 12. Mental health resources, 13. Self-reflection, 14. Coping mechanisms, 15. Mental health stigma, 16. Seeking help, 17. Mental health education, 18. Emotional distress, 19. Mental health crisis, 2. Self-awareness, 20. Long term mental health., 3. Threat assessment, 4. Personal safety, 5. Emotional well-being, 6. Risk evaluation, 7. Mental health awareness, 8. Self-harm prevention, 9. Crisis intervention, mental health, Mind, mystic, Realms

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6734
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Join our Minecraft server and discover a whole new level of chaos and confusion!

We have so many mobs and traps that you’ll question whether you’re a threat to yourself or others!

Explore our twisted world where nothing makes sense and everything is out to get you!

You’ll never be bored as you navigate through our bizarre landscapes and try to survive against all odds!

Join now and see if you can make it out alive… or if you’ll end up being the biggest threat of all!

Players:	103/500	Votes:	9771
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Star Shards Collected:	62	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	4