CraftyCommiesLOL | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Coffee Crafters 1.20.4

1.20.4, aroma, aroma therapy, Breakfast, Brewing, Caffeine, coffee, Comforting, Cooking, Crafters, Home decor, kitchen, morning routine, Nostalgia, Old fashioned, period kitchen, Retro, sensory experience, smell, Traditional, vintage, Wake Up

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1282
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	15

Yo, bro, imagine this: a Minecraft server where the kitchen is straight out of the medieval times! Like, you can cook up some digital feasts while dodging creepers and zombies! It’s like Iron Chef meets The Walking Dead, but with blocks and stuff.

And get this, there are secret passages hidden behind the pantry shelves! You can sneak around and surprise your friends while they’re cooking up some pork chops. It’s like a real-life game of Clue, but with more explosions and less murder.

Plus, the kitchen is haunted by the ghost of a chef who only knows how to make pixelated spaghetti. It’s like having a spooky roommate who’s always trying to feed you carbs. So if you’re into cooking, exploring, and dealing with supernatural beings, then this server is the place for you! Just watch out for the flying pots and pans, they have a mind of their own.

FamilyEvent FOMO Minecraft Server

blended family, exclusion, family betrayal, family bond, Family dance, family decision, family dynamics, family event, family inclusion, family loyalty, family member, family relationships, Family Support, family unit, family unity, Family Values, FamilyEvent, FOMO, hurt feelings, Minecraft, Server, stepmom, uninvited

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4759
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Runes Activated:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Star Shards Collected:	171
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can feel like part of the family? Well, look no further! Our server is like a big, happy family…except without the drama of excluding step-moms from family events!

Join us for epic adventures, building competitions, and virtual family bonding time. Plus, we promise not to let the kids kick you out of the family dance – because here, everyone is welcome! So come on over and join the fun, where you’ll never feel like an optional add-on or a family friend. You’re part of the crew now, baby!

ExBuzzedStepMommaCraft

affair partner, blended family, Boundaries, co parenting, Communication, emotions, ex-wife drama, ExBuzzedStepMommaCraft, family dynamics, haircuts, overreacting, parenting roles, relationships, step-parenting, stepdad, stepfamily, stepmom, stepson’s feelings, stepson’s haircut, trust issues

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9324
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Void Gems Collected:	32

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is just as intense as a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine a world where step-parenting drama unfolds like a reality TV show. Picture this: a stepmom, a cheating ex-wife, and a haircut gone wrong. Who needs Netflix when you have our server?

Witness the epic battle over who gets to cut a child’s hair – it’s a showdown you won’t want to miss. Will the stepmom prevail or will the cheating ex-wife and her affair partner have the final say?

Join us for the most outrageous Minecraft server experience you’ll ever encounter. Who needs dragons and creepers when you have step-parenting drama to keep you on the edge of your seat? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join our server now!

FetishCraft: Blocky Bedrock Bizarre

bedrock, BIZARRE, bizarre fetishes, blocky, current partner, fetish discovery, fetish discussion, fetish experiences, fetish exploration, fetish revelations, fetish secrets, fetish sharing, fetish stories, fetish surprises, FetishCraft, kink discovery, kink exploration, partner fetish, past partner, sexual preferences, strange fetish, unique fetishes, unusual fetish, weird fetish

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4076
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Meteorites Collected:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but building and mining? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and even crazier players.

Our server is home to the most eccentric group of Minecraft enthusiasts you’ll ever meet. From building giant statues of llamas to hosting epic dance parties in the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society dedicated to uncovering the weirdest fetishes of our players. You won’t believe some of the things we’ve discovered! Join us if you dare to uncover the truth about your fellow Minecrafters.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. See you in the game!

CoupCraft2022

2022 election, Accountability, Attempting a Coup, bolsonaro, Brazil, Brazilian politics, charges, constitutional crisis, Corruption, CoupCraft2022, Democracy, election results, Government, Impeachment, legal action, opposition, POLITICAL CRISIS, power struggle, president, Rule of Law, south america

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	251
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	155	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Love Letters Sent:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	4906
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we charge bolsonaro with attempting a coup after he lost the 2022 election. we got crazy battles and epic quests to take down the evil dictator. join us and be a hero in this wild virtual world. plus, we got free virtual tacos for all new players cuz why not? let’s overthrow some corrupt leaders and have a blast doing it. u in?

Looped Minds: Dual BCI Fun

Artificial Intelligence, BCI, brain research, brain science, brain-computer interface, Breakthrough, Chinese researchers, collaboration, cutting-edge technology, DUAL, dual-loop, Fun, human-machine mutual learning, innovation, Looped, machine learning, medical technology, Minds.., neuroengineering, neuroscience, neurotechnology, non-invasive BCI system, research, scientific advancement, Technology

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8030
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	129	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83
Villages Defended:	16	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	30
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

so like, imagine this crazy minecraft server where you can like, use your brain to control everything! like, chinese researchers made this mind-blowing ‘dual-loop’ thingy that lets you control stuff in the game just by thinking about it! it’s like telekinesis but in minecraft, bro!

you can like, make friends with the mobs and teach them to do your bidding, or build epic structures just by using your mind power! it’s like being a wizard but in blocky pixel land!

join this server and unlock the true potential of your brain, become a master of the minecraft universe with the power of your thoughts! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s on the cutting edge of technology and stuff? it’s like living in the future, but in minecraft form! so come on, join us and let’s make some mind-blowing memories together!

Mystic Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, Accompaniment, Cardamom, Chattini, chili peppers, condiment, Cooking, Coriander, cumin, flavor enhancer, Flavorful, foodie, fusion cuisine, garlic, Ginger, Haven, homemade, Indian Cuisine, mystic, recipe, spicy sauce, tangy, Versatile

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6147
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	83	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Zombie Dances:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Hey you, yeah you! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have the server for you!

Join this server and experience the thrill of mining for magical crystals that will give you superpowers! Fly like a chicken, shoot fireballs from your eyes, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking llamas who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has the most epic dance parties every Friday night. Get ready to bust a move with your blocky buddies and show off your best creeper impression.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and enter a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). See you on the other side, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

CraftyRoomie Minecraft Server

apartment living, Boundaries, college campus, CraftyRoomie, creepy behavior, DISRESPECTFUL, invasion of privacy, LGBTQ, Minecraft, personal space, roommate, roommate boundaries, roommate communication, roommate conflicts, roommate etiquette, roommate issues, roommate problems, roommate relationships, Server, setting boundaries, sexual harassment, student housing, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2402
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from creepy roommates and live in a world where boundaries actually exist!

Join us if you’re tired of someone constantly invading your personal space and making weird comments about your relationships. Our server is a safe haven where you can build your dream home without worrying about someone lurking behind you while you cook or watching your every move.

We promise no one will ask you to use your kitchen supplies and leave stains all over them, or judge your gaming skills from the couch. Plus, our community is full of respectful players who won’t make you feel uncomfortable with inappropriate questions about dominance.

So come on over and start fresh in a world where you can set boundaries and actually have them respected. Say goodbye to creepy roommates and hello to a fun and safe Minecraft experience!

Mom’s Minecraft Mansion

aita, Arguing, bothered, Boyfriend, deal with it, family conflict, House, irritated, kicked out, MANSION, Minecraft, moms, not talking, School, sex, stressed, Teen, Testing, tired, weekends, work, yelled at mom, Younger Brother

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8946
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Chimeras Created:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Are you tired of hearing your mom and her boyfriend do the dirty deed every night? Do you need a break from the awkwardness of living with a sex-crazed couple? Then come join our Minecraft server, where you can escape the sounds of passion and build your own virtual paradise!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind after a long day of dealing with your mom’s bedroom antics. You can create your own world, far away from the moans and groans that haunt your dreams. Plus, our community is filled with players who understand the struggle of living with a mom who just can’t keep it down.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to awkward encounters forever. Who needs real life drama when you can have a blast in the blocky world of Minecraft? Trust us, it’s way more fun than listening to your mom and her boyfriend getting it on every night.

BlockBusterCraft

BlockBusterCraft, chevron, corporate downsizing, Doge, economic impact, economic instability, Economy, financial crisis, job cuts, job insecurity, job loss, job market, job security, job uncertainty, labor market, Layoffs, layoffs trend, recession, Southwest Airlines, unemployment, workforce reduction

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5747
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Farms Harvested:	527	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14

Are you tired of the real world economy going down the drain? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only layoffs you’ll see are when creepers blow up your house! No more worrying about Doge or Chevron, just focus on building your dream world with unlimited resources and endless fun. Who needs Southwest Airlines when you can fly around on a dragon in the virtual world? Join us now and escape the real world chaos for good!

Cosmic Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, circumcised, circumcision controversy, circumcision debate, circumcision myths, Cosmic, Crafters, Cum, ejaculation, Foreskin, genital hygiene, genitalia, male anatomy, male circumcision, male reproductive system, penises, reproductive health, sexual function, sexual health, sexual myths, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, uncircumcised

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2244
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3

Join our Minecraft server and find out if uncircumcised penises really do have more cum!

We’ve got pixelated pigs, cows, and chickens that will blow your mind with their reproductive abilities.

Explore our virtual world and uncover the truth about foreskin and its impact on ejaculation volume.

Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to witness the ultimate showdown between circumcised and uncircumcised players.

Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your pants)!

BlockyFamilyDrama

abandonment, Abuse, addiction, BETRAYAL, BlockyFamilyDrama, boundaries crossed, communication breakdown, dishonesty, emotional trauma, family conflict, financial issues, irreparable damage, lack of respect, Manipulation, mental health issues, neglect, toxic relationship, trust broken, unforgivable actions, unresolved issues, values clash

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9814
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dragons Tamed:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and looking for a fresh start? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your family baggage behind as you embark on epic adventures in a virtual world where the only family you need is your fellow players. Who needs Aunt Karen’s passive-aggressive comments when you can be building a castle with your new BFFs? Say goodbye to family drama and hello to a new Minecraft family on our server!

CraftyPutinLather

Agreement, CraftyPutinLather, Deal, Diplomacy, EXCITEMENT, foreign policy, influence, international relations, Kremlin, lather, Liking, Manipulation, Media, mouthpieces, Négotiation, negotiation tactics, political strategy, Propaganda, putin, russia, US administration

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1518
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Love Letters Sent:	12
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48

So, like, picture this: You’re chillin’ in Minecraft, buildin’ your epic castle, when suddenly Putin’s mouthpieces start freakin’ out! They’re all like, “OMG, the US administration is makin’ deals that we love!” And you’re just like, “WTF?!”

But don’t worry, cuz on this server, we don’t deal with all that political drama. We’re all about havin’ a good time and buildin’ crazy stuff! Join us for epic adventures, insane battles, and maybe even a dance party or two. Plus, rumor has it that Putin himself might even make a guest appearance. So come on down and join the fun! You won’t regret it, trust me.

The Pen Roleplay Non-OP Prison Guards Quests

administrator, auction house, Bounties, Bows, citizen, classic prisons, Community, Contraband, Discord, Gangs, Guards, Moderator, Nonop, Parkour, pen, Potions, Prison, PvP, Quests, Ranks, Roleplay, senior guard, server ip, Swords, warden

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5412
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	467
Falling into the Void:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Discord	Join our Discord
Server IP	play.thepen-mc.net

What’s the Deal?

Classic. Nostalgic. Barebones. Prison.

Do you remember the old days of Prison Servers? If you enjoyed the grind and community aspect of a Classic Prison Server, you’re in the right place.

What makes this server different?

Features	Become a Parolee Prestiges Guards Quests Gangs Illegal items The grind Rent a prison cell Basic tools Solitary Confinement Bounties Auction House Parkour challenges and hidden Quests Multiple ways to Earn Money

Ranks

Rank	Requirements
A – Default Prisoner	N/A
B – $25,000	Earn $25,000 in-game
C – $80,000	Earn $80,000 in-game
D – $250,000	Earn $250,000 in-game
E – $800,000	Earn $800,000 in-game
Parolee – $1,500,000	Earn $1,500,000 in-game
Citizen – $2,000,000	Earn $2,000,000 in-game

Guards

Guards bring a Roleplay aspect to the server and help maintain order in the prison.

Guards will enforce rules such as no PVP, illegal items, etc.

Join Our Server

Join our Discord and start playing on play.thepen-mc.net

Mindset Escape 1.21.4

1.21.4, Escape, mindset

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4128
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Potions Brewed:	180
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky!

Forget about boring old reality and dive headfirst into a land of pixelated chaos and madness.

You’ll never know what to expect next, whether it’s a giant chicken boss or a hidden dungeon filled with talking llamas.

So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and get ready to embark on the craziest adventure of your life.

Just remember to go off your medication before logging in – things are about to get wild!