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Shadow Roach Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, chilling, creepy, Darkness, eerie, fear, Haunting, hidden, insects, Lurking, lurking in the shadows, Mysterious, Nighttime, Pests, Realm, roach, ROACHES, Shadow, shadows, Sneaking, spooky, stealth, unsettling, Walking

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9601
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Yo, bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server where you can join the roaches in the shadows! Like, who wouldn’t want to hang out with roaches, amirite? They’re like the coolest insects ever, always sneaking around and stuff.

Join our server and experience the thrill of walking in the shadows with our roach buddies. It’s like a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay, I swear.

Plus, who knows what kind of secrets and treasures you’ll find lurking in the darkness with the roaches. It’s like a scavenger hunt, but with bugs. Bugs that are secretly plotting world domination, but hey, no biggie.

So come on, join our server and embrace your inner roach. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

BlockyFamDrama Minecraft Server

Apology, arguments, aunt, blocked, BlockyFamDrama, cousin, Cut off, disrespectful responses, Family Events, family fall out, father’s side of the family, Grandma, holidays, Hospital, mental health issues, Minecraft, Mother, only child, reaching out, rough time, Server, Threats

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	590
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Falling into the Void:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Are you tired of boring family drama? Looking for a server where you can escape the chaos and build your own virtual world? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and outrageous stories.

Imagine a world where your grandma is a Minecraft pro, your aunt is a creeper whisperer, and your cousin is a block-building genius. It’s a family feud like no other, and you’re right in the middle of it all. Will you choose to build bridges or blow them up with TNT? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for epic battles, secret alliances, and drama that even the Ender Dragon would envy. With new surprises around every corner, you’ll never know what to expect next.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where family drama meets blocky fun. Who needs therapy when you have virtual worlds to escape to? Don’t miss out on the craziest server experience of your life!

CraftyFriendCare

#authorities, Boundaries, break up, Closure, college, Communication, consequences, CraftyFriendCare, fear, friendship, Harassment, high school, intervention, loyalty, mental health, Police, RESPONSIBILITY, Safety, Support, toxic relationship, undocumented immigrants

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4719
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Buildings Constructed:	11
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Dimension Hops:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any creepy exes like Cindy’s Josh! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and absolutely no drama from psychotic ex-boyfriends.

Our server is like a safe haven away from all the craziness of real life. No need to worry about unwanted visitors showing up at your virtual doorstep or harassing you to talk to their ex-girlfriend. We’ve got your back, and we’ll make sure you have a blast without any unwanted drama.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Build, explore, and have a great time with us – just leave all the crazy exes at the door! Trust us, you won’t regret it. 😉🎮 #NoMoreJoshsAllowed

AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP

aggravating, ANNOYING, AnnoyingAF, Behavior, bothersome, exasperating, frustrating, habits, Harmless, irksome, IRRITATING, Minecraft, minor annoyances, minor inconveniences, minor irritations, Nuisance, pesky, Pet Peeves, QUIRKS, smp, trivial, vexing

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9399
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	39
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing ever! We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted golden apples, like who even needs regular apples anymore? And get this, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow things up but only in a cute way, like he’ll blow up a flower or something, it’s hilarious!

But wait, there’s more! We have this super annoying prankster named Steve who loves to pull harmless but annoying pranks on everyone. Like one time he replaced all the torches in our village with glowstone just to mess with us, like who even does that? But it’s all in good fun, right?

So if you want to join a crazy fun Minecraft SMP where anything can happen, then you have to join us! Just be prepared for some wacky adventures and lots of laughs, because we’re all about having a good time and making memories that will last a lifetime. See you in the game, fellow gamers!

PixelCrushCraft

AMBITION, attractive, Authenticity, charisma, Charm, communication skills, Confidence, emotional intelligence, Empathy, EYES, humor, intelligence, Kindness, Passion, Personality, physical appearance, PixelCrushCraft, sense of humor, Smile, Style, WIT

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6143
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you dream of finding your Minecraft soulmate while building a castle together? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place to find love and loot! Join us and you might just stumble upon a player whose pixelated avatar makes your heart skip a beat. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server full of potential baes? Join now and start swiping right on those blocky hotties!

CraftyUkrainians Minecraft Server

Adversity, blows, Conflict, Courageous, CraftyUkrainians, Crisis, DEFIANT, determination, eastern europe, hardened, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Politics, Resilient, Server, solidarity, strength, Support, trump, ukrainians, Unity, War

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	251
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Falling into the Void:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where war-hardened ukrainians are taking on trump’s blows with nothing but pickaxes and diamond swords! we’ve got a community of players who never back down, even when faced with the craziest challenges. build your own base, team up with other players, and show trump who’s boss in this wild and wacky world. plus, our ukrainian players have some pretty epic stories to tell around the campfire – you won’t believe the adventures they’ve been on! so come on, join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server around!

PutinPuncherMacron

Alliance, Assertiveness, Communication, Diplomacy, foreign policy, France, international relations, leadership, Macron, Meeting, Négotiation, Politics, power dynamics, putin, PutinPuncherMacron, russia, Strategic, strength, summit, trump, united states

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6636
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Towns Built:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. like, one time, we had this dude who built a giant toilet and made everyone poop in it. it was so funny, bro.

and, like, the admin is this crazy dude who once fought off a whole army of creepers with just a wooden sword. he’s, like, a total legend, man.

oh, and, like, we have this secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server. no one has found it yet, but they say it’s guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. like, how insane is that?

so, yeah, bro, you gotta join this server. it’s gonna be, like, the most epic journey of your life. and remember, don’t be weak like Macron. join us and show Putin who’s boss!

Crafty Migraine: Neuro Fun!

Crafty, Fun, Migraine, Neuro

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5521
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we turn migraines into magic spells! our server is so lit, you’ll forget all about those pesky headaches and be casting spells like a wizard in no time!

we got potions that will make your head feel like a fluffy cloud and blocks that will transport you to a land of rainbows and unicorns. join us on this wild adventure and never worry about migraines again!

our players have reported feeling like they’re floating on a cloud of marshmallows while playing on our server. some even say they’ve seen leprechauns dancing in the distance, handing out golden blocks like candy!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s turn those migraines into magic on our one-of-a-kind minecraft server!

What is the IP for Stimpee Minecraft Server?

2024.., base, BUILD, built, camper, Clan, Clans, deep, episode, fps, Game, gameplay, GIANT, glitch, hidden, kill, Living, Loot, Massive, Medieval, metal, Minecraft, mmo, molotov, multiplayer, new, new patch, new update, OFFLINE, online raid, Patch, Prim, prim server, Primitive, primitive server, primitive update, Raid, Raided, Raiding, Raids, roof, roof camp, Roof Camper, Rust, secret, series, Server, Solo, solo rust, Spawn, Steam, stimpee, STONE, Survival, SURVIVE, Surviving, Tower, trap, trap base, update, weapon, wipe, wiped, wood

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7690
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Stimpee is a popular gaming content creator known for his energetic and comedic style. He rose to fame through his YouTube and Twitch channels where he streams and uploads gameplay videos of various games. Stimpee is well-loved for his engaging personality and ability to make his audience laugh. He continues to grow his fan base and create entertaining content for his loyal followers.

CatCraft

1.18, 1.21.4, 1.X, 16k, active members, Adult, Ashburn, Biomes, CatCraft, Community, Creative, Event, Lgbt, Minecraft, Modpack, Pictures, rules, Seasons, Server, Staff, Survival, Uhc, Updates, Usa, VA, Vanilla, world, World Edit

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	931
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Villages Defended:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Star Shards Collected:	241	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	760

CatCraft Server Overview

Server Name	CatCraft
Type	Community focused Minecraft server
Launch Date	Season 1 – April 4, 2019; Season 2 – December 2021
Current Version	1.21.4
World Border	16k in every direction
Hosting Location	Ashburn, VA (USA)

Server Rules

Don’t be a dick.
Don’t steal, dupe, grief.
Strict 21+ server.
Fair PVP gameplay.
No hacking, x-ray, duping, forcefield.
Reasonable pranking.
Include your favorite breed of cat in application.
Maintain server aesthetics.
Sign your stuff, keep it organized.
Avoid killing withers in the over-world.

Other Important Details

No Enderman Griefing
End Dragon drops elytra, egg, head
Various custom gameplay enhancements

For more information and application, visit our Discord.

Divine Ruler’s Realm 1.21.1

1.21.1, America, american history, american people, BIBLE, Crooked, day one, Divine, fascist, Fascist president, gaza, Genocide, Genocide Joe, God Bless President Trump, Horror, negotiating table, Peacemakers, people of Gaza, Presidency, Realm, rulers, subsidizing, totalitarian, trump, Ukraine, War

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	730
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Towns Built:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that even Genocide Joe would approve of! We don’t just build blocks, we build peace like Trump did in Gaza on DAY ONE. Our server is like a negotiating table for all sides to come together and battle it out in the name of peace. Trump may not be in office anymore, but his spirit lives on in our Minecraft world. Come join us and be a peacemaker like the Bible says. God Bless President Trump and God Bless our crazy Minecraft server!

SIL’s BF Ruining Family Function Minecraft Server

family, Function, Minecraft, Ruining, Server, sils

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3118
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is just as wild as this family situation! Join us for a server full of twists and turns, just like this love triangle.

Reasons to join our server: – Experience the thrill of navigating through complicated relationships, just like in real life! – Build your own virtual family and see if you can avoid any awkward entanglements. – Explore the depths of your own moral compass as you decide whether to attend family gatherings or stay home in protest. – Who needs reality TV when you can log onto our server and witness all the drama unfold right before your eyes?

So come on in and join us for a Minecraft experience unlike any other. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of your own crazy love triangle!

KarmaCraft – Sister Drama

AITAH, alibi, Attention, BETRAYAL, burdened, Cheating, depression, disability, DISRESPECTFUL, Drama, fragile, Guilt, Infidelity, Karma, KarmaCraft, Married men, mental health, nonjudgmental, nudes, obesity, open marriage, ptsd, self-absorbed, sexless marriage, sister, triggering

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8053
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Gods Slained:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Votes:	5197
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Farms Harvested:	808
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Magic Items Found:	1516

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my sister’s love life? Look no further! Our server is like a soap opera on steroids, with drama, betrayal, and scandal at every turn.

Join our server and you’ll be immersed in a world where players are just as sneaky as my sister’s cheating ways. From secret alliances to backstabbing betrayals, you’ll never know who to trust.

Just like my sister, who juggles multiple lovers, you’ll have the opportunity to team up with different players and form alliances. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a love triangle or two!

And just like my sister’s husband, who is completely clueless about her escapades, you’ll encounter players who are blissfully unaware of the chaos happening around them. Will you be the one to uncover the truth and blow the lid off their secrets?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as scandalous as my sister’s love life, join us now! Just be prepared for a rollercoaster ride of emotions, drama, and maybe even a few nudes (just kidding…or are we?).

BadHabitMC SMP

bad habits, BadHabitMC, compulsive behavior, forbidden fruit, guilty conscience, guilty pleasures, IMMORAL, indulgence, indulging, indulging in vices, Naughty, self-destructive behavior, self-sabotage, Sinful, smp, succumbing to temptation, taboo, temptation, Unethical, vice, Weakness, wrongdoing

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5546
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	17

Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server you gotta join! It’s like, the most lit place in all of Minecraft land, I swear. Like, the spawn is literally a giant rainbow unicorn that poops out diamonds and emeralds, it’s insane!

And get this, the owner is a talking potato named Spud who wears a top hat and monocle. He’s like, the coolest potato you’ll ever meet, I’m not even joking. He once fought off a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot stick, true story.

Oh, and the mods on the server are actual wizards who can summon dragons and unicorns at will. They once turned a griefer into a block of cheese just for fun, it was wild.

So yeah, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night, it’s lit AF.

SchooIyardShenanigans

explicit, explicit content, Inappropriate Behavior, NSFW, NSFW encounter, NSFW moment, NSFW story, scandalous, SchooIyardShenanigans, School, school experience, school gossip, school incident, school memory, school rumor, school scandal, school shocker, school story, Shocking.., unforgettable school moment

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8561
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Love Letters Sent:	16	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Are you tired of boring old school stories and ready for some wild and wacky adventures? Then come join our Minecraft server where the craziest things happen every day!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of dancing chickens appear, wearing top hats and monocles. They start singing show tunes and throwing emeralds at you. It’s like a Broadway show meets a treasure hunt!

Or how about this: you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting out their best dance moves. The creepers are breakdancing, the skeletons are doing the robot, and even the ender dragon is getting down with its bad self.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Enderman who tells the funniest jokes in all of Minecraft. He’ll have you rolling on the floor laughing with his puns and pranks.

So if you’re ready for a school experience like no other, join our Minecraft server and get ready for some NSFW (Not Safe For World) fun!

Players:	98/100	Votes:	9153
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Votes:	3184
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1