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Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 5048 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Runes Activated: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5616 |
Need a break from family drama? Our server is the perfect escape. We promise not to lock you in the back seat like an animal, unless you’re into that kind of roleplay 😉
Just like this OP, you’ll encounter unexpected surprises and betrayals that will leave you questioning everything. But hey, at least you won’t have to deal with a uhaul full of unnecessary furniture!
So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than a family reunion gone wrong. You won’t regret it…probably.