Thalassa Server

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Thalassa Anarchy Server
Essential Info:
IP: theserverwont.work
Runs in 1.19 (No chat reporting)
Essential plugins only (Anti lag/Chat mechanics) etc.
Server/world are brand new
No Bans, ever. Do as you will.
Friendly anarchy play style encouraged
Nonessential info:
Server is geared towards mature, adult players.
Sexual content very much discouraged
Racist content very much discouraged
Hacking very much discouraged
Future build protection may be a possibility for historical bases

FAQ:

Q: What version does the server run on?

A: The server runs on version 1.19 and does not have chat reporting.

Q: Are there any restrictions on bans?

A: No, there are no bans on the server. Players are free to do as they please.

Q: What kind of players is the server geared towards?

A: The server is geared towards mature, adult players. Sexual, racist, and hacking content is discouraged.

Q: Is there any future protection for historical bases?

A: There may be future build protection for historical bases, but it is not guaranteed at this time.

Q: Can I join the server casually?

A: The server encourages a friendly anarchy play style and asks players to take it seriously. Server admin will be available to answer questions and give souvenirs. Thank you for considering joining.

Lunar Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, college life, college schedule, energy drinks, Haven, late night classes, late night energy, late night studying, late nights, Lunar, monster energy drink, night classes, night owl, night routine, night time activities, night time routine, Nocturnal, nocturnal habits, sleep habits, sleep schedule, staying up late, Student Life

Yo, bro, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like being nocturnal but in blocky pixel form! Instead of sleeping at 2pm, you can be mining diamonds at 2am! And forget about waking up at 8pm, you’ll be building epic structures all night long! Plus, we have a special potion that turns your character into a monster – just like the energy drink, but way cooler! So come join us and embrace the night like never before!

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CarCrashConundrum Minecraft Server

acknowledgment, Apology, BETRAYAL, Blame, car accident, CarCrashConundrum, Damage, Dispute, Door, Fault, fieldwork trip, Friend, insurance, insurance company, investigation, Minecraft, MIRROR, parked car, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, stubbornness, uni friends, Witnesses

So, imagine this: You’re cruising around in your Minecraft car, minding your own business, when suddenly your friend comes out of nowhere and crashes into you, wrecking your ride. But instead of owning up to it, she tries to blame you for having your car door open. Like, what?!
Join our Minecraft server for some wild and wacky adventures, where you never know when your friend might reverse into you and then try to shift the blame. It’s a real rollercoaster of emotions, from friendly jokes to insurance disputes. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic?

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of parking mishaps, insurance claims, and heated arguments over who’s at fault. It’s a real blast, trust us. And hey, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about responsibility along the way. Or not, who knows? It’s all just part of the fun on our crazy Minecraft server!

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HomelessCraft

aita, Canada, crying, depression, emotional distress, family, feeling abandoned, feeling lost, feeling trapped, home, HomelessCraft, Homesick, India, long term, mental health, missing home, Moving, parents, Struggling, surgery, taken out

Are you tired of being stuck in a foreign country against your will like a sad, lost puppy? Join our Minecraft server and escape reality with us! We promise to provide you with a virtual world where you can build your dream home and never have to worry about being abandoned in India again. Plus, our community is so supportive that you’ll never feel lonely or depressed again. Say goodbye to your troubles and hello to a pixelated paradise!

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MasterpieceMelody – Minecraft SMP

exceptional artistry, exceptional craftsmanship, exceptional musicianship, exceptional songwriting, favorite song, flawless composition, flawless execution., flawless melody, flawless performance, flawless production, flawless vocals, impeccable arrangement, Masterpiece, MasterpieceMelody, Minecraft, musical excellence, musical genius., musical perfection, perfect composition, perfect harmony, perfect song, smp, timeless music

OMG, so like, have you heard of this epic Minecraft server? It’s like, the best thing since sliced bread, bro! Like, the admins are all unicorns who grant wishes and the players are all secretly famous YouTubers in disguise. And get this, the spawn point is actually a portal to a magical land where diamonds grow on trees and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up! It’s like, a total dream come true, man. You gotta join, like, right now or you’ll be missing out on all the fun and epicness. Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro! #bestserverever #minecraftislife #unicornsarecool

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TherapistCraft

cognitive behavioral therapy, coping strategies, emotional well being, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, positive thinking, self improvement, self-care, TherapistCraft, Therapy, therapy benefits, therapy breakthroughs, therapy guidance, therapy insights, therapy progress, therapy sessions, therapy support, therapy techniques, therapy tools

Are you tired of boring old therapy sessions? Well, ditch that shrink and join our Minecraft server instead! Our virtual world is the ultimate therapy session, where you can unleash your creativity and build to your heart’s content.
Forget about talking through your problems, just build a giant statue of your therapist and blow it up with TNT! Need to release some pent-up anger? Take it out on some creepers instead of your loved ones.

Join our server and let your therapist know that you’ve found a new form of healing…one block at a time.

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Putin’s Cold Dump on Trump’s Ukraine Brag

brag, bragging, cold, cold water, Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, Dispute, dump, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, Government, international relations, News, Politics, Putins, russia, summit meeting, trump, Trumps, Ukraine, united states, Vladimir Putin, world leaders

come join our epic minecraft server where vladimir putin himself dumps cold water on trump’s bragging about ukraine! it’s like a crazy political soap opera but in blocky pixel form! build your own russian empire or start a twitter war with other players! who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover some secret collusion plots while mining for diamonds! hurry up and join before the next scandal hits the fan!

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Dante’s Divine Comedy: The OG Platformer

Allegory, classic literature, comedy, Dante’s Divine Comedy, dantes, Divine, epic poem, game design, gaming history, gimmicks, Hell, Italian poetry, level design, literary influence, long tail tag, modern platformers, originator, Paradise, platformer, platformer games, Purgatory, structure levels, video games

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like Dante’s Divine Comedy but with blocky graphics and creepers! Imagine descending into the depths of hell, but instead of demons, u got zombies and skeletons tryna take u out. And when u reach the top of heaven, it’s not angels u meet, but Ender Dragons and Wither Bosses ready to throw down! It’s like a journey through the afterlife, but with pickaxes and TNT. So come on, join da madness and see if u can survive the ultimate Minecraft adventure!

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Myopia Mine – Screen Time Server

adolescents, children, data, digital devices, electronic devices, eye health, eye strain, EyeSight, health, myopia, Odds, Screen, screen addiction, screen time, screen use, screen-related myopia, Server, study, Technology, Time, vision, visual impairment, young adults

join our epic minecraft server and save your eyes from the dreaded myopia! forget about staring at screens all day, come build and explore in our virtual world where myopia is just a made-up word!
our server is so lit, you’ll be too busy crafting and battling mobs to even think about myopia. plus, our pixelated graphics are so easy on the eyes, you’ll never want to leave.

who needs 20/20 vision when you can have 20/20 blocks to build with? join now and say goodbye to myopia forever!

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What is the IP for tinymacdude Minecraft Server?

al1, camera phone, cheappickle, estabr0k, free, Minecraft, Server, sharing, tinymacdude, upload, Video, video phone, wallibear

Tinymacdude is a popular content creator known for his comedic and gaming videos on platforms like YouTube and Twitch. With a unique sense of humor and engaging personality, tinymacdude has amassed a large following of fans who enjoy his lighthearted content. In addition to gaming, tinymacdude also shares his thoughts on various pop culture topics and trends, making him a well-rounded creator in the online space.

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PlanetBrunei Reborn

Anarchy, asian, Bruneian, Custom Bosses, custom drops, Custom Loot, Custom terrain, Discord integration, Elitemobs, Enchantments, Griefing, Guns, hard difficulty, Lucky blocks, PlanetBrunei, PvE, QoL features, reborn, resource pack, RPG, smp, vote party

Welcome to Planet Brunei Reborn!

A revival of the original and first Planet Brunei Minecraft Server that took the Brunei Minecraft Community by storm from 2019 to 2022! With its revival is a new owner, theme and tons of plugins such as crazy enchantments, lucky blocks, as well as disasters and Guns. With over 700 players who have joined our servers, you’ll get to meet SMP players from all over the world!

We aim to be the No.1 Bruneian Minecraft Server as well as the top Asian Minecraft Server!

Here are some of the key points of the server:

90+ Plugins, QoL Features and Activities

Discord chat integration

RPG-like SMP

Hard Difficulty

PVE with Elitemobs and Custom Bosses

Strictly no hard PVP, Griefing or Anarchy-like behaviour

VoteParty

Bluemap

Custom Loot and Drops

Guns with Resource Pack

Custom Terrain for all worlds!

Server Details:

Minecraft Java Edition: 139.99.39.235:25571

Minecraft Bedrock Edition Address: 139.99.39.235 Port:8164

Bluemap: http://139.99.39.235:8198/

FAQ

Question: Is griefing allowed on the server?	Answer: No, griefing is strictly prohibited on our server.
Question: Can I use hacks or cheats on the server?	Answer: No, the use of hacks or cheats is not allowed and will result in a ban.
Question: Are there regular events on the server?	Answer: Yes, we host regular events and activities for our players to participate in.
Question: How can I join the server?	Answer: Simply use the provided IP addresses for Java Edition or Bedrock Edition to connect.
Question: Are there any restrictions on building structures?	Answer: While we encourage creativity, there are some rules on building structures in certain areas to maintain server balance.

Cosmic Nexus Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, Amanogawa Shiina, Chisaka Airi, Cosmic, Dizzy Dokuro, Ember Amane, Erina Makina, Fujikura Uruka, Fuura Yuri, Hakushika Iori, Himemiya Rie, Jelly Hoshiumi, Kaneko Lumi, Komachi Panko, Lia Ashelia, Nexus, PCG, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Pipkin Pippa, Realm, Remilia Nephys, Shisui Michiru, Tenma Maemi, Utatane Nasa

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a whole new dimension of epicness! Imagine building with these crazy characters like Lia, Utatane Nasa, and Hakushika Iori – they’re gonna make your mind explode with creativity! Plus, there’s this dude Dizzy Dokuro who’s just off the charts with his building skills, you gotta see it to believe it! And don’t even get me started on the wild adventures you’ll have with Jelly Hoshiumi and Ember Amane – it’s gonna be a rollercoaster of fun! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started! 🎉🔥🤪

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BlockRageQuit

ABUSIVE, BETRAYAL, BlockRageQuit, Boundaries, Breakup, Bridesmaid, CHEATER, difficult decisions, emotional pain, ENGAGEMENT, ex boyfriend, friendship, Groomsman, loyalty, manipulative, new girlfriend, old coworker, toxic relationship, Trust, Wedding, wedding drama

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing like a witch’s cauldron! Are you tired of boring servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never know what crazy plot twist will happen next!
Join us and experience the thrill of being caught in the middle of a love triangle like something out of a soap opera. Imagine being a bridesmaid in a virtual wedding where your ex-boyfriend is a groomsman and his new girlfriend is also a bridesmaid. It’s like a virtual reality show, but with creepers and zombies instead of cameras!

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most chaotic wedding party in Minecraft history. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to throw virtual cake at your ex’s new girlfriend! So come on, join our server and let the drama unfold in ways you never thought possible. It’s a wedding you’ll never forget, for better or for worse!

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ScoopSquadMinecraftSMP

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Yo yo yo, listen up all you epic gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined this server and instantly became the richest player on the server. How, you ask? Because every time he mined a block, a diamond-encrusted potato popped out! Can you imagine the riches you could have with diamond potatoes? It’s like winning the lottery every time you swing your pickaxe.

But that’s not all, folks! This server is also home to the legendary Ice Cream Mountain, where the ice cream flows like a river of sugary goodness. And guess what? The ice cream gives you superpowers! Want to fly like a chicken? Eat some mint chocolate chip. Want to breathe underwater like a fish? Vanilla bean is the way to go.

So come on down to this server and join in on the wacky, wild, and downright ridiculous fun! Who needs boring old vanilla Minecraft when you can have diamond potatoes and superpower ice cream? Let’s get this party started, gamers!

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CraftyZAFireworks

America First, American workers, CraftyZAFireworks, economic impact, employment, foreign competition, Globalization, international business, Job Displacement, job loss, job market, Job Opportunities, job security, labor market, nationalism, outsourcing, patriotism, political views, south african, trade policies, Workforce

Are you tired of boring old servers run by Americans? Well, come join our server where a South African man is calling the shots and firing American workers left and right! Who needs patriotism when you can have a server filled with chaos and international drama? Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about gaming servers. Plus, we have virtual braai (South African BBQ) every Saturday! Join us for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before.

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PutinCraft: Trump’s Mining Co.

Alliance, aluminium mining, cooperation, defence industry, defence spending, Diplomacy, economic partnership, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global politics, international relations, military budget, military cooperation, Mining, putin, PutinCraft, resource extraction, russia, strategic alliance, trump, Trumps, united states, world leaders

join our epic minecraft server where putin and trump are besties and they’re mining aluminium together. yep, you heard it right. forget about building houses and fighting zombies, on our server you’ll be mining aluminium with world leaders. who needs diamonds when you can have aluminium, right? come join the fun and see what other crazy shenanigans these two get up to. trust us, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

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