TeaTime SMP

17, Builders, Characters, Community, Custom, Datapacks, Discord, Donations, Events, Farmers, LGBTQ, Plugins, Races, REDSTONERS, rules, shopping districts, smp, Storyline, Teatime, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8329
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Dimension Hops:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
New Chunks Explored:	476767	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Version	1.21.4
Discord	https://discord.gg/qMjyJaQRhm

Tea Time SMP Overview

Tea Time SMP is a vanilla+ Minecraft server with a variety of game enhancing plugins. Hosting events and custom server events, there is no pressure to donate but supporters can receive roleplay bonuses in game. Opening on 1/04/25, the server welcomes redstoners, builders, farmers, and more, with an LGBTQ+ friendly environment. Featuring a huge storyline and custom character creation, players can enjoy proximity voice chat and relaxed rules to play Minecraft their way.

Server Speciality:

Fun and Engaging Datapacks
Fun and Engaging Plugins
9 Custom races to choose from
Shopping Districts
Unique and Engaging Events
An Intriguing storyline any player can join
Custom Character Creation

FAQ

What is Tea Time SMP?

Tea Time SMP is a vanilla+ Minecraft server with a variety of game-enhancing plugins, hosting events and custom server events.

When does the server open?

The server is opening for the first time on 1/04/25.

What kind of players are you looking for?

We are looking for all kinds of players, including redstoners, builders, farmers, and more.

Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?

Yes, the server is LGBTQ+ friendly and is for players aged 17 and above.

Are there specific rules for playing on Tea Time SMP?

Our rules are pretty relaxed and can be found on our discord server, allowing players to play Minecraft the way they want to.

Can I participate in roleplay on the server?

Yes, players can create their own characters and roleplay among each other on the server.

Do I have to use the proximity voice chat?

Proximity voice chat is available, but players are not required to talk if they don’t want to.

Royal Kingdoms 1.21.3

1.21.3, Kingdoms, royal

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5419
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Farms Harvested:	579	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Yo, so like, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro. Why? Because my wives are there, man. And let me tell you, they are the most epic gamers you’ll ever meet. Like, they build these insane structures and slay mobs like it’s nobody’s business.

Plus, the community is lit AF. We have like, daily dance parties at sunset and everyone wears diamond armor. It’s like a rave, but with creepers.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the rare loot? Yeah, it’s like a treasure trove down there.

So yeah, come join us on the server and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together. My wives are waiting for you, bro.

Pixelated Chicken Madness

Artificial Intelligence, Authenticity, chicken, Communication, Deception, female, gender, Hiding, Identity, madness, pixelated, privacy, real voice, rrats, secrecy, Silence, speculation, Technology, text to speech, transparency, vocalization, VOICE, zen

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5997
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever find! We got Zen, who may or may not be a girl, using some wack text to speech instead of her real voice. And don’t even get me started on those Rrats, they need to be silenced ASAP. Join us if you’re ready for some wild adventures and mysteries to uncover. Who knows what secrets Zen is hiding, but one thing’s for sure – this server is lit! Join now and let’s get this party started!

UselessFactsMCSMP

factoid, fun fact, insignificant fact, Interesting fact, irrelevant fact, nugget of useless information, obscure fact, pointless information, random knowledge, tidbit of knowledge, Trivia, trivial fact, unimportant fact, useless data, useless fact, useless factoid, useless information, useless knowledge, useless tidbit, useless trivia, UselessFactsMCSMP

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2375
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Chimeras Created:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you HAVE to join. Like, seriously, it’s the most lit server out there. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me hit you with some outrageous reasons.

First off, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. And get this, there’s a pet dragon that guards it all. Yeah, you heard me right, a freakin’ DRAGON. And if you can defeat the dragon in a dance-off, you get to keep all the loot.

But wait, there’s more. We have a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano. It’s like a thrill ride and a sauna all in one. Plus, if you survive the ride, you get a free diamond sword.

Oh, and did I mention the secret society of llamas that roam the server? They’re like the Illuminati, but fluffier. And if you can decipher their llama language, they’ll grant you three wishes.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. Trust me, it’s gonna be a blast. And remember, always mine diamonds, bro. #YOLOMinecraftSMP #LlamaIlluminati

RewatchCraft: The Ultimate Comfort Server

all-time favorite, binge-worthy, classic, comfort, comfort food, comfort show, Cozy, Entertainment, Escape, Familiar, Favorite, Feel-Good, guilty pleasure, long tail tag, million times, Nostalgia, Relaxation, repeat viewing, RewatchCraft, rewatched, Server, stress relief, TV series, Ultimate

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4895
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Buildings Constructed:	27	Magic Items Found:	2906

Are you tired of rewatching the same old comfort show for the millionth time? Well, it’s time to switch things up and join our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Because our server is like your favorite comfort show on steroids! Imagine if your comfort show had a baby with a unicorn and that unicorn could fly and shoot rainbows out of its horn – that’s how awesome our server is!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that’s tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. We’ve got mini-games that will make your head spin faster than a top, and events that will leave you laughing so hard, you’ll forget how to breathe.

So say goodbye to your comfort show and hello to the wildest ride of your life. Join our Minecraft server today and prepare to have your mind blown (in the best way possible, of course)!

What is the IP for AstralSpiff Minecraft Server?

AstralSpiff, challenge, Minecraft, Nintendo, Server, Speedrun

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9755
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Divine Spears Created:	23	Potions Brewed:	65
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

AstralSpiff is a talented content creator and streamer known for their engaging personality and entertaining gameplay. With a strong following on various platforms, AstralSpiff has built a dedicated community of fans who enjoy their unique blend of humor and gaming expertise. Whether tackling the latest releases or showcasing indie gems, AstralSpiff consistently delivers high-quality content that keeps viewers coming back for more.

AliExpress Oasis 1.21

affordable shopping, aliexpress, bargain hunting, budget shopping, cheap products, Chinese products, consumer goods, counterfeit goods, digital shopping, discount shopping, e commerce, global retail, international shipping, knockoff products, long delivery times, Oasis, online marketplace, online shopping, overseas purchases, retail therapy, shopping addiction

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4025
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Yo, bro, forget AliExpress, join this Minecraft server instead! Why? Because our virtual marketplace is like AliExpress on steroids, but without the weird knockoff products.

We got all the crazy mods and plugins you never knew you needed, like a flying pig pet that shoots lasers out of its eyes.

And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games – ever wanted to play a game of virtual hot potato with a TNT block? Well, now you can!

Plus, our community is lit AF, with players from all over the world coming together to build epic structures and troll each other with invisible potion pranks.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to boring old AliExpress – Minecraft is where the real deals are at!

MomCareCraft

caregiving, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, dementia care, elder care, Emotional support, family dynamics, financial constraints, financial responsibility, Guilt, long-distance caregiving, medicaid coverage, memory care facilities, MomCareCraft, parental care, personal sacrifices, Resentment, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, support systems

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1983
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	112	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	211	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a unique opportunity to escape real-life drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Looking for a judgment-free zone? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to seek perspective without any unwanted advice or criticism. Whether you’re dealing with family issues or just need a break from reality, we’ve got you covered.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world, where you can care for your pixelated mom without the stress of Medicaid or retirement savings. Our server is equipped with top-notch memory care facilities, located conveniently near Manhattan (sorry Staten Island, you’re on your own!).

Need a break from your brother’s drama? Fly your virtual mom to Europe without any hassle or guilt trips. And don’t worry about causing any real-life issues – on our server, the only problem you’ll face is running out of virtual blocks to build with!

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the real world behind – because sometimes, escaping to a Minecraft world is the best therapy!

BlockyBites

AVOID, bad service, BlockyBites, brand, Company, customer experience, customer satisfaction, DISAPPOINTING, disappointing experience, frustrating, NEGATIVE, never again, not recommended, poor quality, regret, Restaurant, Store, Unpleasant, unprofessional, unreliable, Waste of Money

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3875
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4957	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of riding on a giant chicken through a lava-filled obstacle course, or maybe you’d prefer to battle it out with a horde of evil llamas armed with diamond swords. The possibilities are endless and absolutely bonkers!

But that’s not all – our server also boasts the most outrageous shopping mall you’ve ever seen, where you can buy everything from exploding sheep to rainbow-colored pickaxes. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco club where the creepers know how to bust a move!

So say goodbye to boring Minecraft servers and hello to a world of wacky adventures and non-stop laughter. Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, there may be TNT involved)!

Tipsy Brain Reacts Funny

addiction, alcohol use disorder, altered brain responses, altered brain responses to anticipated threat, anticipated threat, Brain, brain function, brain regions, critical roles, Detecting, emotional responses, external signals, funny, future events, Generating, INDIVIDUALS, internal signals, mental health, neuroscience, Prepare, Reacts, research, study, tipsy

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5674
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Elemental Crystals Collected:	48
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Divine Spears Created:	26
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mines Excavated:	1261

so, like, u know how when u play minecraft and u gotta like, prepare for the future and stuff? well, this server is like, totally perfect for u if u wanna train ur brain to detect signals and generate emotional responses! like, imagine u gotta fight off a bunch of creepers and u gotta be all prepared and stuff. this server will totally help u with that cuz it’s like, designed to make ur brain super smart and ready for any threat. plus, like, u can totally drink all the virtual alcohol u want while u play cuz why not, right? so come join us and get ur brain all altered and stuff, it’s gonna be so much fun!

Spugunke

{Bedrock IP}, {Java IP}, Community, crossplay, Discord, Non-Laggy server, PORT, Semi Vanilla, sethomes, smp, Spawn, Spugunke, Teams, Tpa

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5294
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Towns Built:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Welcome to Spugunke Minecraft Server

Hello! My server called ‘Spugunke’ is only 2 weeks old! We have a community with all very active players and looking to grow more. The Server is as close to vanilla as possible, to get the original feel of Minecraft. We hope to grow our player place as soon as possible!!! Many towns are different teams have been made that you can join too!

Features:

Tpa’s
/spawn
sethomes
Non-Laggy server
Crossplay (Bedrock and Java)
teams

Join our Discord to help create a community and find ip for server.

Java IP: spugunke.net

Version: 1.21.4

Bedrock IP: spugunke.minecraft.best Port: 25565

I hope to see some of you soon!

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How old is the server?	The server is only 2 weeks old.
What makes this server unique?	It is as close to vanilla as possible and has a very active community.
Can I join different teams or towns?	Yes, many towns and different teams have been established for you to join.
Is the server laggy?	No, it is a non-laggy server.
Can I play on both Bedrock and Java?	Yes, the server supports crossplay for Bedrock and Java players.

Sister’s Enchanted Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, behavior management, Brat, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, discipline, emotional regulation, Empathy, Enchanted, family dynamics, little sister, parenting, patience, Positive reinforcement, problem solving, Realm, role modeling, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sisters, support system, Understanding

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7360
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

Yo, bro, if your little sis be actin’ like a total brat, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why? Because on this server, you can build a virtual mansion for your sis to chill in and hopefully stop being a brat! Plus, you can invite all her bratty friends to join too, and maybe they’ll all become less bratty together! It’s like therapy, but in Minecraft form! So, what are you waiting for? Join now and save your sanity from your sis’s bratty behavior!

MatrimonyMayhem Minecraft Server

abandonment, absentee father, AITAH, co parenting, Communication Issues, dad, DAUGHTER, emotional impact, ENGAGEMENT, family dynamics, father daughter relationship, lack of involvement, long-distance relationship, MatrimonyMayhem, Minecraft, MOH, Resentment, Server, stepfamily, stepmother, Wedding

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1636
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Towns Built:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama and surprises are always around the corner! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of finding out life-changing events through Facebook, just like our players do!

Explore the world with a chance to be the Maid of Honor for someone you barely know, just like our daughter in this wild story. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft?

Join us now and see if you can navigate through family dynamics, surprise engagements, and absentee dads – all in the comfort of your own virtual world. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the craziest Minecraft server out there!

DadCraft: Birthdays and Drama

Apology, BIRTHDAYS, brother, Conversation, cousins, DadCraft, Distance, Drama, Eva, family, Feedback, Grief, husband, Mental Wellbeing, miscarriage, mom, Playdate, Pregnancy, PROFESSIONAL, regret, Resentment, sister, Support

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6535
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and wild conversations just like the ones in the post above.

Need a break from your family drama? Look no further, our server is the perfect escape! We promise you won’t have to deal with any hormonal Eva’s or well-meaning but clueless moms here.

Join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where you can build, explore, and maybe even work through your own family issues in a virtual world. Who needs therapy when you have our server?

So come on, hop on board and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together. And remember, no matter what drama unfolds, we’ll always have each other’s backs in this crazy virtual world!

UkraineCraft: Zel&Aus vs. Trump

Alliance, Allies, Austin, cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, FINAL, foreign policy, international relations, Meeting, Military, negotiations, president, Press, SECURITY, Support, trump, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, united states, ZelAus, zelenskyy

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8428
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	67
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where zelenskyy and austin are the ultimate minecraft duo, fighting off creepers and zombies to protect ukraine! with their mad skills and epic builds, they will show trump the true power of friendship and teamwork in the world of blocks and pixels. join us now for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few explosions! who needs politics when you have minecraft? let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

EcoCraft Haven 1.21.4

1.21.4, degen group, Degenerate, degeneration, EcoCraft, group activities, group behavior, Group Chat, group cohesion, group collaboration, group communication, Group Discussion, group dynamics, group formation, group interaction, group organization, group participation, group project, group study, group support, group therapy, group work, Haven

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7482
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Yo, listen up, you absolute legends! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, have I got the server for you! This place is like a rainbow unicorn on steroids, with a side of bacon-flavored diamonds.

Join us if you want to experience the ultimate in pixelated chaos and mayhem. We’ve got more mods than you can shake a creeper at, and our community is as wild as a pack of rabid wolves on Red Bull.

But wait, there’s more! We host epic events like building competitions where the prize is a real-life llama (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?). And our staff? They’re so awesome, they can tame a pack of zombie pigs with just a wink.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this rollercoaster ride of insanity and let’s make Minecraft great again! Or at least weirder.