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Starlight Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Actresses, Boobs, Busty, Celebrity, celebrity tits, cleavage, Entertainment, explicit, FAMOUS, Hollywood, hot, leaked, models, NSFW, paparazzi, Provocative, Realm, scandal, Sexy, Starlight, tits, voluptuous

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1549
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, do I have a server for you! Imagine a world where all the blocks are shaped like celeb tits! And not just any celebs, we’re talking A-listers here! Join us for the most titillating Minecraft experience of your life!

We’ve got custom plugins that make the boobs bounce as you mine, craft, and build your way to glory! And don’t even get me started on the special events we have planned.

From bikini block parties to red carpet creeper attacks, this server is a non-stop party! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and get your hands on some virtual celebrity cleavage today!

LawnEyeRollerCraft

Apology, Biking, car honking, Confrontation, Corner, elderly woman, front lawn, Hangout, LawnEyeRollerCraft, misunderstanding, ROAD, sandwiches, sidewalks, speed limit, stores, suburban, trampled lawn, Vandalism, Yelling

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9763
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Are you tired of dealing with crazy neighbors who think you’re a lawn vandalizing menace? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you’ll be trampling on is pixelated grass!

On our server, you can bike as fast as you want without any angry car honking behind you. No more awkward encounters with overzealous lawn owners demanding apologies for simply trying to get a sandwich.

Join us and build your own virtual world where you can bike on sidewalks that actually exist and where crazy neighbors are just a figment of your imagination. Don’t let real-life drama ruin your day, come join our server and let the fun begin!

DetentionCraft SMP

Breaking Rules, classroom disruption, detention, detention slip, DetentionCraft, disciplinary action, Disobedience, misbehavior, parent-teacher conference, principals office, school authority, school behavior, school consequences, school expulsion, school misconduct, school punishment, school rules violation, school suspension, school trouble, smp, teacher reprimand, troublemaker

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4952
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	845	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Secret Passages Found:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP! Like, I was just minding my own business mining some diamonds when suddenly a herd of creepers attacked me and blew up my whole base! But then the admin came in like a superhero and saved the day by giving me unlimited diamond armor and a pet dragon to ride around on. It was so lit, you won’t believe it!

And like, the other day, I was building a rollercoaster in the sky and accidentally crashed it into someone’s house. But instead of getting mad, they just laughed and said it made their house look cooler. This server is full of the chillest peeps ever, you gotta come hang with us!

Oh, and did I mention the secret treasure hunt we had last week? I found a chest full of enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and let you fly like a bird. It was like a dream come true, I swear!

So yeah, if you wanna have the most epic, craziest, and funniest time ever in Minecraft, you gotta join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CreeperPhobiaCraft

anxiety, CreeperPhobiaCraft, fear of being alone, fear of clowns, fear of death, fear of failure, fear of germs, FEAR OF HEIGHTS, fear of losing loved ones, Fear of public speaking, fear of rejection, fear of snakes, fear of spiders, fear of the dark, fear of the future, fear of the supernatural, fear of the unknown, irrational fear, Phobia, scary thoughts

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2098
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Alien Abductions:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your hard-earned creations? Well, fear no more because on our server, creepers have been trained to do the Macarena instead of exploding! Join us for a dance party like no other!

Do you break out in a cold sweat at the thought of getting lost in a dark cave? Don’t worry, our server comes equipped with GPS-enabled pickaxes that will lead you straight back to safety! No more wandering aimlessly in the dark, unless you’re into that sort of thing.

Are you terrified of running out of food while exploring the vast Minecraft world? Fear not, because on our server, all animals drop candy instead of meat! Satisfy your hunger and your sweet tooth at the same time.

So come join us on our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will have you laughing and screaming in equal measure. Who knew surviving in a blocky world could be so much fun?

UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

500m, Biden administration, Conflict Resolution, defense funding, diplomatic relations, final package, financial support, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global affairs, government aid, international aid, international relations, military aid, military assistance, military support, Minecraft, political decision, security assistance, Server, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, US-Ukraine relations

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4658
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Farms Harvested:	773	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	145
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Towns Built:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of joe biden handing out bags of money to ukraine! we got crazy pvp battles where you can fight for your right to get that sweet $500m military aid package! trust us, it’s gonna be a blast! plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds we find in the game. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s make joe biden proud!

KremlinCraft: Trump’s Greenland Quest

Acquisition, Arctic, controversial proposal., denmark, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, Greenland, international relations, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, Monitoring, Politics, Quest, reaction, russia, Statement, strategic interests, territorial disputes, trump, Trumps, united states, world news

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1333
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19

so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, you know? like, the Russia’s Kremlin is like, totally watching Trump tryna buy Greenland, but like, forget about that drama and come join our server instead!

we got like, crazy builds that will blow your mind, like a giant potato that shoots lasers or a roller coaster made entirely of cheese.

and get this, our community is like, the coolest bunch of peeps you’ll ever meet. we have parties every night where we all dress up as llamas and dance to disco music.

plus, we have this secret underground bunker where we hide all the rarest items in the game. like, you won’t believe the stuff we have stashed down there.

so, like, forget about politics and come join our server for a wild ride you’ll never forget!

Left in the Dust – Minecraft Server

abandonment, BETRAYAL, betrayal in relationships, dust, emotions, feeling abandoned, feeling betrayed, feeling betrayed by a friend, feeling betrayed by a loved one, feeling betrayed by someone, feeling hurt, feeling hurt by someone, feeling left behind, feeling left out, feeling neglected, friendship, hurt feelings, left, Minecraft, relationships, Server, trust issues, Walking, walking together

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4903
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	22
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Void Gems Collected:	16

join our epic minecraft server where we run as fast as the flash and never leave anyone behind, unless they’re a noob, then we leave them in the dust like a piece of old cheese. we have epic quests like finding the golden potato of destiny and battling the evil chicken overlords. our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler, so come join us and never feel betrayed again, unless you steal someone’s diamonds, then you’re on your own, buddy. come join the madness and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

Nano Plastics R Us

Behavior, brain development, brain function, dopamine system, environmental impact, environmental pollution, Mice, microplastics, Nano, Nanoparticle exposure, nanoplastics, nanoplastics effects, neurobehavioral changes, neurodevelopmental disorders, Neurotoxicity, plastic particles, plastic pollution, Plastics, social adaptation, study, toxicology

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6149
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Zombie Dances:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

u ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that makes u feel like u have brain damage? well, do we have the server for u! come join us where nanoplastics are found to disrupt dopamine system and social adaptation! our tiny plastic particles will make u question reality and your very existence in the Minecraft world.

we have mice conducting studies on how these nanoplastics alter brain development and behavior, so u know it’s gonna be a wild ride! join us for a server experience like no other, where u never know what’s real and what’s just a plastic-induced hallucination. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the nanoplastics take over your Minecraft world!

Virtual Space Odyssey 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, cringe, cringeworthy, digital entertainment, Fans, Gaming, internet culture, internet subculture, Japanese pop culture, niche fandom, Obsession, odyssey, online behavior, Online Community, otaku culture, social awkwardness, social media, Space, virtual, virtual avatars, virtual personalities, virtual reality, Vtuber

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9774
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

OMG, like, have you heard about this Minecraft server? It’s like, totally epic and full of vtuber fans! But don’t worry, they’re not cringe here, they’re actually super cool and funny.

Join this server if you want to build a giant statue of your favorite vtuber out of diamonds and obsidian.

Plus, there are special events where you can compete in virtual idol singing competitions with other players. It’s like American Idol, but with blocky graphics and creepers trying to blow you up.

And the best part? You can even design your own vtuber skin and show it off to all your new friends. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get weird together!

BdayMealMixUp Minecraft Server

AUTHORITY, BdayMealMixUp, birthday celebration, birthday disappointment, birthday meal, birthday present, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, dinner plans, emotional manipulation, family dynamics, family expectations, family traditions, Manipulation, Minecraft, people pleaser, restaurant reservation, Server, ungrateful, Upset, working on birthday

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6636
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	2784
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while dodging exploding creepers and battling giant spiders. But that’s not all – we have a special event where every player gets a pet dragon to ride around the server! Who needs a horse when you can fly on a dragon, am I right?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds waiting to be discovered. Rumor has it, only the bravest and most skilled players can find it!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Don’t miss out on all the fun and excitement – join us today!

DaddyDaycareCraft

Accountability, blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, DaddyDaycareCraft, discipline, exaggeration, family, Frustration, Honesty, lying.., parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, STEPDAUGHTER, Support, Therapy, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3629
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Ores Mined:	6955	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Are you tired of dealing with habitual liars in your life? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our server is filled with adventure, creativity, and most importantly, no lying stepdaughters causing chaos.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about someone smearing dish soap all over the bathroom. Explore vast landscapes without the fear of getting lost for 6 hours like searching for a missing stepdaughter.

Join us and leave the real world behind, where appendicitis scares and exaggerated stomach pains are a thing of the past. Let your creativity run wild without the stress of dealing with family drama.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to the madness of everyday life. You deserve a break from the craziness, and we’ve got the perfect virtual escape for you!

BeatBlock Minecraft SMP

amazon music, apple music, audio quality, BeatBlock, curated content, Deezer, Google Play Music, Minecraft, music discovery, music library, music platform, music recommendations, offline listening, PANDORA, personalized playlists, smp, soundcloud, spotify, streaming, subscription services, Tidal, user interface, youtube music

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7179
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you just gotta join, like seriously bro, it’s lit AF. So like, imagine this, you log on and you’re greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig, like what even bro, it’s wild. And then you see this massive castle made entirely out of diamonds, like who even has that many diamonds, am I right?

But wait, it gets even crazier. There’s this secret underground lair where all the players go to have epic dance parties, like we’re talking disco balls, lava pits, the whole shebang. And the best part? The DJ is a creeper wearing sunglasses, like how cool is that?

Oh, and did I mention the flying llamas? Yeah, that’s right, you can ride a llama through the sky while shooting fireworks out of a bow and arrow. It’s like a dream come true, bro.

So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, chaotic, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up and I’ll send you the deets. Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

BlockbusterCraft

BlockBusterCraft, cinema favorites, essential movies, favorite movies, film must-sees., film recommendations, movie bucket list, movie list, movie must haves, movie suggestions, must see cinema, must see classics, must see films, must see flicks, must see list, must see movies, must watch cinema, must watch films, must watch list, must-watch movies, top movies

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	526
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	14	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Villages Defended:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	90
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	251
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35

Are you tired of boring old movie nights? Well, come join our Minecraft server and experience movie magic like never before! Our server is equipped with a state-of-the-art movie theater where you can watch all your favorite films in blocky, pixelated glory. But here’s the twist – all the movies are acted out by our resident group of chickens! That’s right, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken version of Titanic or The Avengers. So grab some popcorn (or seeds for the chickens) and get ready for a cinematic experience like no other!

FarRightCraft: Musk’s Election Mischief

+x, angst, controversial, Democracy, election, election meddling, elon musk, extremism, far right, FarRightCraft, foreign interference, German far-right leader, germany, Government, host, influence, Manipulation, Mischief, Musk, Musks, Politics, Propaganda, social media, Technology

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5752
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9063	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Towns Built:	8	Ores Mined:	4851
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

so like, u know how elon musk is like, all cool and stuff with his teslas and rockets? well guess what, he’s gonna host this german far-right leader on our server, like what even? it’s gonna be so wild, like election meddling in minecraft, who woulda thought? join us for the chaos and drama, it’s gonna be a ride you won’t wanna miss. plus, we have like, the best pixel art of elon musk riding a rocket, it’s epic. come join the fun and see what all the fuss is about!

Evolutionary Plant Cuisine

absence.., agricultural evolution, cuisine, culinary adventure, Culinary Creativity, culinary experience, culinary exploration, culinary innovation, Cultivate, delicious plant, evolutionary, evolve naturally, exotic cuisine, food discovery, food diversity, Gastronomy, genetic code, genetic modification, Plant, plant breeding, plant evolution, rare ingredient, unique flavor

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8799
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Runes Activated:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

come join our server and experience the most epic adventure of your life! we have the rarest and most delicious plant that will blow your mind and taste buds! it’s so rare that its genetic code won’t evolve naturally, so you can only find it on our server!

rumor has it that this plant has magical powers and will give you superhuman strength and speed in the game. imagine being able to mine diamonds in seconds and build the most epic structures in record time!

but be warned, this plant is so powerful that other players will stop at nothing to get their hands on it. you’ll have to fight off mobs and other players to protect your precious plant and reap the rewards.

join our server now and become the ultimate plant warrior! who knows, you might even discover the secret to unlocking the plant’s full potential and ruling the server with an iron fist. don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!

Players:	109/200	Votes:	1340
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Endless Night Skies:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Void Gems Collected:	23	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10