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Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 1047 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 22 | Orbs of Power Found: | 7 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 17 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
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