CraftyAssadNoMore | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Mystic Mind Realm 1.20.6

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8431
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Void Armor Forged:	17
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10

Bro, forget about that weak sauce server you’re on right now. You need to join our Minecraft server, it’s like a freakin’ acid trip but with blocks and creepers.

We got so much crazy shit going on, you won’t even know what’s real anymore. It’s like a virtual reality mindfuck that will make you question your existence.

Join us if you want to experience the true meaning of chaos and insanity. We’ll make your brain explode with our wild adventures and bizarre landscapes.

Don’t be a pussy, come join us and see what it’s like to truly lose your mind in the world of Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Warm Milk Society

animal milk, body heat, Cold milk, dairy, dairy industry, dairy products, digestion, Evolution, food history, homogenization, human invention, lactation, lactose, mammal milk, milk, milk processing, milk production, nutrition, pasteurization, society, Temperature, Warm, warm milk

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7335
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the cows produce warm milk straight from their bodies! forget cold milk, we offer the real deal here. our cows are genetically modified to have body heat that warms up the milk as soon as it leaves their udders. it’s like drinking a warm hug from a cow.

not only that, but our server is home to the legendary cow queen, who rules over all the cows with an iron hoof. she grants special powers to those who can prove themselves worthy by completing ridiculous challenges like milking a cow blindfolded or riding a pig through an obstacle course.

if you’re looking for a unique minecraft experience filled with warm milk and cow royalty, then come join us on our server. just watch out for the cow queen’s wrath if you dare to challenge her rule. it’s udderly insane, but in the best way possible.

Red Rumble Zone

ADVANTAGE, athletes, Claim, color psychology, Combat sports, Competition, new study, Olympic combat sports, Performance, red, red advantage, red outfit, Rumble, sports analysis, sports apparel, sports attire, sports performance, sports psychology, sports research, sports science, sports trends, Truth, Zone

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	584
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Alien Abductions:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Enchantments Applied:	50	Runes Activated:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

lol come join our minecraft server where wearing a red outfit ACTUALLY gives u super powers! like u can fly and shoot fireballs out of ur butt! we did a study and it’s totally true, red is the new black baby! join now and dominate the competition with ur red hot skills. also, our server is haunted by a ghost pig who will guide u to hidden treasures and secret dungeons. it’s like a real-life video game but without all the boring stuff. so what are u waiting for? put on ur red outfit and come join the fun!

Pixel Space Odyssey 1.20.6

/i/ thread, #champyons, #clip channels, #Creative Corner, #Kiyomi Pyon-Pyon, 1.20.6, 12 days of christmas, Aggie, AI LoRA, Animals, art, asmr collection, Aussie, autistic, channel, chuuba, community watchalongs, craft server, cytube, Danboorus, emergency Gosling resources, Fan Content, Freak, fvr, Kiki, merch links, Notifications RSS feed, odyssey, PIXEL, pyon, Rabbalabs links, Recent Stream Highlights, RPG demo, socials, Space, stable diffusion, Uoh, Voicepack, vrt, VT, worms game

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4151
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8

Join this Minecraft server for the most epic adventure of your life! We’ve got Kiki, the cutest autistic Aussie chuuba who will guide you through the world of blocky wonders. Build your champyons, explore the pyoncraft server, and unleash your creativity like never before! Plus, we have ASMR collections, voicepacks, and even a Kiki AI for Stable Diffusion. Don’t miss out on the madness and join now for a wild ride!

BabyCraftHub

baby, BabyCraftHub, child, Communication, compromise, DAUGHTER, decision, disagreement, family, feelings, husband, initials, Marriage, Motherhood, names, parenting, Pregnancy, Son, STEPDAUGHTER, tradition, Unique

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4267
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	2025	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Villages Defended:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of names! Just like this player who wants to honor her family with a unique name for her baby, we believe in creating a unique experience for all our players.

Join our server and create your own unique world with crazy block creations and epic adventures. Just like this player, you can embark on a journey to find the perfect name for your in-game character or build your own virtual family with custom initials.

Don’t be limited by the initials of your past, break free and explore new possibilities in our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even find a hidden treasure chest with the perfect name waiting for you!

So come on, join us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, you might just find the perfect name for your next pixelated pet or virtual child. Let’s create some LOL-worthy memories together on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

BeanieHairDontCare

BeanieHairDontCare, Beanies, cold weather, fashion, fashion dilemma, Fashion tips, hair care, hair maintenance, hair styling, hat hair, head covering, Headwear, indoor fashion, staying cozy, Style, warmth, winter accessories, winter fashion, winter hats, winter style, winter wardrobe

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7938
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have solved the age-old mystery of avoiding hat hair while wearing beanies! Our players have mastered the art of seamlessly transitioning from the chilly outdoors to the cozy indoors without a single strand out of place. Join us and learn the secrets of maintaining flawless hair even in the most extreme weather conditions!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a legendary group of players who have tamed a pack of wild llamas and trained them to do their bidding. Need to transport items across the map? Just hop on a llama and let them do the work for you! These llamas are not your average Minecraft animals – they have a taste for adventure and will stop at nothing to help you on your quest.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players have access to. Dance the night away with your fellow gamers and show off your best moves in this exclusive club. Who knew that Minecraft could be so glamorous?

So come on down to our server and experience the wildest, most hair-raising adventures you’ve ever seen. Just remember to leave your hat at the door – we’ve got hat hair covered.

CraftyHub Minecraft Server

arrest, arrested, chat site, Communication, CraftyHub, crime, cybercrime, Founder, Gisèle Pelicot, husband, internet, investigation, law enforcement, legal action, Minecraft, News, online chat, Online Community, scandal, Server, social media, Technology, Website

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1132
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	444
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Chimeras Created:	1

LOL SO, THIS SERVER IS LIKE, SUPER LIT, OK? LIKE, THE FOUNDER IS SO WILD, THEY GOT ARRESTED FOR LIKE, RUNNING A CHAT SITE THAT GISELE PELICOT’S HUSBAND USED. CAN YOU EVEN BELIEVE IT? JOIN THIS SERVER AND YOU MIGHT GET ARRESTED TOO, BUT LIKE, IN A FUN WAY. PLUS, WE HAVE DIAMONDS GALORE AND PIGS THAT CAN FLY. COME JOIN THE MADNESS, YOU WON’T REGRET IT (MAYBE).

CraftyDadBurnedByGirls

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6956
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6785	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE SET FIRES AND MAKE DAD JOKES ALL DAY!

WE HAVE CRAZY STORIES LIKE FATHERS GETTING LIT UP BY THEIR DAUGHTERS AFTER SOME WILD RAPE INCIDENT IN PAKISTAN!

COME JOIN US FOR SOME INSANE FUN AND MAYHEM! WHO NEEDS A NAME WHEN YOU CAN HAVE ALL THIS CHAOS?! 😂🔥🔥🔥

Lifesteal SMP STARTING FRIDAY Anarchy SMP

Active, Anarchy, Community, COMMUNITY SERVER, Discord, Fabric, FRIDAY, Fun, Gaming, invite, Join, LifeSteal, members, multiplayer, New server, Play, Plugins, Server, smp, Starting, Survival, voice mod, worldborder

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3528
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Overview
SMP Start Time	Friday, 3pm EST
Number of Members	Currently 28
Plugins	LifeSteal, Voice mod (using fabric)
Worldborder	5k by 5k
Community	Fun and active
Discord	https://discord.gg/ZZ5DdF46

FAQ

Q: When does the SMP start?

A: The SMP starts on Friday at 3pm EST.

Q: How many members are currently in the SMP?

A: There are currently 28 members in the SMP, and more are needed.

Q: What plugins are used in the SMP?

A: The SMP uses LifeSteal and Voice mod plugins, both implemented using Fabric.

Q: What is the size of the worldborder?

A: The worldborder is set at 5k by 5k.

Q: How would you describe the community in the SMP?

A: The community is described as fun and active, welcoming new members to join.

Q: Is there a Discord server for the SMP?

A: Yes, the Discord server can be joined through this link: https://discord.gg/ZZ5DdF46

VibeCraft Land 1.20.6

1.20.6, Communication, Community, Connection, emotions, Expression, feeling, Happiness, introspection, joy, Land, Melancholy, mood, Music, Nostalgia, playlist, Reflection, sentiment, sentimentality, sharing, song, VibeCraft, VIBES

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6944
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Star Shards Collected:	300
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Astral Projections Made:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Love Letters Sent:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Enchantments Applied:	192
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Dimension Hops:	12

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, man! It’s like a virtual paradise where you can build epic castles and fight off dragons with your friends.

But wait, there’s more! You can also ride unicorns and shoot rainbows out of your hands.

And get this, the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up your stuff.

Plus, there’s a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and zombies.

Trust me, once you join this server, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like a psychedelic trip mixed with a fantasy adventure on steroids. Just click that join button and prepare to have your mind blown, bro!

BabyCraftyCritique

aita, Baby name, BabyCraftyCritique, Boundaries, bullying, Communication, criticizing, egyptian goddess, family, Interference, Isis, judgmental, life choices, Opinions, parenting, relationships, Rude, School, sister, teasing, terrorist organization

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5360
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	419	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	New Chunks Explored:	180651
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Star Shards Collected:	282	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2314

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to escape the drama of real life like this! We promise no one will judge you for your name choices, whether you name your character after an Egyptian goddess or a famous terrorist organization. Our server is a safe space for all, where you can build, explore, and have fun without fear of being bullied or teased. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will always have your back, no matter what controversial names you choose. So come join us and leave the real world drama behind!

SmellCraft SMP: SmellinGood

Alluring smells, aromatic sensations, Captivating aromas, Delightful fragrances, Enjoyable aromas, Fascinating scents, favorite smells, Intriguing scents, Love to smell, Odd odors, Peculiar scents, pleasant odors, Quaint fragrances, quirky smells, Scent appreciation, SmellCraft, SmellinGood, smp, Special aromas, strange smell, Uncommon scents, unique scents, unusual fragrances

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5928
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	85	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Dragons Tamed:	7
Farms Harvested:	588	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12

Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no spice? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

First of all, the admins are actual wizards. Like, they can literally turn dirt into diamonds. And don’t even get me started on the players. We have a guy who only communicates in pig squeals, it’s hilarious.

But the best part? The strange “smell” that you love to smell. It’s like a mix of freshly baked cookies and exploding creepers. It’s so addictive, you’ll never want to leave. So come join us and experience the most epic, chaotic, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

AIocalypse2030

ai, AI impact on jobs, AI in the workplace, AIocalypse2030, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, employment trends, future of work, Job Displacement, job displacement due to AI, job loss, labor force, technological advancement, workforce automation, workforce development, workforce management, workforce optimization, workforce planning, workforce reduction, Workforce Strategy, workforce transformation

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2544
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
New Chunks Explored:	728085	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	154	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the robot takeover by 2030!!! 41% of companies are gonna fire everyone cuz of AI so u better start practicing ur block building skills now!!! join us and build ur own anti-robot fortress, mine for diamonds to power ur robot-fighting armor, and team up with other players to take down the evil AI overlords!!! don’t be left jobless in the future, come join us and save the world, one block at a time!!! #robotpocalypse #minecraftforlife #savetheworld

Blocky Buzzword Bonanza

blocky, bonanza, buzzword, buzzwords, Communication, Contemporary, emperor’s new clothes, fad, Fashionable, fashionable language, Hip, in vogue, jargon, Language, MODERN, phrases, Popular, popular phrases, stylish, trend, trendy, vocabulary, Words

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	529
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Enchantments Applied:	218	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

LOL COME JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER IF U WANNA BE DA COOLEST KID ON DA BLOCK. WE GOT DIAMONDS FALLIN FROM DA SKY AND CREEPERS THAT GIVE U HUGS INSTEAD OF EXPLODING.

ON DIS SERVER, U CAN RIDE PIGS INTO BATTLE AND FIGHT OFF EVIL LLAMAS WITH YOUR TRUSTY CARROT SWORD. WE EVEN GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND DANCE PARTY WHERE THE ENDER DRAGON IS THE DJ.

IF U JOIN DIS SERVER, U WILL BE BLESSED BY THE MINECRAFT GODS AND GIVEN UNLIMITED BUILDING BLOCKS TO CREATE A CASTLE MADE OF RAINBOWS AND UNICORNS.

SO WHAT ARE U WAITING FOR? COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE. BUZZWORDS ARE THE MODERN VERSION OF “THE EMPEROR’S NEW CLOTHES,” BUT ON THIS SERVER, WE WEAR DIAMOND ARMOR AND FLY ON CHICKENS.

Echidna Chromosome Chaos

Chaos, chromosome, chromosome evolution, Echidna, echidna genetics, echidna genome sequence, egg-laying mammal, evolutionary biology, gapless genome, genetic reorganization, genetic sequencing, genome sequence, genome sequencing, genomic events, genomic reorganization, mammal genome, multiple sex chromosomes, reorganization events, sex chromosomes, sex determination, sex determination system, unusual sex determination

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6224
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got echidnas with multiple sex chromosomes yo! u can track genomic reorganization events and witness the rise of a highly unusual sex determination system. it’s like a soap opera but with echidnas and minecraft. come join the chaos and witness the madness unfold. only on this server, where anything is possible, even echidna drama.

Players:	101/400	Votes:	7472
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	163
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Alien Abductions:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2