Jupiter Cloud Crew | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7152
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Votes:	5684
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3841
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Crops Grown:	9304	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8351
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Magic Items Found:	4455	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6418
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Emeralds Found:	1929	Players Killed by Monsters:	1747
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4706
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	196	Holy Grails Found:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Dragons Tamed:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7566
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	123
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6526
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3029
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4028
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	17	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Love Letters Sent:	13
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	384
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Mines Excavated:	3272	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9295
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2545
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	198	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7780
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Buildings Constructed:	22
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9027
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	611	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5082
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	146	Dragon Eggs Found:	6086
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	154	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Players:	95/700	Votes:	6576
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2097
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10