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Niji Trio Harmony 1.20.3

1.20.3, Analysis, critique, Disappointment, en singers, Entertainment, Failure, Flop, Harmony, Japanese idols, Livestream, Music (Industry), music collaboration, niji, Nijisanji, online concert, orisong, Performance, Release, talent, Trio, virtual entertainment, virtual singers, vocalists

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4699
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Ores Mined:	6533	Astral Projections Made:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Animals Bred:	63

Bro, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server where the 3 best Nijisanji EN singers release an orisong together and it’s a total disaster? Like, imagine the chaos and hilarity of that happening in a virtual blocky world! Join now to witness the epic fails and epic wins that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the madness for yourself!

SaunaSwimSuit Minecraft Server

ACCUSATION, AITAH, Bikini, Boyfriend, Burn, childish, Communication, flaunting.., Friend, friendship, Issue, Jealousy, Minecraft, misinterpretation, misunderstanding, Relax, sauna, SaunaSwimSuit, Server, skirt, stink eye, swim suit, Trust

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1435
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Votes:	1835
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Zombie Dances:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	138
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is not allowed? Look no further than our server, where we promise no stink eyes or accusations of flaunting your pixelated assets! Join us for a sauna-like experience without the awkwardness, where you can relax, build, and mine to your heart’s content. Plus, we have a strict no-drama policy, so you can focus on crafting the perfect blocky world without any unnecessary distractions. Come join us and leave the real-life drama at the door – unless you want to reenact it in Minecraft, then that’s a whole other story!

CraftyHub: SneakySpouseInsure

AITAH, confirmed worries, CraftyHub, finances, financial exposure, financially exposed, Health Insurance, invoice, pay for it, paying for it, pissed, pride, Proud, Secretly, SEPARATE, separate finances, signing up, SneakySpouseInsure, uninsured, Value, Waste of Money, Wife

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7015
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	78	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Farms Harvested:	303
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	6

Are you tired of living on the edge without health insurance in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server where we provide virtual health insurance for all players, whether they like it or not!

Imagine the thrill of secretly signing up your fellow players for health insurance without their knowledge! Watch as they rage when they find out, just like in this wild story of a player who signed up their spouse without telling them. Who knew health insurance could cause so much drama in a blocky world?

So come on, join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of mandatory health insurance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up with a virtual hospital bill that will leave you laughing for days!

Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5894
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Enchantments Applied:	295
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Emeralds Found:	2915
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6992
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Secret Passages Found:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5353	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9054
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5147
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	108	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6541
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	53	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Falling into the Void:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7309
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8730
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	2910
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1878
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Ores Mined:	5948
Buildings Constructed:	45	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	10

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2701
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Crops Grown:	6956
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Star Shards Collected:	103	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Zombie Dances:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5371
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7602
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	108
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	654
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Animals Bred:	183	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

Players:	106/600	Votes:	5586
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Votes:	6010	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Farms Harvested:	989	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Endless Night Skies:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5