| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 9988 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 15 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 81 | Love Letters Sent: | 2 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 13 |
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| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 8397 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 18 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 11 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 23 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! You can also ride unicorns and shoot rainbows out of your hands.
And get this, the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up your stuff.
Plus, there’s a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and zombies.
Trust me, once you join this server, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like a psychedelic trip mixed with a fantasy adventure on steroids. Just click that join button and prepare to have your mind blown, bro!
| Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 2980 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 25 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 15 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 12 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 5 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 2700 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 |
| Votes: | 2966 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 19 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 10 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
First of all, the admins are actual wizards. Like, they can literally turn dirt into diamonds. And don’t even get me started on the players. We have a guy who only communicates in pig squeals, it’s hilarious.
But the best part? The strange “smell” that you love to smell. It’s like a mix of freshly baked cookies and exploding creepers. It’s so addictive, you’ll never want to leave. So come join us and experience the most epic, chaotic, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 2837 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 15 | Herobrine Sightings: | 7 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Battle Standards Raised: | 6 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 31 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 4157 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 11 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 175 |
| Magic Items Found: | 6617 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
ON DIS SERVER, U CAN RIDE PIGS INTO BATTLE AND FIGHT OFF EVIL LLAMAS WITH YOUR TRUSTY CARROT SWORD. WE EVEN GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND DANCE PARTY WHERE THE ENDER DRAGON IS THE DJ.
IF U JOIN DIS SERVER, U WILL BE BLESSED BY THE MINECRAFT GODS AND GIVEN UNLIMITED BUILDING BLOCKS TO CREATE A CASTLE MADE OF RAINBOWS AND UNICORNS.
SO WHAT ARE U WAITING FOR? COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE. BUZZWORDS ARE THE MODERN VERSION OF “THE EMPEROR’S NEW CLOTHES,” BUT ON THIS SERVER, WE WEAR DIAMOND ARMOR AND FLY ON CHICKENS.
| Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 9462 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 42 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 10 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 13 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 19 |
| Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 601 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
| Version | 1.21.4 |
| Discord | https://discord.gg/qMjyJaQRhm |
Tea Time SMP is a vanilla+ Minecraft server with a variety of game enhancing plugins. Hosting events and custom server events, there is no pressure to donate but supporters can receive roleplay bonuses in game. Opening on 1/04/25, the server welcomes redstoners, builders, farmers, and more, with an LGBTQ+ friendly environment. Featuring a huge storyline and custom character creation, players can enjoy proximity voice chat and relaxed rules to play Minecraft their way.
Tea Time SMP is a vanilla+ Minecraft server with a variety of game-enhancing plugins, hosting events and custom server events.
The server is opening for the first time on 1/04/25.
We are looking for all kinds of players, including redstoners, builders, farmers, and more.
Yes, the server is LGBTQ+ friendly and is for players aged 17 and above.
Our rules are pretty relaxed and can be found on our discord server, allowing players to play Minecraft the way they want to.
Yes, players can create their own characters and roleplay among each other on the server.
Proximity voice chat is available, but players are not required to talk if they don’t want to.
| Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 7680 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 503551 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 113 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 17 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 134 |
| Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 3471 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 | Potions Brewed: | 194 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
Picture this: you’re riding a pig off a cliff into a pool of lava while wearing a chicken suit. Your parents would never understand, but we do. And we encourage it!
Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and secret shenanigans that will have you laughing for days. Just don’t let your parents catch you – unless they’re cool enough to join in on the fun!
So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your wildest dreams run wild on our Minecraft server. Your parents will never know what hit them!
| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 9797 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 171 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 | Animals Bred: | 74 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8245 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 22 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
Join us for epic battles against giant mutant squids, treasure hunts in the land of rainbow sheep, and building competitions where the winner gets a pet llama that spits out diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into our resident celebrity, Snoop Dogg, who’s always down for a game of virtual chess.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most insane Minecraft server in the universe, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Let’s get this party started, fam!
| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 8919 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 95 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 13 |
| Potions Brewed: | 138 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 13 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
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| Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 4610 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
We’re thrilled to announce that Hubris SMP is officially live! With 16 members now on board, we’re still looking for a few more creative and passionate players to complete our vibrant community. Don’t miss your chance to join us in this unique adventure!
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| Base Modpack: Builder’s Paradise 2 with ~30 custom mods to unleash ultimate creativity. |
| Dedicated Server: Running 24/7 for seamless and reliable gameplay. |
| Focus: Building, storytelling, and collaborative decision-making. |
| Roleplay & Events: Freedom to pitch ideas, create roles, and join or lead engaging community-driven events. |
| Unique Gameplay: Custom mods and admin-led surprises ensure a dynamic and ever-evolving experience. |
Limited Spaces Available! With our community already growing, only a few spots remain. Don’t miss out on this exciting opportunity to be part of Hubris SMP!
Join the vetting server here: https://discord.gg/NXSVkK8VdW Be part of something incredible—sign up today!
| Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 289 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 17 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 9 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 19 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 |
| Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 5593 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 11 | Magic Crystals Found: | 24 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 16 | Epic Quests Completed: | 18 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 80 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 6333 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 17 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 21 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
Imagine the thrill of secretly signing up your fellow players for health insurance without their knowledge! Watch as they rage when they find out, just like in this wild story of a player who signed up their spouse without telling them. Who knew health insurance could cause so much drama in a blocky world?
So come on, join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of mandatory health insurance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up with a virtual hospital bill that will leave you laughing for days!
