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Niji Trio Harmony 1.20.3

1.20.3, Analysis, critique, Disappointment, en singers, Entertainment, Failure, Flop, Harmony, Japanese idols, Livestream, Music (Industry), music collaboration, niji, Nijisanji, online concert, orisong, Performance, Release, talent, Trio, virtual entertainment, virtual singers, vocalists

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8389
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Magic Items Found:	4083	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Holy Grails Found:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Bro, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server where the 3 best Nijisanji EN singers release an orisong together and it’s a total disaster? Like, imagine the chaos and hilarity of that happening in a virtual blocky world! Join now to witness the epic fails and epic wins that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the madness for yourself!

SaunaSwimSuit Minecraft Server

ACCUSATION, AITAH, Bikini, Boyfriend, Burn, childish, Communication, flaunting.., Friend, friendship, Issue, Jealousy, Minecraft, misinterpretation, misunderstanding, Relax, sauna, SaunaSwimSuit, Server, skirt, stink eye, swim suit, Trust

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1438
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Potions Brewed:	178
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is not allowed? Look no further than our server, where we promise no stink eyes or accusations of flaunting your pixelated assets! Join us for a sauna-like experience without the awkwardness, where you can relax, build, and mine to your heart’s content. Plus, we have a strict no-drama policy, so you can focus on crafting the perfect blocky world without any unnecessary distractions. Come join us and leave the real-life drama at the door – unless you want to reenact it in Minecraft, then that’s a whole other story!

CraftyHub: SneakySpouseInsure

AITAH, confirmed worries, CraftyHub, finances, financial exposure, financially exposed, Health Insurance, invoice, pay for it, paying for it, pissed, pride, Proud, Secretly, SEPARATE, separate finances, signing up, SneakySpouseInsure, uninsured, Value, Waste of Money, Wife

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5001
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	34	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9

Are you tired of living on the edge without health insurance in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server where we provide virtual health insurance for all players, whether they like it or not!

Imagine the thrill of secretly signing up your fellow players for health insurance without their knowledge! Watch as they rage when they find out, just like in this wild story of a player who signed up their spouse without telling them. Who knew health insurance could cause so much drama in a blocky world?

So come on, join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of mandatory health insurance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up with a virtual hospital bill that will leave you laughing for days!

Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1512
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Zombie Dances:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2996
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Villages Defended:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2782
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Void Gems Collected:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	521
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2734
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3134
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Farms Harvested:	119	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7607
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8540	Void Gems Collected:	31
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Ores Mined:	5800	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5982
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	59	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Alien Abductions:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7541
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	16	Secret Passages Found:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Astral Projections Made:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5502
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Buildings Constructed:	21
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9835
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5472
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Astral Projections Made:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Potions Brewed:	84

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7549
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

Players:	94/400	Votes:	4956
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0