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Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 674 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 42 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 51 |
join our server for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and mine diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese! we have a secret underground base where you can hang out with friendly zombies and play pranks on unsuspecting creepers.
plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary minecraft player who once built a castle out of cake and defended it from an army of evil villagers. if you’re lucky, you might catch a glimpse of him floating around and causing mischief.
so come on down to our totally not-glove-compartment minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself! who needs gloves when you can have this much fun?