BillionaireBites | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9893
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of eating caviar and truffles every day like a basic billionaire? Come join our Minecraft server and indulge in the luxurious feast of dirt blocks and raw chicken! Who needs fancy gourmet meals when you can munch on some good ol’ Minecraft delicacies?

Join us and experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying llama. Build your dream mansion out of nothing but pink wool and obsidian, because why not? And don’t forget to tame a pet creeper and teach it to do your bidding – nothing says power like a creeper army at your command!

So if you’re ready to ditch the boring billionaire lifestyle and embrace the chaotic world of our Minecraft server, come on over and join us for a wild ride that will leave you questioning your sanity (in the best way possible).

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	315
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1664
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ores Mined:	1835
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	340
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1644
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	111	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Divine Spears Created:	21
Potions Brewed:	157	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9724
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9120
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Runes Activated:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Dimension Hops:	14
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1206
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Crops Grown:	2983
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	25
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2196
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4563
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer

bitterness, bonus room, car repairs, car work, Carpet, Carpet cleaning, Communication Issues, Divorce, family dynamics, financial disagreements, flooring, holiday stress, living together, LVP, mother-in-law, MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer, Rent, resolving conflicts, toddler playroom, wear and tear

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5763
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	886739	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Potions Brewed:	23
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mother-in-law’s divorce proceedings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, misunderstandings, and unexpected costs!

Just like how your mother-in-law moved into your house unexpectedly, you never know who might pop up in your virtual world. Will it be a long-lost cousin looking for a place to crash or a neighbor’s pet llama causing chaos in your pixelated paradise? The possibilities are endless!

And just like how you had to negotiate carpet payments with your mother-in-law, get ready to haggle and bargain with other players on our server. Who knew virtual flooring could cause so much drama?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than family holiday gatherings, join our server now! Just remember, sometimes the creepers aren’t the only ones causing explosions.

CreeperSquadCraft

amicable breakup, Blocking, brothers girlfriend, CreeperSquadCraft, ex boyfriend, family, family vacation plans, free stay, friend’s family vacation, Harassment, Interference, misunderstandings, nasty messages, punishment, relationship, RESERVATION, Ruining, ski trip, social media, upsetting situation., vacation property

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1098
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Star Shards Collected:	78	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Hey there gamers,

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than dealing with your ex’s crazy girlfriend? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no toxic relationships.

Our server is so drama-free, even the creepers are on their best behavior. No need to worry about getting bombarded with nasty messages from someone’s jealous girlfriend here. We’re all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any unnecessary drama.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. Who needs exes and their crazy significant others when you can be crafting epic builds and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies? See you in the game!

CancelledCraft: Unforgivable Shows

beloved show, BETRAYAL, bring back, cancelled too soon, CancelledCraft, devastated, Disappointed, emotional, fan favorite, favorite show, forever mourned, Heartache, heartbroken, let down, Missed, never forgive, show cancellation, shows, tv show, unforgettable, unforgivable, unjust, Upset

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1798
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Are you still crying over your favorite show getting cancelled? Well, wipe those tears away and come join our Minecraft server! We promise to never cancel anything, not even our daily llama parades and underwater dance parties. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have a knack for building epic structures out of blocks. So if you want to be part of a server where llamas rule and show cancellations are a thing of the past, then join us now!

ChadCraft: Presidential Mayhem

Africa, Armed Forces, Capital, Chad, Chad capital, Chad military, Chad presidency, Chad’s capital, chadcraft, Conflict, Crisis, Government, gunfire, gunfire heard, MAYHEM, military presence, military vehicles, political instability, Presidency, PRESIDENTIAL, SECURITY, Unrest, violence

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	556
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Yo, dis server be poppin’ off like gunfire near da presidency of Chad’s capital! We got military vehicles rollin’ around and causin’ chaos, just like in a action movie! Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of dodgin’ bullets while buildin’ epic structures and fightin’ off mobs like a true warrior. Plus, rumor has it that the president himself plays on our server and drops rare loot for those brave enough to challenge him. So come on and join the madness, you won’t regret it!

DementiaCraft: Forget Me Not!

aging, alzheimer’s, caregiver support, cognitive decline, dementia, DementiaCraft, Diagnosis, Elderly, forget, geriatrics, global health, Healthcare, life expectancy, Long Term Care, Memory Loss, Men, neurological disease, nursing home, prognosis, public health, statistics, Women

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3268
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

join our minecraft server and you will live longer than people with dementia! our server is so fun and crazy that it will keep your brain sharp and your spirits high! we have insane builds and epic adventures that will make you forget all about those boring nursing homes. with over 10 million players worldwide, you will never be alone in our server! come join us and defy the odds of life expectancy with us!

Fujos Ship Minecraft 1.21

Anime, bl, eugeo, FANART, Fandom, fanfiction, FANTASY, fictional characters, fujos, kirito, longsword, love, Minecraft, Obsession, otp, relationships, Ship, shipping, shipping wars, sword art online, yaoi, yaoi ships

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4141
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Falling into the Void:	1

Join our Minecraft server and ship Eugeo and Kirito all over again because who needs logic and reason when you can have virtual romance between a dead guy and a straight dude with a longsword?

We’ve got pixelated love triangles, drama, and more fujos than you can shake a blocky stick at.

Come witness the chaotic shipping wars unfold as players fight over who should end up with Kirito in this twisted, nonsensical world of Minecraft romance.

Forget reality, come live in a fantasy where anything is possible, even if it makes absolutely no sense whatsoever.

Join now and dive into the madness of shipping Eugeo and Kirito for reasons that defy all logic and common sense.

Movie TraumaCraft

childhood fears, childhood nightmares, childhood trauma, cinematic trauma, disturbing films, early exposure, emotional scars, fear-inducing films, film-induced fear, horror films, lasting impressions, long-lasting effects, Movie, movie memories, movie-induced trauma, psychological horror, psychological impact, scary movies, TraumaCraft, traumatic experiences, traumatizing movies, unsettling movies

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	312
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Have you ever watched a movie that scarred you for life? Well, on our Minecraft server, we promise to traumatize you in a whole new way! Join us if you want to relive the horror of that one movie that still gives you nightmares. Our pixelated monsters will make you scream louder than any Hollywood horror flick. So come on, join us if you dare! Just remember to bring extra virtual diapers, because you’re gonna need them!