RespawnAsAnything Minecraft SMP

Afterlife, Alternate Reality, Choice, come back, death, decision, dream, FANTASY, freedom, imagination, Lottery, Minecraft, new life, opportunity, Possibilities, REBIRTH, REINCARNATE, Reincarnation, RespawnAsAnything, smp, transformation, Unlimited, wish fulfillment

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	226
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	97
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

New Minecraft Servers

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the best thing since sliced bread! Like, imagine this, you die in the game and you get to come back as anything you want! I know right, it’s like a dream come true!

So like, I died and I was like, “I wanna come back as a flying pig with laser eyes!” And guess what? I actually came back as a flying pig with laser eyes! It was insane, I was flying around shooting lasers at creepers and zombies, it was lit AF!

But wait, there’s more! You can also like, build giant roller coasters that go through lava pits and have llamas as your passengers. And there’s this secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise! It’s wild man, you gotta see it to believe it!

So like, if you wanna have the time of your life and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures ever, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP! Trust me, you won’t regret it! #flyingpigswithlasereyes #rollercoastersoflava #alienvillagersFTW

Draconicraft SMP

Adults, Armor statues, Builds, Bundles, Chill, Community, Datapacks, Draconicraft, ender dragon, Enderman, Farms, Mob Heads, nether portals, Plugins, Projects, quality of life, respectful, Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival, Updates, world border

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2285
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Enchantments Applied:	134	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Towns Built:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	138	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Draconicraft SMP

Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Platform	Java
Age Requirement	18+
Whitelist	Yes
Version	1.21

Overview

Draconicraft is community-focused minecraft server where the world is your oyster – within the 20k world border of course! With every Minecraft update, the world will expand rather than reset, giving you ample time to work on fabulous builds and intense farms with the rest of the community while also gaining access to the new features of the upcoming updates in the coming years.

Knowing the world is not going to be reset anytime soon allows our members to build much large projects knowing they have the time to complete them. Whether you have a lot of time, or just want to relax for a couple hours after work, Draconicraft is the place for you to enjoy this game we love with a community of players who share the same passion! Our members come from all around the world, including the United States, Germany and Mongolia! We encourage English as the primary language for the public discord server and public in-game chat, but it’s a free-for-all when you chat over VC as long as you stay respectful when someone who doesn’t speak your language joins the conversation and switch to a language everyone can understand.

We focus on offering a chill, respectful experience playing with other adults where everyone can feel welcome.

FAQ

What does “semi-vanilla” mean for the server?

Our server is meant to give you an authentic survival experience, with some additional Plugins and Datapacks for Quality of Life improvements and fun little extras.

What Datapacks does the server use?

Anti Ender Dragon Grief
Anti Enderman Grief
Bundles!
Custom Armor Statues
Custom Nether Portals
More Mob Heads
Mini Blocks
Multiplayer Sleep
Player Head Drops
Silence Mobs
Villager Workstation Highlights Configuration Info

Are there any additional features on the server?

On top of the Datapacks, our server uses Simple VC to make chatting with your fellow players in-game a bit easier as well as DynMap with the LiveAtlas UI for easier orientation.

For more information, join our Discord Server and fill out our application form to get started: https://discord.gg/QjqKmjsEQr

Unity of Wagies 1.21.1

1.21.1, American pride, broken bodies, Dedication, determination, euthanized, hard work, life sucking, love working, Minds.., neet menace, neets, Parasitic, real Americans, running this country, serve our country, sweat, sweat pledge, Unity, wagies, Wagies United, work ethic, workers

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8723
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Void Gems Collected:	40
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Magic Items Found:	4430
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Join our Minecraft server and become a part of the ultimate wage slave community! We work hard, we play hard, and we don’t take any crap from those lazy neets. On our server, you’ll experience the thrill of breaking blocks and building empires, all while upholding the sacred sweat pledge. Say goodbye to those parasitic neets and hello to a life of hard work and determination. Join us, and together we will conquer the virtual world one brick at a time!

Crazy Craft Inn

assassin business, Bad Boy Edition, Blitzo, booru, Charlie, Craft, crazy, Cytube channel, Demons, Downloads, episodes, fanfic recordings, FICS, hazbin hotel, Heaven, Hell, Helluva Boss, Helluva Hotel General, hhg, Hotel, INN, loona, millie, Moxxie, overpopulation, Rehabilitation, shorts, SpindleHorse, Startup

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7353
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dimension Hops:	12

Yo yo yo, welcome to the Bad Boy Edition Minecraft server! We got demons, princesses, and assassins running wild in Hell. Join us as we try to rehabilitate demons and reduce overpopulation in the kingdom. Build your own hotel or start your own assassin business with your demon crew. Check out the Hazbin Hotel pilot and Helluva Boss episodes for some crazy inspiration. Don’t miss out on the madness, join us now and let’s raise some hell together! Server link: https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/hhg-server/ #BadBoyEdition #MinecraftMadness

RentCraft Server

arrangement, Boyfriend, coown.., Costs, daycare, family, Financial, Kids, living costs, Mother, PRESSURE, Property, Rent, rental value, RentCraft, Server, sister, Struggle, Support, temporary, work-life balance

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8824
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that even soap operas can’t compete with.

Picture this: a property owned by a 34-year-old queen bee, her 71-year-old mother, a 1.5-year-old prince, and a 31-year-old fiancé. But wait, there’s more! The queen bee’s 38-year-old sister and her two kids are living in a granny flat on the property, paying only 50% of the rent value. Drama ensues when the sister’s 27-year-old boyfriend moves in, working full-time while she decides to go part-time for that sweet work/life balance.

But that’s not all – the queen bee is feeling the pressure as costs grow, with her partner taking on weekend work and the baby possibly going to daycare more often. Will she ask her sister and her boyfriend to pay more rent? Only time will tell on this rollercoaster of a Minecraft server!

Join us now for a chance to witness the craziest family dynamics and build your own virtual paradise in the midst of it all. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

ToetagEmpathyGone

birthday trip, boundary setting, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, disrespectful behavior., Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Empathy, family dynamics, financial disagreements, Gaslighting, hurt toe, lack of appreciation, personal growth, pet care, relationship issues, self reflection, self-care, ToetagEmpathyGone, toxic behavior

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5878
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama and chaos of real life relationships! Join us for a fun and relaxing time filled with building, exploring, and mining – without any toxic behavior.

On our server, you won’t have to deal with any stubbed toes or drunken outbursts. Instead, you can focus on creating the perfect virtual world for yourself and your friends. No more arguments over who should have bought the Christmas gifts or whose dog chewed whose boot – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun.

So come join us on this server and leave all the relationship drama behind. Who needs a boyfriend who can’t handle a little toe stubbing when you can have a whole virtual world to yourself? Build to your heart’s content and never worry about someone blaming you for losing their shorts again. It’s time to walk away from the drama and start crafting your own adventure on our server.

LifeLessonsMinecraftSMP

Adversity, Challenges, Experience, growth, hard way, life advice, life experience, life journey, life lessons, life reflections, life struggles, LifeLessonsMinecraftSMP, MISTAKES, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal development, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, trial and error, wisdom

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9468
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Bruh, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you absolutely HAVE to join. Like, seriously, it’s lit AF. We got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the forests, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

But wait, there’s more. The admins are actually aliens from outer space who communicate through interpretive dance. And if you manage to find the hidden treasure chest at spawn, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking llama. Yeah, you heard me right, a TALKING LLAMA.

Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant game of capture the flag with flying pigs and exploding sheep? It’s wild, man. So if you want to experience the most insane, chaotic, and downright ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life, you better join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

MineLifeMaxed

enjoying life, Life, life fulfillment, life optimization, life purpose, life satisfaction, living a content life, living a fulfilling life, living a happy life, living a joyful life, living a meaningful life, living a purposeful life, living a rich life, living a satisfying life, living fully, living intentionally, living to the fullest., making the most out of every moment, maximizing life, MineLifeMaxed, seizing the day

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4371
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Enchantments Applied:	247	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Crops Grown:	5858	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the key to unlocking the ultimate LOLZ in your gaming experience! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy quests, wacky characters, and mind-blowing builds.

Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our custom plugins will have you laughing until you cry as you navigate through our one-of-a-kind world filled with surprises around every corner.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic events like the annual “Chicken Jousting Tournament” or the “Pig Racing Championships.” And don’t forget about our legendary treasure hunts where you can win rare items like the elusive “Diamond-Encrusted Potato.”

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living life to the fullest in the most hilarious way possible! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

BorderlandsCraft

Allies, Arctic region, BorderlandsCraft, Diplomacy, disagreement, european union, foreign policy, France, germany, global affairs, Greenland, international relations, North Atlantic Treaty Organization, Politics, reactions, sovereign borders, Statements, territorial disputes, trump, united states, Warning

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6593
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Love Letters Sent:	17	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

join our epic minecraft server where we build walls around Greenland to protect our sovereign borders from Trump and his crazy ideas. we have a secret alliance with France and Germany to keep the peace and stop any orange-haired presidents from messing with our virtual world. come join us for some blocky fun and political intrigue!

GeneCraft: SP1 vs KLF5 Battle

177, Accelerate, battle, BELIEF, Cancer, Challenging, Fuel, GeneCraft, Genes, greatly, identify, key, KLF5, long-held, mechanisms, metastasis, scientists, SP1, Specific, suppress, Types, vary

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7854
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	5160
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

so, like, this server is like a crazy lab experiment gone wrong, man. we got 177 genes that are fueling some wild cancer metastasis, like whoa. and get this, we got these 2 key genes, SP1 and KLF5, causing all sorts of chaos. SP1 is like speeding up the metastasis, while KLF5 is trying to keep it in check. it’s like a battle of the genes, dude.

and get this, scientists used to think that metastasis was different for each type of cancer, but not on this server, man. here, it’s all mixed up and crazy. you never know what’s gonna happen next. it’s like a rollercoaster ride of cancer cells and genes, but in a totally fun and wacky way.

so, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s gonna keep you on your toes and make you laugh at the same time, then come join us. who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about cancer genetics along the way. it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

Buy sell… Minecraft server

Adventure, Buy, Community, Economy, Gaming, marketplace, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Pixelart, RPG, Sell, Server, Shop, Survival, Trading, Virtual Goods

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6187
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	124
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Buildings Constructed:	44	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

I’ll sell, but I won’t buy…

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Mystic Realm Quest 1.20.2

#exciting, 1.20.2, 30 minutes, airing soon, Ameku Takao, Anime, Character development, Cliffhanger, countdown, crime solving, detective, investigation, japanese, must watch, Mystery, mystic, new episode, plot twist, Quest, Realm, Suiri Karte, Suspense, Thriller, tv show

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9175
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Void Gems Collected:	21
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they have a new episode airing in just 30 minutes! And let me tell you, it’s gonna be LIT AF!

I heard they have the craziest builds, the most epic PvP battles, and the friendliest community ever! Plus, rumor has it that there are secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons waiting to be explored!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

LuxHealthProblems – Minecraft SMP

access to healthcare, appreciation, Chronic illness, emotional health, Gratitude, health, health problems, Healthcare, LuxHealthProblems, luxury, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, physical health, preventative care, Privilege, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, smp, societal expectations, societal norms, well-being, wellness

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8343
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our epic Minecraft SMP where you can experience the thrill of never having to worry about health problems ever again! That’s right, forget about eating food or avoiding creepers, because on our server, you’re invincible!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful mobs in all of Minecraft. From flying pigs to exploding chickens, you never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll encounter on our server. And don’t even get me started on the loot – we’ve got diamonds for days, baby!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust me, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

BlockyBizarreQuest

Adventure, bizarre locations, BlockyBizarreQuest, Curiosity, enigmatic places, Exploration, extraordinary discoveries, hidden gems, Mystery, odd exploration, Off the beaten path, outlandish adventures, peculiar places, quirky destinations, strange places, surreal spots, travel, unconventional travel, unique experiences, unusual destinations, Wanderlust

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8168
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Have you ever ventured into a dimension where pigs fly and creepers wear top hats? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can explore the wackiest and weirdest places imaginable! From upside-down villages to underwater castles guarded by mermaid skeletons, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Join us if you want to embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken or battle against an army of evil llamas plotting to take over the world. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the Nether.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our server and prepare for the most bizarre and hilarious adventures of your Minecraft life!

NatoNoThanks Minecraft Server

aggression, Alliance, Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, international relations, Military, Minecraft, nato, NatoNoThanks, Politics, russia, Russian, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, trump, Ukraine, united states, world news

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7513
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when all of a sudden, Trump pops up in the game and starts sympathizing with the Russian stance against Ukraine joining Nato. Like, what even is happening, right?

But wait, it gets even crazier. Turns out, on this server, you can actually team up with Trump and the Russians to take over the whole Minecraft world. Like, forget about building houses and farming pigs, we’re talking about world domination here, baby!

So, if you’re ready to join the most insane Minecraft server out there, where politics and blocky landscapes collide in a hilariously chaotic mess, then come on down and join us. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a giant Russian bear into battle. Yeah, that’s right, a bear. In Minecraft. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s… well, it’s just plain weird. But hey, that’s what makes it so much fun!

ElonCraft2020: EU Edition

Accountability, Democracy, digital manipulation, Edition, elections, electoral integrity, elon musk, ElonCraft2020, EU Commission, foreign interference, Government, influence, Interference, intervention, Misinformation, Online platforms, political campaigns, Politics, Regulation, social media, tech billionaire, Technology

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1693
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Ores Mined:	1233	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Dimension Hops:	11
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

so, like, this server is like the COOLEST place to be in Minecraft, like, ever. why, you ask? well, let me tell you. first of all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, like, SO many. you can be like a Minecraft billionaire, but in a virtual world.

also, we have this crazy story about how Elon Musk tried to interfere in our elections on the server. yeah, you heard that right. he tried to bribe players with redstone and gold to vote for him as the server president. but don’t worry, we took care of him. let’s just say he’s now banned from the server for life.

oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs? yeah, that’s right. you can ride a pig through the sky like a Minecraft superhero. it’s totally wild.

so, if you want to join the most insane, hilarious, and action-packed Minecraft server out there, then come on down. we promise you won’t regret it. (unless you’re Elon Musk, then you might regret it a little bit).