CraftyAssassinIran | New Minecraft Servers 2025

GF Bday Surprise Minecraft Server

000, 12, aita, all expenses paid, BDay, birthday gift, complained, DAUGHTER, disagreement, discussion, first class airfare, Friends, Girlfriend, Lisbon apartment, Minecraft, not special, Portugal trip, relationship issue, rental car, Server, special trip, spoiled kids, Surprise, train travel

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5153
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Are you tired of ungrateful partners who don’t appreciate your lavish gifts? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your virtual girlfriend will never complain about your generosity! Build her a virtual castle, take her on virtual adventures, and never worry about her ungrateful attitude again!

We promise that all virtual girlfriends on our server will be programmed to appreciate every pixelated gift you give them. No more real-life drama, just pure virtual bliss. Join now and start building the perfect relationship with your virtual partner!

SnowyCarSurvival

Arguing, begging, car living, ex boyfriend, Fence, front yard, Historic, kicked out, Kids, Land Rover, makeup, mother-in-law, Nuisance, perfume, rehoming dog, Snow, SnowyCarSurvival, solution, stealing, Upset, winter storm

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1255
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3310	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Love Letters Sent:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Villages Defended:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Are you tired of dealing with pesky in-laws who just can’t seem to get their act together? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual paradise away from all the chaos.

On our server, you’ll never have to worry about your mother-in-law stealing your diamonds or trying to rehome your virtual pets behind your back. We offer a safe and drama-free environment where you can focus on what really matters – crafting, building, and exploring!

Plus, with our winter storm event coming up, you won’t have to deal with any snow-related emergencies like having to let your mother-in-law crash on your virtual couch because she’s living in her virtual Land Rover. Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and entertaining Minecraft server out there. Join us now and leave the real-life drama behind!

BlockyCraze: WeirdestHabit

bizarre habits, bizarre rituals, BlockyCraze, eccentric habits, eccentric traditions, odd habits, odd rituals, outlandish habits, outlandish traditions, peculiar customs, peculiar rituals, quirky habits, quirky traditions, strange habits, strange traditions, unique habits, unique traditions, unusual customs, unusual habits, weird habit, weird tradition, WeirdestHabit

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4003
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old traditions and habits? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself participating in the wackiest traditions and habits you never knew you needed. From building giant statues of llamas to having dance parties with creepers, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their feathered revolution? The choice is yours!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us for a wild and crazy adventure. Who knows what weird tradition or habit you’ll pick up next!

Crescenta

auction house, Bounties, Brewery, Chestshops, Claims, Classes, Crescenta, Diplomacy, Economy System, Expanding, Geopolitical, Land, Lands plugin, Minecraft, netherite, PvP, Races, Rework, Roleplay, Server, Skill System, Token system, world-building

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3356
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	998	Secret Passages Found:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Crescenta – Geopolitical Roleplay Minecraft Server
IP: crescenta.org

Crescenta is a geopolitical roleplay Minecraft server, seeking players to join and contribute to the world-building of this new and exciting world. The server offers unique features to enhance the gameplay experience, including an expanding world border, a skill system and PvP rework, lands plugin style claims, a fully fledged economy system, token rewards for worldbuilding and roleplay, brewery, races and classes, and NO resets.

Join Crescenta today and start your adventure in this rich and immersive Minecraft world!

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
What is Crescenta?	Crescenta is a geopolitical roleplay Minecraft server focused on world-building and player interaction.
What are some unique features of Crescenta?	Crescenta offers an expanding world border, a skill system and PvP rework, lands plugin style claims, a fully fledged economy system, token rewards, brewery, races and classes, and NO resets.
How can I join Crescenta?	You can join Crescenta by connecting to the server IP: crescenta.org.
Is there a Discord server for Crescenta?	Yes, you can join the Crescenta Discord server at https://discord.gg/R8HRKkhvPd.

CliqueCraft 1.21.2

1.21.2, bump, bump the thread, Clique, clique faggot, CliqueCraft, FAGGOT, faggot bump, faggot clique, long tail, tags, Thread, thread bump, thread faggot

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3505
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	196	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Dragons Tamed:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks.

I mean, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where you can ride on the back of a flying pig while battling evil zombie chickens? It’s like a psychedelic trip mixed with a rave party in the Nether.

Plus, the admins are like wizards who grant wishes and turn griefers into fluffy bunnies. And the community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re at a never-ending meme convention.

So, grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and come join the madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a good story to tell your therapist.

BombCraft Minecraft Server

arms production, BombCraft, defense capabilities, defense cooperation, defense industry, defense manufacturing, defense policy, defense supply chain, geopolitical implications, heavy bombs, Israel, locally produce, military independence, military procurement, military technology, Minecraft, national security, reducing reliance, self-sufficiency, Server, shipment holdup, strategic autonomy, US

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1326
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna blow stuff up in minecraft? well dis server is da place for u! we got heavy bombs dat u can make locally, no need to rely on dem US shipments anymore.

imagine da chaos u can cause with these bombs, blowing up entire villages and creating massive craters in da ground. it’s like fireworks but on steroids!

join us now and be part of da revolution in minecraft warfare. let’s show dem other players who’s da real boss in town. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and start blowing stuff up like a true madman!

SnowballCraft: Trudeau’s Reject

annex, Canada, controversy, Diplomacy, disagreement, Dispute, foreign policy, Government, Hell, international relations, North America, Politics, REJECT, rejection, snowball’s chance, SnowballCraft, Statement, threat, trudeau, Trudeaus, trump

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4940
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

so, u wanna join our minecraft server? well, lemme tell u sumthin, this server is so lit that even trudeau rejected trump tryna annex canada just to play on it. yea, u heard me right, trudeau was like “nah bro, i gotta build my virtual empire on this server, sorry trump”. and u know what else? the creepers here are so friendly, they give u hugs instead of exploding in ur face. it’s like a freakin disneyland for minecraft players. so come on, join us and experience the madness for urself. plus, we have unlimited diamonds and cake for everyone. ain’t that just the cherry on top?

NoMomentumNoMe

acceleration, Body, Cease, conservation of momentum, ENERGY, Existence, force, inertia, kinetic energy, Mass, momentum, momentum conservation, movement, NoMomentumNoMe, physical science, physics concept, physics principle, PHYSICS., potential energy, STOP, Velocity

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5593
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND AND MAKE YOU QUESTION REALITY ITSELF? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE!

ON OUR SERVER, YOU CAN STOP ALL MOMENTUM IN YOUR BODY AND WATCH AS YOU CEASE TO EXIST! IT’S A WILD RIDE, LET ME TELL YA!

BUT THAT’S NOT ALL! WE ALSO HAVE FLYING PIGS THAT SHOOT RAINBOWS OUT OF THEIR BUTTS AND UNICORNS THAT GIVE OUT FREE DIAMONDS!

OH, AND DID I MENTION THE SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAIDS AND TREASURE? YEAH, THAT’S A THING TOO!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, MOST MIND-BENDING MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! YOU WON’T REGRET IT! (MAYBE)

Autophagy Space Neurons – Protecting Brain Cells

Autophagy, Brain, brain cells, cell health, cells, Damage, discovery, Medical research, Molecular biology, Molecule, neurodegenerative diseases, neurology, neurons, neuroprotection, new, OSP-1, Oxidative Stress, potential target, Protect, Protecting, Regulate, researchers, Space, treatments

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1851
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER AND DISCOVER THE MYSTERIOUS MOLECULE OSP-1! IT WILL MAKE YOUR BRAIN CELLS DO THE MACARENA AND PROTECT THEM FROM OXIDATIVE STRESS LIKE A SUPERHERO!

IMAGINE YOUR NEURONS DANCING AND PARTYING ALL NIGHT LONG, THANKS TO OSP-1! YOU’LL BE THE COOLEST KID ON THE BLOCK WITH YOUR SUPER PROTECTED BRAIN CELLS!

SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST ADVENTURES IN MINECRAFT, ALL THANKS TO THE MAGICAL OSP-1! WHO NEEDS REDSTONE WHEN YOU HAVE AUTOPHAGY REGULATION, RIGHT? LET’S GET LIT AND SAVE THOSE BRAIN CELLS, Y’ALL!

SURVIVAL REMEMBER YOUR YOUTH 20+ Minecraft server

20, Minecraft, REMEMBER YOUR YOUTH, Server, Survival

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9892
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	73	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	4024	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL REMEMBER YOUTH 20” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

2m.vanilla-box.ru

Lacerta Survival

Active, Ambitions, BUILD, Claims, classic-style, Community, Discord, Economy, goals, Lacerta, long term, Minecraft, multiplayer, nearby, Plugins, sense of community, Server, smp, Survival, tping, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5569
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Void Gems Collected:	19
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Lacerta Survival Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla Survival
Plugins	None
Features	No tping, claims, or economy plugins
Community	Encouraged to build relatively nearby
Goal	Build an active community of long-term players

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Join the discord and get whitelisted here
Are there any non-vanilla plugins?	No, there are no plugins that alter the vanilla experience
Can I teleport to other players?	No, tping is disabled on the server
Is there an economy system?	No, there are no economy plugins on the server

Anime Herbivore Haven 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anime, Blame, cultural influence, Dilemma, Femininity, Gender Roles, Haven, herbivore, Japanese culture, Masculinity, Media influence, relationships, societal behavior, societal change, societal commentary, societal expectations, societal impact, societal norms, societal pressure, societal trends

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5668
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Magic Items Found:	7612	Falling into the Void:	1

Yo, bro, forget about all that deep stuff, come join our Minecraft server where we debate whether anime is turning people into herbivores!

Join us for epic battles and build your own anime-inspired world where you can live out your wildest otaku dreams!

We’ve got crazy mods and insane events that will make you question reality and wonder if you’ve stepped into a parallel universe where anime rules all.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s see if anime really is to blame for the herbivore’s dilemma!

CraftyCrisisServer

adult responsibilities, adulting, CraftyCrisisServer, drug addiction, Dysfunctional family, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, Family Support, financial independence, Financial Stability, housing crisis, independent living, Lawyer, Leaving Home, parental conflict, personal growth, sibling relationships, Therapy, Ultimatum

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4046
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Emeralds Found:	3664	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and ready to start your own adventure? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual family without all the real-life chaos!

Imagine a world where you can kick your brother out of the house without any consequences, where your mom won’t nag you about leaving the nest, and where your dad can start his own solo survival journey.

On our server, you can create your own rules and live your best blocky life. No ultimatums, no drama, just pure Minecraft fun. Plus, if you ever need legal advice, we have a lawyer player ready to assist you (in-game, of course).

So come join us and escape the dysfunctional family dynamics for a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. It’s time to leave the real world behind and start fresh in our virtual paradise!

BlockPartyAfter5

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	163
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	951835
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5

Are you tired of coming home from work at 5 and just sitting on the couch like a potato? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner creativity and build a potato kingdom like never before. Who needs Netflix when you can be the king of spuds in our virtual world?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a clucking good time.

So why waste your evenings on boring TV shows when you can embark on epic quests, battle mythical creatures, and maybe even find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

CraftyIndoFeasts

83 million people, aid program, community support, CraftyIndoFeasts, DISHES, food assistance, food security, free meals, government initiative, hunger relief, Indonesia, Indonesian cuisine, meal distribution, meal program, pandemic response, poverty alleviation, Program, public service, social program, social welfare, Targeting

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	540
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	327	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

join dis server if u want to be part of a wacky adventure like no other! we got so much free food u gonna think ur in indonesia gettin free meals for days! we targetin 83 million people cuz we got that much food to give away! come join us and stuff ur virtual face with all the virtual nasi goreng u can handle! it’s gonna be a feast like u never seen before, so come hungry and leave happy!

Players:	92/700	Votes:	5614
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4