Blocky Bleeps & Blasphemy | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CliqueCraft 1.21.2

1.21.2, bump, bump the thread, Clique, clique faggot, CliqueCraft, FAGGOT, faggot bump, faggot clique, long tail, tags, Thread, thread bump, thread faggot

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	95/900	Votes:	3313
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ores Mined:	553
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Towns Built:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks.

I mean, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where you can ride on the back of a flying pig while battling evil zombie chickens? It’s like a psychedelic trip mixed with a rave party in the Nether.

Plus, the admins are like wizards who grant wishes and turn griefers into fluffy bunnies. And the community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re at a never-ending meme convention.

So, grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and come join the madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a good story to tell your therapist.

BombCraft Minecraft Server

arms production, BombCraft, defense capabilities, defense cooperation, defense industry, defense manufacturing, defense policy, defense supply chain, geopolitical implications, heavy bombs, Israel, locally produce, military independence, military procurement, military technology, Minecraft, national security, reducing reliance, self-sufficiency, Server, shipment holdup, strategic autonomy, US

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	90/500	Votes:	5483
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna blow stuff up in minecraft? well dis server is da place for u! we got heavy bombs dat u can make locally, no need to rely on dem US shipments anymore.

imagine da chaos u can cause with these bombs, blowing up entire villages and creating massive craters in da ground. it’s like fireworks but on steroids!

join us now and be part of da revolution in minecraft warfare. let’s show dem other players who’s da real boss in town. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and start blowing stuff up like a true madman!

SnowballCraft: Trudeau’s Reject

annex, Canada, controversy, Diplomacy, disagreement, Dispute, foreign policy, Government, Hell, international relations, North America, Politics, REJECT, rejection, snowball’s chance, SnowballCraft, Statement, threat, trudeau, Trudeaus, trump

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	101/900	Votes:	8419
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

so, u wanna join our minecraft server? well, lemme tell u sumthin, this server is so lit that even trudeau rejected trump tryna annex canada just to play on it. yea, u heard me right, trudeau was like “nah bro, i gotta build my virtual empire on this server, sorry trump”. and u know what else? the creepers here are so friendly, they give u hugs instead of exploding in ur face. it’s like a freakin disneyland for minecraft players. so come on, join us and experience the madness for urself. plus, we have unlimited diamonds and cake for everyone. ain’t that just the cherry on top?

NoMomentumNoMe

acceleration, Body, Cease, conservation of momentum, ENERGY, Existence, force, inertia, kinetic energy, Mass, momentum, momentum conservation, movement, NoMomentumNoMe, physical science, physics concept, physics principle, PHYSICS., potential energy, STOP, Velocity

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	109/900	Votes:	8943
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Secret Passages Found:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Divine Spears Created:	22

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND AND MAKE YOU QUESTION REALITY ITSELF? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE!

ON OUR SERVER, YOU CAN STOP ALL MOMENTUM IN YOUR BODY AND WATCH AS YOU CEASE TO EXIST! IT’S A WILD RIDE, LET ME TELL YA!

BUT THAT’S NOT ALL! WE ALSO HAVE FLYING PIGS THAT SHOOT RAINBOWS OUT OF THEIR BUTTS AND UNICORNS THAT GIVE OUT FREE DIAMONDS!

OH, AND DID I MENTION THE SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAIDS AND TREASURE? YEAH, THAT’S A THING TOO!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, MOST MIND-BENDING MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! YOU WON’T REGRET IT! (MAYBE)

Autophagy Space Neurons – Protecting Brain Cells

Autophagy, Brain, brain cells, cell health, cells, Damage, discovery, Medical research, Molecular biology, Molecule, neurodegenerative diseases, neurology, neurons, neuroprotection, new, OSP-1, Oxidative Stress, potential target, Protect, Protecting, Regulate, researchers, Space, treatments

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	110/100	Votes:	7501
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER AND DISCOVER THE MYSTERIOUS MOLECULE OSP-1! IT WILL MAKE YOUR BRAIN CELLS DO THE MACARENA AND PROTECT THEM FROM OXIDATIVE STRESS LIKE A SUPERHERO!

IMAGINE YOUR NEURONS DANCING AND PARTYING ALL NIGHT LONG, THANKS TO OSP-1! YOU’LL BE THE COOLEST KID ON THE BLOCK WITH YOUR SUPER PROTECTED BRAIN CELLS!

SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST ADVENTURES IN MINECRAFT, ALL THANKS TO THE MAGICAL OSP-1! WHO NEEDS REDSTONE WHEN YOU HAVE AUTOPHAGY REGULATION, RIGHT? LET’S GET LIT AND SAVE THOSE BRAIN CELLS, Y’ALL!

SURVIVAL REMEMBER YOUR YOUTH 20+ Minecraft server

20, Minecraft, REMEMBER YOUR YOUTH, Server, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	103/700	Votes:	5857
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Farms Harvested:	480
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL REMEMBER YOUTH 20” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

2m.vanilla-box.ru

Lacerta Survival

Active, Ambitions, BUILD, Claims, classic-style, Community, Discord, Economy, goals, Lacerta, long term, Minecraft, multiplayer, nearby, Plugins, sense of community, Server, smp, Survival, tping, Vanilla, Whitelist

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	110/100	Votes:	2581
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Emeralds Found:	6401
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Runes Activated:	3

Lacerta Survival Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla Survival
Plugins	None
Features	No tping, claims, or economy plugins
Community	Encouraged to build relatively nearby
Goal	Build an active community of long-term players

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Join the discord and get whitelisted here
Are there any non-vanilla plugins?	No, there are no plugins that alter the vanilla experience
Can I teleport to other players?	No, tping is disabled on the server
Is there an economy system?	No, there are no economy plugins on the server

Anime Herbivore Haven 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anime, Blame, cultural influence, Dilemma, Femininity, Gender Roles, Haven, herbivore, Japanese culture, Masculinity, Media influence, relationships, societal behavior, societal change, societal commentary, societal expectations, societal impact, societal norms, societal pressure, societal trends

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/300	Votes:	2013
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	312	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Chimeras Created:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	29
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

Yo, bro, forget about all that deep stuff, come join our Minecraft server where we debate whether anime is turning people into herbivores!

Join us for epic battles and build your own anime-inspired world where you can live out your wildest otaku dreams!

We’ve got crazy mods and insane events that will make you question reality and wonder if you’ve stepped into a parallel universe where anime rules all.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s see if anime really is to blame for the herbivore’s dilemma!

CraftyCrisisServer

adult responsibilities, adulting, CraftyCrisisServer, drug addiction, Dysfunctional family, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, Family Support, financial independence, Financial Stability, housing crisis, independent living, Lawyer, Leaving Home, parental conflict, personal growth, sibling relationships, Therapy, Ultimatum

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	104/400	Votes:	7246
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Endless Night Skies:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and ready to start your own adventure? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual family without all the real-life chaos!

Imagine a world where you can kick your brother out of the house without any consequences, where your mom won’t nag you about leaving the nest, and where your dad can start his own solo survival journey.

On our server, you can create your own rules and live your best blocky life. No ultimatums, no drama, just pure Minecraft fun. Plus, if you ever need legal advice, we have a lawyer player ready to assist you (in-game, of course).

So come join us and escape the dysfunctional family dynamics for a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. It’s time to leave the real world behind and start fresh in our virtual paradise!

BlockPartyAfter5

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	91/500	Votes:	3101
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	433
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Are you tired of coming home from work at 5 and just sitting on the couch like a potato? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner creativity and build a potato kingdom like never before. Who needs Netflix when you can be the king of spuds in our virtual world?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a clucking good time.

So why waste your evenings on boring TV shows when you can embark on epic quests, battle mythical creatures, and maybe even find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

CraftyIndoFeasts

83 million people, aid program, community support, CraftyIndoFeasts, DISHES, food assistance, food security, free meals, government initiative, hunger relief, Indonesia, Indonesian cuisine, meal distribution, meal program, pandemic response, poverty alleviation, Program, public service, social program, social welfare, Targeting

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	97/700	Votes:	889
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Villages Defended:	14
Holy Grails Found:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

join dis server if u want to be part of a wacky adventure like no other! we got so much free food u gonna think ur in indonesia gettin free meals for days! we targetin 83 million people cuz we got that much food to give away! come join us and stuff ur virtual face with all the virtual nasi goreng u can handle! it’s gonna be a feast like u never seen before, so come hungry and leave happy!

Starry Eyeball Toucher

Astronomy, awe-inspiring, beauty, celestial bodies, constellations, Cosmic, Exploration, Eyeball, Eyeballs, galaxies, Infinite, night sky, Observation, perspective, Science, Space, Stargazing, Starry, Stars, toucher, Universe, vastness, Wonder

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	100/200	Votes:	5388
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Dimension Hops:	15	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

hey u, yea u! do u wanna touch billions of stars with ur eyeballs? well then u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server! we got unicorns flying around and rainbows shooting out of creepers’ butts.

if u join dis server, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of ur wrist. u will become the ultimate minecraft master, feared and respected by all.

but wait, there’s more! if u join now, u will also get a pet dragon that will breathe fire on ur enemies and protect u from any danger. u will be invincible, unstoppable, a true minecraft legend.

so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and embark on the most epic minecraft adventure of ur life. touch those stars with ur eyeballs and become the ultimate minecraft warrior!

Morning Java Jive Server

java, Jive, morning, Server

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9519
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT BE LIKE DRINKING COFFEE IN DA MORNIN, BUT BETTER! U WONT DIE AS MUCH, ESPECIALLY FROM HEART DISEASE! MORNING COFFEE DRINKERS BE 16% LESS LIKELY TO DIE OF ANY CAUSE AND 31% LESS LIKELY TO DIE OF HEART DISEASE! BUT IF U DRINK COFFEE ALL DAY, DEN U AINT GETTIN NO RISK REDUCTION, SO JOIN DIS SERVER INSTEAD! WE GOT COFFEE AND CRAZY ADVENTURES WAITIN FOR U! WOOHOO!

CheesyCraft Redux

assets, bloat, CheesyCraft, commands, Community, Cosmetics, Crates, Custom Features, Development, Players, Plugins, programming, Project, PvE, quality of life, Quality over quantity, redux, Semi Vanilla, Survival, Texture, upcoming server, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/500	Votes:	5416
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2147
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6340
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	72	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0

CheesyCraft Server Overview

Server Location	United States East Coast
Server Address	cheesycraft.mcserv.co
Server Discord	Discord
Version	1.21.4
Game Play Type/s	[Survival] [PvE]
Additional Worlds	Archived Worlds, Resource Worlds
Description	CheesyCraft Redux is an upcoming server project of mine that is in development. We are looking for players who enjoy playing Survival and would be willing to play with the custom features. Our content is programmed and textured by myself & community members and tailored to fit the Minecraft setting. The server has a variety of quality-of-life commands/plugins. We try to avoid throwing unnecessary bloat in your face like crates, resold assets/cosmetics, etc. *Quality over quantity.* We hope to see you soon, cheers!
Plugins	[CMI] [GriefPrevention] [CoreProtect] [dynmap]
Owner/Advisors/Builders	GentlemanCheesy, Mankdk, SilvaBirb
Pictures	Image Gallery

FAQ

Q: Can I join the server without a Discord account?

A: Yes, you can join the server without a Discord account. However, having a Discord account will allow you to stay updated on server news and community events.

Q: Are there any specific rules or guidelines on the server?

A: Yes, the server has rules that promote a positive and respectful community. These rules are enforced to ensure a fun and fair gameplay experience for all players.

Q: Can I invite my friends to play on the server with me?

A: Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends to join the server and play together. Just make sure they follow the server rules and guidelines.

Pixel Realm Quest 1.20.2

1.20.2, addiction, adult content, adult entertainment, big hairy guys, explicit content, fetish, foot fetish, forbidden fantasies, guilty pleasures, hairy men, kinky pleasures, lustful cravings, oral sex, PIXEL, porn addiction, Quest, Realm, secret indulgences, sexual preferences, sloppy blowjobs, taboo desires, women’s feet, x-rated material

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	97/500	Votes:	4307
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	484	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	450
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Yo bro, forget about all that weird stuff and come join our Minecraft server! We got blocks for days and creepers that’ll blow your mind (literally)! Plus, our community is filled with crazy players who will make you question reality more than a sloppy blowjob from a hairy guy. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get crafting!

Players:	109/800	Votes:	7451
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Animals Bred:	25	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2