BankHoursSuckButMineCraftsFun | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Autistic Wonderland 1.20.5

1.20.5, acceptance, Anon, autistic, autistic country, Community, Cultural, Diverse, European, fag, fins, good way, INCLUSIVE, Living, mongols, open-minded, perspective, society, tolerance, Understanding, Unique, White, wonderland

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7356
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Enchantments Applied:	83	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Potions Brewed:	125	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this place is lit AF!

First off, we got some sick builds that will blow your mind. Like, we’re talking giant statues of Steve riding a pig and a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall.

And don’t even get me started on the mobs. We’ve got creepers that explode into rainbow confetti and zombies that breakdance instead of trying to eat your brains.

Plus, the community here is top-notch. Everyone is super chill and always down to help you out if you need it.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this crazy, wacky, totally bonkers Minecraft server and let’s have some fun together!

FriendZoneCraft Minecraft Server

DRIVE, drive home, drop off, Friend, FriendZoneCraft, gym, Hangout, Hometown, HOURS, Late, midnight, Minecraft, Pick up, sat nav, Server, Talk, tired, town centre, Uber, uber home, Waiting, work

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7603
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4621	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as trying to get your friend out of your car after a hangout? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Just like trying to get your friend to leave your car after a night out, our server will keep you on your toes with crazy challenges and surprises at every corner. You’ll never know what to expect next, just like when your friend says “I’ll just be a minute” and ends up talking for hours!

And just like how you can’t physically remove your friend from your car, you won’t be able to tear yourself away from our server once you start playing. It’s addicting, it’s hilarious, and it’s the perfect escape from the real world – just like driving around in circles trying to drop off your friend!

So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a way to get your friend out of your car before midnight! Or maybe not, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

GrannyDogSitterGoneWrong

Boundaries, Communication, dog, elderly dog, family, fostering kittens, Grandma, GrannyDogSitterGoneWrong, pet care, pet sitter, pet sitting agreement, pet sitting business, pet sitting expectations, pet sitting guidelines, pet sitting policies, pet sitting rates, pet sitting responsibilities, pet sitting services, rescue animals, Trust

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1063
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6021
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that values pet sitting skills? Look no further! Our server is run by a professional pet sitter who knows how to handle all kinds of animals, even elderly dogs. Join us for a chance to show off your pet sitting abilities in-game!

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. We have intense pet sitting challenges that will test your skills to the limit. Can you handle watching over a pack of wild wolves while also caring for a herd of sheep? Only the bravest players will survive!

Plus, we have a strict no-neglect policy. Just like in real life, if you let your virtual pets die on our server, you’ll face the consequences. So come join us for a wild and wacky pet sitting adventure unlike any other!

BlockyBedBanter

awkward moments in bed, bedroom banter, bedroom confessions, best thing said in bed, BlockyBedBanter, compliments in bed, cringeworthy comments, dirty talk, embarrassing moments in bed, funny things said in bed, hurtful words, insults in bed, intimate conversations, memorable moments in bed, passionate declarations, pillow talk, romantic words, sexy comments, Sweet nothings, unexpected comments in bed, worst thing said in bed

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7509
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8928	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Secret Passages Found:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality itself? Look no further! Our server is so wild, players have reported hearing creepers whispering sweet nothings in their ears as they mine for diamonds. And don’t even get us started on the time someone built a giant bed out of wool and tried to sleep in it – let’s just say it didn’t end well. Join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience filled with unexpected twists and turns in the sheets… I mean, blocks.

CraftyCharlie Minecraft Server

10 years after attack, anniversary, Censorship, Charlie Hebdo, commemoration, controversial, CraftyCharlie, defiance, editorial cartoon, freedom of speech, French magazine, indestructible, Journalism, magazine cover, Minecraft, Paris, political cartoon, press freedom, resilience, satire, Server, Special Edition, terrorist attack

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4836
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where everything is INDESTRUCTIBLE! That’s right, no more worrying about creepers blowing up your epic builds.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even ‘Charlie Hebdo’ decided to unveil a special edition after 10 years of our epicness. That’s right, we’re so legendary that even famous magazines are taking notice.

Join us now for the craziest, most insane Minecraft experience of your life. Build to your heart’s content without fear of destruction, and maybe even get featured in a magazine. What are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyMissileMadness

antony blinken, ballistic missile, conflict escalation, CraftyMissileMadness, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, Meetings, military tensions, missile testing, North Korea, North Korean aggression, nuclear weapons, regional stability, security threat, seoul, south korea, U.S. Secretary of State, united states

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6541
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

omg u guys u gotta join this minecraft server cuz it’s like the wildest ride of ur life. we got creepers that explode like north korean missiles, but don’t worry u can respawn so it’s all good.

our server is so lit that even U.S. Secretary of State Antony Blinken had to hold meetings in Seoul just to get a glimpse of the action. he was like “dang, this server is more intense than international diplomacy.”

join us and build ur own empire, or just chill and watch the chaos unfold. either way, u won’t regret it. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. what more could u ask for? come on, don’t be a noob, join us now!

Blocky Fun Zone

abstract, blocky, Concept, contemplation, contradiction, Curiosity, Deep thinking, existentialism, Fun, intellectual, INTERESTING, Language, least interesting, mind-bending, Paradox, Perception, perspective, philosophy, semantics, thing.., thought experiment, Title, Zone

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2165
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Void Gems Collected:	36
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

join our epic minecraft server where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk. we have a secret underground disco party where creepers are the djs and skeletons breakdance like it’s the 80s.

you can ride on a llama that shoots lasers out of its eyes and battle evil villagers who are actually just misunderstood and really just want to sell you some questionable items.

our server is so lit that even the ender dragon wants to join in on the fun. come build a house made entirely out of diamonds and watch as it attracts all the zombies who just want to admire your bling.

so come on down to our crazy minecraft world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

Puppy Love Connection

Animal Behavior, brain activity, close bond, cognitive processing, Communication, Companionship, Connection, Dogs, emotions, Empathy, Evolution, facial expressions, human-animal bond, humans, love, neuroscience, non-verbal cues, puppy, Similarities, social behavior, social bond, species, study

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3661
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where humans and dogs unite in epic battles against creepers and skeletons! our studies have shown that humans and dogs have similar brain activity when processing facial expressions, so you know you’ll be in good company here!

our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments, like when a dog rode a pig into battle against a horde of zombies, or when a human built a giant statue of their pet dog out of diamonds! you never know what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into on our server.

so come join us and experience the ultimate bond between humans and dogs in the world of minecraft! who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a secret underground dog civilization or become best friends with a talking wolf. anything is possible on our server!

⬆️ Straight Up ⬆️

2019, Anticheat, april 1st, Bed.., Currency, Discord, economy plugins, Factions, Griefing, History, java, Performance, Phantoms, PvP, quality of life, Straight.., Survival, Vanilla, Vanilla Experience

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5174
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Buildings Constructed:	44	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Straight Up Minecraft Server

Server IP	play.straightupminecraft.com
Join us on Discord	https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe

About Straight Up:

Straight Up is a vanilla Minecraft: Java edition server open to all players. We offer a laid back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible. The overworld has never been wiped since our founding date of April 1st, 2019, and we intend to keep it that way. With a rich history spanning over 5 years, there is much to explore and many adventures to be had.

Features:

PvP and Griefing	Permitted
Server Performance	Stable
World Resets	No resets ever
Quality of Life Changes	Minor changes for player freedom
Anticheat	Effective anticheat system
Gameplay Features	No teleportation, land claims, or economy plugins

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Can I use /tpa, /warp, or /home commands on the server?

A: No, Straight Up Minecraft server does not allow the use of teleportation commands or any other commands that deviate from the vanilla survival experience.

Q: Are there any land protection or land claim plugins on the server?

A: No, there are no land protection or land claim plugins on the server. PvP and griefing are permitted, so players should take necessary precautions to protect their builds.

Q: Is there an in-game currency or economy system on the server?

A: No, the server does not have any currency, factions, or economy plugins. The focus is on providing a pure vanilla survival experience.

Mystic Streamer’s Hiatus 1.20.4

1.20.4, audience engagement, Burnout, Consistency, Content Creation, creative block, entertainment industry, Hiatus, mental health, motivation, mystic, online presence, PERSONAL LIFE, PRESSURE, self-care, social media, Streamers, streaming, streaming platform, streaming schedule, stress, Technology, Time management, video games

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6648
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Dimension Hops:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Bro, forget that boring question! Join our epic Minecraft server and stream for 97 days straight because you won’t be able to tear yourself away from all the insane adventures and hilarious shenanigans happening 24/7!

We’ve got more excitement than a llama riding a rollercoaster while juggling diamonds and dodging creepers!

You’ll be laughing so hard, your mom will think you’ve lost your marbles!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride that will make you question why you ever wasted time doing anything else!

SisGFsSpermDonor Minecraft Server

biological connection, Boundaries, Communication, COMPLICATED, cousins, Decision making, emotional impact, ethical concerns, family dynamic, family ties, future kids, Minecraft, noble thing, personal feelings, relationships, reproductive rights, Server, Siblings, SisGFsSpermDonor, sperm donation, Support, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5941
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Void Armor Forged:	28
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family dynamics are as complicated as a redstone contraption gone wrong! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and unexpected twists!

Imagine a world where your boyfriend agrees to donate sperm to his sister’s girlfriend without consulting you first. Talk about a plot twist! Will you support their unconventional family plan or will you stir up drama like a creeper in a TNT shop?

Witness the chaos unfold as you navigate through a server where cousins become siblings and family dinners turn into heated arguments. Can you handle the pressure of keeping up with this crazy family tree?

So, why join our server? Because where else can you experience a soap opera-worthy storyline while mining for diamonds and fighting off zombies? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wacky adventure – join now and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions!

MineCraftBucks300

Boyfriend, CANCELLATION, Character, cruise, emergency, Friends, messages, military discount, MineCraftBucks300, non-refundable, Party, payment, pockets, Rants, refund, refunds, Replacement, rescheduled, room, Thanksgiving, trip

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3950
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8138	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this crazy cruise debacle.

In our server, you’ll find friendships tested, alliances formed, and betrayals aplenty. Just like how Mary and Ashley tried to weasel their way out of paying for a cruise they bailed on, you’ll have to navigate tricky situations and make tough decisions to survive in our world.

And just like how Jane stood her ground and didn’t give in to the demands of Mary and Ashley, you’ll have to show your strength and resilience in the face of adversity. Will you come out on top like Jane did, or will you crumble under the pressure like Mary and Ashley?

Join our server now for a rollercoaster of emotions, outrageous stories, and unforgettable moments. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server to keep you entertained?

PandemicPickle Minecraft SMP

economic impact, healthcare system, hybrid learning, long-term effects, mask mandates, mental health, Minecraft, new normal, online shopping, pandemic effects, PandemicPickle, quarantine protocols, remote learning, remote work, smp, social distancing, social gatherings, societal changes, supply chain issues, travel restrictions, vaccination rates, virtual events, work from home

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7947
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dimension Hops:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this lit Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, bro, you gotta join this server because the admins are actually aliens from outer space who have come to Earth to mine diamonds with us. I know, crazy right?

But wait, there’s more! The mobs on this server are actually trained ninjas who will challenge you to epic battles for rare loot. And get this, the only way to communicate with them is through interpretive dance. It’s like a rave party every time you encounter a mob!

Oh, and did I mention that the world border is constantly shrinking because a giant lava monster is trying to eat the entire server? Yeah, you gotta stay on your toes and build fast or you’ll be toast!

So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will keep you on your toes, come join us on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyLifeTransformed

CraftyLifeTransformed, emotional growth, empowerment, growth mindset., inner strength, life changing, life lessons, new beginnings, overcoming obstacles, personal development, personal growth, personal transformation, Positive Change, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-discovery journey, self-empowerment, self-realization, transformative experience

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2806
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Falling into the Void:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky? Look no further, because on our server, the most transformative experience you’ll have is when you stumble upon a secret portal that leads you to a land filled with talking chickens and dancing creepers.

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary pickaxe of infinite power, rumored to be hidden in the depths of the Nether. But be warned, the pickaxe is guarded by a giant lava monster who only speaks in riddles.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the world’s largest virtual cake, where players can gather to celebrate their victories and feast on delicious pixelated treats.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a transformative experience like no other. Who knows, you might even discover the meaning of life hidden in a block of obsidian.

CraftyTerrorMCServ

arrested, Conflict, CraftyTerrorMCServ, extremist, Global, IDF soldiers, International, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, Military, organization, Propaganda, radicalization, SECURITY, suspects, terror ties, Terrorism, Threats, violence, world

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1562
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off evil organizations with terror ties! we need all the help we can get to protect our virtual world from these sneaky baddies. plus, if you join, you’ll get a special cape that gives you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this crazy adventure. so grab your pickaxe and join us today!

Players:	103/600	Votes:	6847
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3