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CraftyCharlie Minecraft Server

10 years after attack, anniversary, Censorship, Charlie Hebdo, commemoration, controversial, CraftyCharlie, defiance, editorial cartoon, freedom of speech, French magazine, indestructible, Journalism, magazine cover, Minecraft, Paris, political cartoon, press freedom, resilience, satire, Server, Special Edition, terrorist attack

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2982
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Runes Activated:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	47

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where everything is INDESTRUCTIBLE! That’s right, no more worrying about creepers blowing up your epic builds.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even ‘Charlie Hebdo’ decided to unveil a special edition after 10 years of our epicness. That’s right, we’re so legendary that even famous magazines are taking notice.

Join us now for the craziest, most insane Minecraft experience of your life. Build to your heart’s content without fear of destruction, and maybe even get featured in a magazine. What are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyMissileMadness

antony blinken, ballistic missile, conflict escalation, CraftyMissileMadness, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, Meetings, military tensions, missile testing, North Korea, North Korean aggression, nuclear weapons, regional stability, security threat, seoul, south korea, U.S. Secretary of State, united states

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9360
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	8662
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

omg u guys u gotta join this minecraft server cuz it’s like the wildest ride of ur life. we got creepers that explode like north korean missiles, but don’t worry u can respawn so it’s all good.

our server is so lit that even U.S. Secretary of State Antony Blinken had to hold meetings in Seoul just to get a glimpse of the action. he was like “dang, this server is more intense than international diplomacy.”

join us and build ur own empire, or just chill and watch the chaos unfold. either way, u won’t regret it. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. what more could u ask for? come on, don’t be a noob, join us now!

Blocky Fun Zone

abstract, blocky, Concept, contemplation, contradiction, Curiosity, Deep thinking, existentialism, Fun, intellectual, INTERESTING, Language, least interesting, mind-bending, Paradox, Perception, perspective, philosophy, semantics, thing.., thought experiment, Title, Zone

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2829
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Divine Spears Created:	20
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	14

join our epic minecraft server where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk. we have a secret underground disco party where creepers are the djs and skeletons breakdance like it’s the 80s.

you can ride on a llama that shoots lasers out of its eyes and battle evil villagers who are actually just misunderstood and really just want to sell you some questionable items.

our server is so lit that even the ender dragon wants to join in on the fun. come build a house made entirely out of diamonds and watch as it attracts all the zombies who just want to admire your bling.

so come on down to our crazy minecraft world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

Puppy Love Connection

Animal Behavior, brain activity, close bond, cognitive processing, Communication, Companionship, Connection, Dogs, emotions, Empathy, Evolution, facial expressions, human-animal bond, humans, love, neuroscience, non-verbal cues, puppy, Similarities, social behavior, social bond, species, study

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4726
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where humans and dogs unite in epic battles against creepers and skeletons! our studies have shown that humans and dogs have similar brain activity when processing facial expressions, so you know you’ll be in good company here!

our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments, like when a dog rode a pig into battle against a horde of zombies, or when a human built a giant statue of their pet dog out of diamonds! you never know what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into on our server.

so come join us and experience the ultimate bond between humans and dogs in the world of minecraft! who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a secret underground dog civilization or become best friends with a talking wolf. anything is possible on our server!

⬆️ Straight Up ⬆️

2019, Anticheat, april 1st, Bed.., Currency, Discord, economy plugins, Factions, Griefing, History, java, Performance, Phantoms, PvP, quality of life, Straight.., Survival, Vanilla, Vanilla Experience

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	525
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Straight Up Minecraft Server

Server IP	play.straightupminecraft.com
Join us on Discord	https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe

About Straight Up:

Straight Up is a vanilla Minecraft: Java edition server open to all players. We offer a laid back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible. The overworld has never been wiped since our founding date of April 1st, 2019, and we intend to keep it that way. With a rich history spanning over 5 years, there is much to explore and many adventures to be had.

Features:

PvP and Griefing	Permitted
Server Performance	Stable
World Resets	No resets ever
Quality of Life Changes	Minor changes for player freedom
Anticheat	Effective anticheat system
Gameplay Features	No teleportation, land claims, or economy plugins

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Can I use /tpa, /warp, or /home commands on the server?

A: No, Straight Up Minecraft server does not allow the use of teleportation commands or any other commands that deviate from the vanilla survival experience.

Q: Are there any land protection or land claim plugins on the server?

A: No, there are no land protection or land claim plugins on the server. PvP and griefing are permitted, so players should take necessary precautions to protect their builds.

Q: Is there an in-game currency or economy system on the server?

A: No, the server does not have any currency, factions, or economy plugins. The focus is on providing a pure vanilla survival experience.

Mystic Streamer’s Hiatus 1.20.4

1.20.4, audience engagement, Burnout, Consistency, Content Creation, creative block, entertainment industry, Hiatus, mental health, motivation, mystic, online presence, PERSONAL LIFE, PRESSURE, self-care, social media, Streamers, streaming, streaming platform, streaming schedule, stress, Technology, Time management, video games

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4970
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Buildings Constructed:	23
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Bro, forget that boring question! Join our epic Minecraft server and stream for 97 days straight because you won’t be able to tear yourself away from all the insane adventures and hilarious shenanigans happening 24/7!

We’ve got more excitement than a llama riding a rollercoaster while juggling diamonds and dodging creepers!

You’ll be laughing so hard, your mom will think you’ve lost your marbles!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride that will make you question why you ever wasted time doing anything else!

SisGFsSpermDonor Minecraft Server

biological connection, Boundaries, Communication, COMPLICATED, cousins, Decision making, emotional impact, ethical concerns, family dynamic, family ties, future kids, Minecraft, noble thing, personal feelings, relationships, reproductive rights, Server, Siblings, SisGFsSpermDonor, sperm donation, Support, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	353
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family dynamics are as complicated as a redstone contraption gone wrong! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and unexpected twists!

Imagine a world where your boyfriend agrees to donate sperm to his sister’s girlfriend without consulting you first. Talk about a plot twist! Will you support their unconventional family plan or will you stir up drama like a creeper in a TNT shop?

Witness the chaos unfold as you navigate through a server where cousins become siblings and family dinners turn into heated arguments. Can you handle the pressure of keeping up with this crazy family tree?

So, why join our server? Because where else can you experience a soap opera-worthy storyline while mining for diamonds and fighting off zombies? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wacky adventure – join now and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions!

MineCraftBucks300

Boyfriend, CANCELLATION, Character, cruise, emergency, Friends, messages, military discount, MineCraftBucks300, non-refundable, Party, payment, pockets, Rants, refund, refunds, Replacement, rescheduled, room, Thanksgiving, trip

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3775
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	59
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Villages Defended:	17	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this crazy cruise debacle.

In our server, you’ll find friendships tested, alliances formed, and betrayals aplenty. Just like how Mary and Ashley tried to weasel their way out of paying for a cruise they bailed on, you’ll have to navigate tricky situations and make tough decisions to survive in our world.

And just like how Jane stood her ground and didn’t give in to the demands of Mary and Ashley, you’ll have to show your strength and resilience in the face of adversity. Will you come out on top like Jane did, or will you crumble under the pressure like Mary and Ashley?

Join our server now for a rollercoaster of emotions, outrageous stories, and unforgettable moments. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server to keep you entertained?

PandemicPickle Minecraft SMP

economic impact, healthcare system, hybrid learning, long-term effects, mask mandates, mental health, Minecraft, new normal, online shopping, pandemic effects, PandemicPickle, quarantine protocols, remote learning, remote work, smp, social distancing, social gatherings, societal changes, supply chain issues, travel restrictions, vaccination rates, virtual events, work from home

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2627
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Void Gems Collected:	34	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this lit Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, bro, you gotta join this server because the admins are actually aliens from outer space who have come to Earth to mine diamonds with us. I know, crazy right?

But wait, there’s more! The mobs on this server are actually trained ninjas who will challenge you to epic battles for rare loot. And get this, the only way to communicate with them is through interpretive dance. It’s like a rave party every time you encounter a mob!

Oh, and did I mention that the world border is constantly shrinking because a giant lava monster is trying to eat the entire server? Yeah, you gotta stay on your toes and build fast or you’ll be toast!

So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will keep you on your toes, come join us on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyLifeTransformed

CraftyLifeTransformed, emotional growth, empowerment, growth mindset., inner strength, life changing, life lessons, new beginnings, overcoming obstacles, personal development, personal growth, personal transformation, Positive Change, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-discovery journey, self-empowerment, self-realization, transformative experience

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2741
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Mines Excavated:	1302	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky? Look no further, because on our server, the most transformative experience you’ll have is when you stumble upon a secret portal that leads you to a land filled with talking chickens and dancing creepers.

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary pickaxe of infinite power, rumored to be hidden in the depths of the Nether. But be warned, the pickaxe is guarded by a giant lava monster who only speaks in riddles.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the world’s largest virtual cake, where players can gather to celebrate their victories and feast on delicious pixelated treats.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a transformative experience like no other. Who knows, you might even discover the meaning of life hidden in a block of obsidian.

CraftyTerrorMCServ

arrested, Conflict, CraftyTerrorMCServ, extremist, Global, IDF soldiers, International, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, Military, organization, Propaganda, radicalization, SECURITY, suspects, terror ties, Terrorism, Threats, violence, world

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9199
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off evil organizations with terror ties! we need all the help we can get to protect our virtual world from these sneaky baddies. plus, if you join, you’ll get a special cape that gives you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this crazy adventure. so grab your pickaxe and join us today!

BirdFluGoneWild

avian influenza, bird flu, bird migration, BirdFluGoneWild, CDC alert, disease outbreak, epidemic alert, flu pandemic, flu season, global health emergency, H5N1 virus, health crisis, human death, Infectious Disease, mortality rate, preventive measures, public health crisis, respiratory illness, US reports, virus transmission, zoonotic disease

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9627
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Magic Items Found:	4704	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF! LIKE, WE GOT DIAMONDS FALLIN FROM DA SKY AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE TO DESPACITO! ALSO, IF U JOIN, U GET A FREE PET LLAMA THAT CAN DO BACKFLIPS AND SING LIKE BEYONCE!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH PIGS THAT WEAR TOP HATS AND MONOCLES! PLUS, OUR MODS ARE ACTUALLY ALIENS FROM OUTER SPACE WHO CAN TURN INTO DINOSAURS ON COMMAND!

SO HURRY UP AND JOIN BEFORE THE EVIL CHICKENS TAKE OVER AND TURN US ALL INTO FRIED CHICKEN! #YOLO #MINECRAFT4LIFE

Unique Butthole Crime Solver

anatomy, BIZARRE, butthole, crime, criminal, Dna, Evidence, Forensic, Identity, Individuality, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, match, Personal, privacy, Science, SECURITY, SOLVER, Technology, Unique

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1305
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	485
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Dimension Hops:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

So, like, imagine if your butthole could be the key to solving crimes in Minecraft! Join our server and show off your one-of-a-kind butthole to help catch the bad guys. Who knew pixelated buttholes could be so important, right? Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself has a butthole that glows in the dark – you gotta see it to believe it! So come on over and let your butthole shine bright like a diamond on our server. It’s gonna be a real gas, trust me!

Blocky Baby-Stopper Surge

10. August 2022, 11. ban, 12. overturn, 13. states, 14. surge, 15. age 19-26, 16. healthcare, 17. reproductive rights, 18. family planning, 19. public policy, 2. Roe v Wade, 20. social issues, 3. permanent contraception, 4. young adults, 5. abortion, 6. research, 7. vasectomies, 8. tubal sterilizations, 9. May 2022, BabyStopper, blocky, Surge, US

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1758
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Alien Abductions:	4

so, like, imagine this crazy server where all the players are like, super smart and stuff because they got their tubes tied or snipped! like, they’re all about that permanent contraception life, yo.

join this server if you wanna play with a bunch of players who are totally committed to never having kids. like, they’re so dedicated, they went under the knife to make sure it never happens.

imagine the crazy conversations you’ll have with these players! they’ll be talking about their surgeries like it’s no big deal, just another day in the life of a hardcore Minecraft player.

plus, think of all the crazy builds they’ll come up with! they’ll have all the time in the world to perfect their creations because they won’t be distracted by little ones running around.

so come join this server and see for yourself how awesome it is to play with a bunch of players who are all about that permanent contraception life! it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.

Welcome to the player server Anarxit Minecraft server

Adventure, Anarxit, BUILD, Community, Creative, Explore, Friends, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, player server, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Survival, virtual world

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	740
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	23

The owner of the “Welcome to the Anarxit player server” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

HukuCraft.aternos.me:37496

Players:	96/600	Votes:	7411
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Votes:	3461	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Divine Spears Created:	26
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Secret Passages Found:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Villages Defended:	18