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| Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 6688 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 19 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 19 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 49 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft server to join? Look no further, because we have Phony Fred as our server owner! That’s right, the guy who can’t even tell the difference between a snake and a lizard is running this show. But hey, who needs someone who knows what they’re talking about when you can have a server full of exotic pets like BIG ASS lizards and snakes that are basically the same thing, right?
Join us for a server experience like no other, where the owner’s stories are as wild as his claims of owning properties in the Bahamas. Who needs a finance bro when you have Phony Fred leading the way? So come on down and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the unit). And remember, when in doubt, just ignore Phony Fred and enjoy the chaos!
