TeaTime SMP

Version	1.21.4
Discord	Join our Discord

Question	Answer
When does the server open?	The server opens for the first time on 1/04/25.
Do I have to donate to play on the server?	No, there is no pressure to donate. However, those who choose to support the server may receive roleplay bonuses in-game.
What kind of players are you looking for?	We welcome all kinds of players, including redstoners, builders, farmers, and more. The server is LGBTQ+ friendly and for players aged 17 and above.
Is roleplaying required on the server?	Roleplaying is encouraged but not mandatory. We have a relaxed set of rules that can be found on our Discord server.

Gunfire-Free Englewood School Route

Acoustic sensors, Chicago neighborhood, children, Community, Crime Prevention, data analysis, Englewood, gun incident, Gun Violence, gun violence prevention, gunfire, GunfireFree, neighborhood security, Public Safety, route, Safety, School, school safety, school walking routes, school year, Technology, Urban violence, walking home

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6037
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Ores Mined:	4867
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Love Letters Sent:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Yo, come join our Minecraft server, where the only gunfire you’ll hear is from players shooting arrows at each other! Forget about real life danger, on our server, you can roam freely without worrying about getting shot at!

In this crazy world, nearly two-thirds of schools in the Englewood neighborhood of our server have had at least one epic battle within 400 blocks of where players were walking home. It’s like a war zone, but with blocks and swords instead of guns!

So, if you’re looking for some adrenaline-pumping action and want to experience the thrill of survival in a virtual world, join our server now! Who needs real-life danger when you can have all the excitement in Minecraft? Let’s go, gamers!

Vodkish server Minecraft

Anarchy, banner, Discord, Discord VodkaRus, Events, Giveaway, Giveaways, Minecraft, minecraft server, Minecraftrating, rare events, Server, server off, server wipe, server wipe Sundays, skin, Sunday, Tlauncher, VodkaRus, Vodkish

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5327
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Void Armor Forged:	27	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Anarchy with wipe every Sunday! We organize giveaways (events are very rare) if the server is turned off, write to me on the discord VodkaRus#3216 lol. To see my skin, play through TLauncher 🙂

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Legends of Craft 1.20.1

1.20.1, Account Stats, Builds, Craft, Elise, ezreal, katarina, league of legends, Legends, lolalytics, lolg, Masque of the Black Rose, Model Viewer, OP pastebin, op.gg, patch notes, PBE Patch Notes, Radiant Serpent Sett, renata glasc, samira, u.gg, Victorious Master Yi, vladimir

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	786
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? We got Elise, Ezreal, Katarina (Prestige), Renata Glasc, Samira, and Vladimir all chilling together in a Masque of the Black Rose party! And guess what? Sett is rocking a Radiant Serpent skin, looking fly as heck. But wait, there’s more! Victorious Master Yi is also strutting his stuff on this server, ready to kick some pixelated butt.

If you wanna join the fun, hop on over to our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who cares about those, amirite?). Check out your account stats, builds, and even model viewers to see your blocky avatar in all its glory.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server where the only thing predictable is the unpredictability. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun)!

WeddingCrasher Minecraft Server

attendance certificate, Communication Issues, conference conflict, conflicting schedules, event attendance, friend group dynamics, friend’s wedding, important presentation, individual choices, long distance travel, Minecraft, partner support, personal priorities, relationship dynamics, sacrifice for loved ones, Server, social expectations, wedding etiquette, wedding guest etiquette, WeddingCrasher, work commitment, work event

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5887
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Love Letters Sent:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your boyfriend’s reaction to missing a wedding? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you question your life choices just like this 33F did when her 34M boyfriend got upset about missing a wedding!

Join our server and experience the thrill of trying to balance attending a conference and a wedding in two different cities just like this poor soul! Will you make it in time for the big event? Or will you end up like this girl, torn between work and love?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also experience the drama of choosing between family events and work commitments, just like this girl’s boyfriend did! Will you be the one to skip out on important family gatherings for a night out with friends?

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to navigate the crazy world of conflicting schedules and emotional turmoil! Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this?

SisInLawSux – Need a Break!

annoying sister-in-law, Break, Communication, compromise, destination wedding, extrovert, family conflict, family drama, Family Events, group activities, group travel, Introvert, personal boundaries, personal space, relationship boundaries, self-care, self-preservation, SisInLawSux, social battery, social dynamics, social interactions, social recharge

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7147
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Villages Defended:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama and recharge your social battery just like our player who needed a break from Jane! Join us for some epic adventures and build your own sanctuary away from exhausting companions.

Reasons to join our server: – Need a break from annoying NPCs like Jane? We got you covered! – Build your own secret hideout to escape the drama and recharge your social battery. – Explore new lands and meet new friends who won’t drain your energy. – No need to invent bs reasons to escape, just log in and play!

So come join us on our server and leave the exhausting drama behind! Who knows, you might even find some new friends to join you on your solo adventures.

Blocky Adventures: Chapter 2021

Adventures, blocky, Challenges, chapter, embracing uncertainty, finding purpose, inner strength, journey of self-discovery, Life Changes, living in the present, mindfulness, moving forward, new beginnings, overcoming obstacles, personal growth, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, transformation

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5253
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of living in the boring world of reality? Come join our Minecraft server and enter a whole new chapter of your life filled with adventure, excitement, and blocky goodness!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny, battle fierce mobs like the dreaded exploding chickens, and build the most outrageous structures you can imagine (we’re talking giant floating tacos and pixel art of Nicolas Cage).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive rainbow sheep of infinite wool, the magical potion of unlimited pizza, and the secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs (they really know how to drop a beat).

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and turn the page to a new chapter of your life filled with laughter, friendship, and plenty of shenanigans. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

NukeCraft Server: Macron’s Warning

Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, Frances Macron, global threat, inspections, international relations, iran, Macrons, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, non-proliferation, nuclear deal, nuclear programme, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, point of no return, political tensions, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, united nations, uranium enrichment, Warning

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3458
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Holy Grails Found:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	252
Mines Excavated:	1801	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than the iran nuclear programme!!! frances macron even said we’re nearing the point of no return with our craziness!!! join now for a blast of a time and see if you can survive the chaos!!! trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!!! 🤪🧨🔥 #minecraftmadness #boomtime #francesmacronapproved

KurskCraft: Kim Jong Un’s Worst Nightmare

CASUALTIES, casualties in Kursk Oblast, casualties in Russia, Conflict, diplomatic relations, injured troops, international relations, Jong, killed soldiers, Kim, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, Military, military conflict, News, Nightmare, North Korean soldiers, North Korean troops, political tensions, russia, uns, War, world news, WORST, Zelensky

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1092
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we have 3,800 north korean troops fighting in russia’s kursk oblast but don’t worry they’re just playing minecraft with us now HAHAHAHAHA. zelensky himself said it’s the most epic server he’s ever played on. join us for the chaos and fun, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, then you might regret it a little). sign up now and be part of the madness!

Bot Busters: Humans vs Censors

ACCUSED, Artificial Intelligence, Bot, Bots, Busters, Censors, Censorship, CENSURÉ, cyberbullying, digital identity, discrimination, fake news, false accusations, humans, internet culture, Misinformation, online behavior, online harassment, online security, privacy concerns, social media, Technology

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8706
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Animals Bred:	35	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Ores Mined:	5744	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16

so, like, on this cray cray minecraft server, if u get accused of being a bot, u get censured like BAM! no questions asked. but don’t worry, cuz we got ur back, fam. we only want real humans up in here, no robots allowed. join us for some epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. plus, we got a secret underground disco party every saturday night. u don’t wanna miss out on that, trust me. so come on over and join the fun, unless u a bot, then u better watch out.

Dreamscape Kingdom 1.20.2

1.20.2, acceptance, body image issues, body positivity, dating difficulties, dreamscape, emotional distress, fat shaming, Insecurities, Kingdom, Loneliness, love life struggles, no fat GF, no fat GFI suffer, Personal preferences, relationship struggles, romantic challenges, self esteem, self worth, societal pressures, societal standards, tfw, weight preferences

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4232
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Buildings Constructed:	50	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Join our epic Minecraft server for the most insane and hilarious gameplay you’ll ever experience!

>tfw no fat GFI suffer? Well, on our server, you can unleash your inner fat GFI and dominate the virtual world like never before!

With crazy challenges, wacky mods, and a community of players who are just as weird as you are, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and embrace the madness!

Prestigious Oscar Globe

award ceremonies, cinematic achievements, coveted trophies, distinguished awards, entertainment industry, film awards, film festivals, film industry, global recognition, globe, golden globe, Hollywood, international awards, international recognition, movie industry, oscar, PRESTIGIOUS, prestigious accolades, prestigious awards, prestigious honors, red carpet events, top honors

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1929
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Potions Brewed:	63
Magic Crystals Found:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Magic Items Found:	7381

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we build crazy stuff and have a blast! Whether you’re into mining, crafting, or just chilling with friends, this server is the place to be. We’re more prestigious than a golden globe or an oscar, and we’re not even American! So grab your pickaxe and join us for some wild adventures. See you there, gamers!

ChunkCraft Minecraft Server

Autonomy, body image, ChunkCraft, Communication, consequences, cultural experiences, emotional reactions, family dynamics, Foreign Travel, healthcare concerns, hiking safety, judgment, Minecraft, obesity, overprotection, personal boundaries, Respect, safety precautions, self reflection, sensitivity, Server, sibling relationships, weight discrimination

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2216
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sibling dynamics are taken to a whole new level! Join us and experience the thrill of exploring foreign lands, just like the OP and their siblings.

On our server, you can hike, climb rocks, and even touch the sea (just make sure you watch out for slippery rocks and unknown depths!). But don’t worry, if you get injured, we have a special feature where your siblings can come to your rescue and carry you to safety.

Just like the OP, you can navigate through tricky situations and learn the importance of respecting each other’s autonomy (even if it means not going down that slippery rock). So come join us and experience the ultimate adventure with your virtual siblings by your side. Who knows, you might even discover a new level of teamwork and camaraderie that you never knew existed!

MineCraftRulzAITA

aita, autistic child, communication breakdown, compassion, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Empathy, Frustration, horrible day, MELTDOWNS, MineCraftRulzAITA, parenting struggles, patience, pedestrian safety, road rage, rules of the road, sensory overload, special needs parenting, Street safety, traffic etiquette, Understanding

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5974
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Void Armor Forged:	22	New Chunks Explored:	679026
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Meteorites Collected:	0

Are you tired of dealing with crazy people running in the street while you’re just trying to take your autistic kid out for some fun activities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from the chaos of the real world!

Join us and leave all your troubles behind as you immerse yourself in a world where running in the street is not only allowed, but encouraged! Build your own sidewalk, bike lane, or even a whole new world where you can drive wherever you please without any crazy encounters.

Forget about swerving into the wrong lane to avoid pedestrians – on our server, the only thing you’ll be swerving around is creepers and zombies! So come join us and let your imagination run wild in a world where the only limits are those you set for yourself. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with real-life street drama!

CreeperCare: Caring for Explosions

career advancement, Caring, communication skills, creativity, CreeperCare, emotional well being, explosions, financial literacy, FITNESS, goal-setting, healthy habits, learning new skills, mental health, mindfulness, motivation, nutrition, personal development, productivity, relationships, self improvement, Stress Management, Time management, work-life balance

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7505
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Meteorites Collected:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

Do you wish you cared more about building epic structures in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to unleash your inner architect and create mind-blowing masterpieces that will make even the Ender Dragon jealous.

Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary Block of Awesomeness, rumored to grant players unlimited creativity and building skills. But beware, the Block of Awesomeness is guarded by a herd of explosive sheep that will stop at nothing to protect their precious treasure.

And if building isn’t your thing, don’t worry! Our server also offers thrilling PvP battles where you can show off your combat skills and claim victory over your fellow players. Just watch out for the sneaky ninja villagers who are known for their deadly precision with a carrot on a stick.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft builder and warrior. And who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the secret of the elusive Block of Awesomeness.

Mystic Craft Realms 1.20

Anime, battle cards, card game, collectible card game, Craft, duel monsters, Entertainment, FANTASY, fictional universe, Gaming, Magic, Manga, monster cards, mystic, Realms, role-playing game, science fiction, science vs magic, spell cards, strategy, trading card game, tv show, Yugioh

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9560
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Crops Grown:	2260	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69	Villages Defended:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Bro, forget about that deep stuff and come join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes! And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance to dubstep music. It’s like a rave from another dimension, man! So ditch the debates about Yugioh and come join the insanity on our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but who cares? Just join already!

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