CraftyCash500 | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Dreamy Feast 1.20.6

1.20.6, bloated, dreamy, Drowsy, excessive eating, exhausted, feast, food baby, food coma, full, heavy meal, indigestion, lethargic, nap time, need rest, overeating, overindulgence, post-meal fatigue, regret, sluggish, Stuffed, tired, too much food

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2438
Rating:	4.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Crops Grown:	5820
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Love Letters Sent:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4568
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Yo, bro, do you want to join the most epic Minecraft server ever? I’m talking about a place where you can eat so much virtual food that you’ll actually feel sleepy in real life. It’s like a food coma but in blocky pixel form.

Join us and experience the ultimate food-induced nap session while building the most insane structures you can imagine. Who needs sleep when you can just eat your way to exhaustion in Minecraft?

Don’t miss out on this wild ride of food and building shenanigans. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to have some snacks on hand because you’ll be craving them after all that virtual feasting. Let’s get weird and wacky together on this server that defies all logic and reason.

DadPrankz Minecraft Server

anxiety, Boundaries, childhood trauma, Communication, Confrontation, coping mechanisms, DadPrankz, emotional manipulation, emotional triggers, family relationships, forgiveness, Grief, medical emergencies, mental health, Minecraft, overreacting, panic attack, parenting, pranks, sensitivity, Server, Trauma, Trust

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1513
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Farms Harvested:	502
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	33	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server! Join now for some heart-pounding, adrenaline-pumping action that will have you questioning reality!

Our server is so intense, even your dad won’t know what hit him! With crazy pranks and unexpected twists around every corner, you’ll never know what to expect next. Just like when your dad pretended to be dead – talk about a real heart-stopper!

But don’t worry, we also cater to those with anxiety. Our server is the perfect place to face your fears and conquer your phobias. Who needs therapy when you can just log on to our server and face your worst nightmares head-on?

So come join us for a wild ride of emotions, from panic attacks to laughter to tears. Our server is the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions, and you won’t want to miss out. Just remember, when your dad pranks you, it’s all in good fun – right?

NoBoyfriendsAllowedMC

apartment, bills, Boundaries, Boyfriend, disagreement, home, housing arrangement, Lease, living situation, living together, NoBoyfriendsAllowedMC, personal space, Rent, roommate, roommate communication, roommate conflict, roommate dynamics, roommate etiquette, roommates, Safety, third person

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5507
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
New Chunks Explored:	489611	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life roommate drama and build your dream world without any unwanted guests!

Join us and build your own two-bedroom flat, where you never have to worry about rude, loud, and messy roommates like Jake crashing on your virtual couch. Our lease agreement is crystal clear – this is YOUR home, and you don’t have to share it with anyone you don’t want to.

But don’t worry, we won’t leave you hanging like Anne did. We offer special discounts on rent for solo players who want to keep their virtual space drama-free. And if anyone tries to invade your space, just block them like you would a pesky creeper.

So come join us on our server and let’s build a world where you can truly feel at home – no unwanted roommates allowed! Remember, in Minecraft, you’re the master of your domain.

LawfulMinecraftSMP

bizarre rules, Context, historical laws, law background, law backstory, law history, law logic, law origins, law reasoning, LawfulMinecraftSMP, legal context, legal history, legal reasoning, odd regulations, peculiar legislation, quirky rules, strange laws, strange legislation, uncommon regulations, unique laws, unusual law

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7354
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	627	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with their lame rules and basic gameplay? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our epic Minecraft SMP where the only law is that you have to wear a pink tutu while mining diamonds. I know, I know, it sounds crazy, but trust me, once you hear the backstory, it all makes sense.

Legend has it that our server was once ruled by a group of evil chickens who were obsessed with fashion. They demanded that all players wear pink tutus as a sign of respect, or else they would unleash their army of killer bunnies on anyone who dared to defy them. But fear not, brave adventurer, for you have the chance to overthrow these fashion-obsessed fowls and restore order to our wacky world.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and the occasional killer bunny attack). Who knows what crazy laws and insane stories await you in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP? Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the madness begin!

CreeperCrisisMC

blunder, consequences, CreeperCrisisMC, epic fail, error, error in judgment, facepalm, Failure, faux pas, hindsight, learning experience, mess up, mishap, misjudgment, mistake, Oh No!, Oops, realization, regret, screw-up, wrong decision

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7959
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Picture this: You’re peacefully mining for diamonds in your favorite Minecraft server when suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden dungeon filled with creepers, skeletons, and a giant zombie boss that’s out for blood. You think to yourself, “What was that moment when you knew you fucked up?” But fear not, brave adventurer, for on our server, this is just another Tuesday.

Join our server for the wildest and wackiest adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of Minecraft. From fighting off hordes of killer bunnies to building a fortress made entirely out of cake, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted gear that only the bravest players can find.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your life choices, look no further. Join us today and prepare for the craziest adventure of your virtual life. Just remember to watch your back, because you never know what’s lurking around the corner.

CraftyHostages Minecraft Server

Conflict, Conflict Resolution, CraftyHostages, Diplomacy, exchange deal, first phase, gaza, Hamas, hostage release, hostages, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, negotiation process, negotiations, Palestinian territories, peace talks, political agreement, prisoner swap, Release, Server, Terrorism

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6428
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4914	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

HEY U GUISE, DIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE HAMAS BUT WITHOUT DA TERRORISM, JUST FUN AND GAMES! WE GONNA RELEASE 34 HOSTAGES IN DA FIRST PHASE OF OUR EPIC EXCHANGE DEAL, SO JOIN US AND BE PART OF DA ACTION! BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES, FIGHT OFF CREEPERS, AND MAKE FRIENDS WITH OUR WACKY COMMUNITY! WHY JOIN? CUZ WE GOTTA LOTTA HOSTAGES TO SAVE AND A LOTTA FUN TO HAVE! JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON DA CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! YOLO!

ZelenskyyCraft: Sanctioned Bullshit

aggression, bullshit, Conflict, Diplomacy, Europe, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Military, Politics, president, russia, sanctioned, sanctions, sanctions policy, Ukraine, united states, US threats, War, world leaders, zelenskyy, ZelenskyyCraft

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8348
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	331
New Chunks Explored:	785632	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Zombie Dances:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

so like, u know how zelenskyy was all like “US threats of sanctions before the war were bullshit”? well, our minecraft server is like the opposite of that bullshit. it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows where u can build ur wildest dreams and battle evil mobs with ur friends.

join our server and u can ride a flying pig into battle, or build a giant statue of ur pet goldfish. we have secret dungeons filled with treasure and hidden portals to other dimensions.

plus, our community is super friendly and always ready to help u out. so come join us and escape the bullshit of the real world for a while. trust me, u won’t regret it!

Pixel Pals United

4:3 aspect ratio, 4:3 TV shows, awkward spacing, classic sitcoms, classic television, close proximity, dated TV shows, nostalgic shows, old school television, old tv shows, PALS, PIXEL, retro sitcoms, retro tv, television history., television nostalgia, throwback tv, TV show trivia, United, vintage entertainment, vintage media, vintage sitcoms, vintage television

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5434
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Votes:	7665
Dragons Tamed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own world and make frens with virtual block people. we have a secret underground city where u can find rare treasures and fight off evil mobs. once, a player found a diamond sword that shoots fireballs and defeated a dragon the size of a mountain. u can also participate in our weekly llama races where the winner gets a pet dragon to ride around on. so come on down and join the fun, cuz on this server, anything is possible!

RumorCraft: Revenge vs Forgiveness

Claiming credit, Conflict Resolution, Coworkers, Distress, emotional distress, forgiveness, interpersonal relationships, negative outcomes, office politics, Problems sleeping, professional behavior, Revenge, RumorCraft, Rumors, sabotage, teamwork, trust issues, undermining, withholding information, work environment, workplace dynamics

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5480
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7319
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	1

SO, U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, IT’S LIKE WORK BUT WITHOUT ALL DA BACKSTABBIN’ COWORKERS! NO RUMORS, NO SABOTAGE, JUST FUN AND BLOCKS!

U SEE, ON DIS SERVER, U CAN BUILD WHATEVER U WANT WITHOUT WORRYIN’ BOUT SOMEONE STEALIN’ UR IDEAS. U CAN MAKE A CASTLE, A GIANT STATUE OF UR PET CHICKEN, OR EVEN A TACO STAND!

AND GET DIS, IF SOMEONE TRIES TO MESS WITH UR CREATIONS, U CAN JUST BANISH THEM TO THE FAR LANDS WHERE THEY’LL BE SURROUNDED BY CREEPERS FOREVER!

SO COME JOIN US, WHERE FORGIVENESS IS OPTIONAL BUT REVENGE IS ENCOURAGED! LET’S BUILD SOME EPIC STUFF TOGETHER AND LEAVE ALL DA DRAMA BEHIND!

Seraph’s Wild

active community, Biomes, custom advancements, Custom Items, discord server, Dungeons, Land Claims, nether rehauls, new mobs, proximity chat, Semi Vanilla, Seraphs, Staff Members, Wild

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5239
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Server Name	Seraph’s Wild
Server Type	Semi-vanilla fabric Minecraft server

Overview

Seraph’s Wild is a semi-vanilla fabric Minecraft server with a focus on changing vanilla gameplay while keeping everything server-side. You can join straight into the server without needing any mods.

Features

Custom items and biomes with unique effects
New mobs with cool attacks
Rehauls to the end and nether
Massive dungeons to explore
Proximity chat for in-game communication
No land claims, /tpa, /home, etc.
1000+ Custom Advancements
Active community and staff members

Want to join?

Join our Discord server! https://discord.gg/SS9MNQFZMc

FAQ

Q: Do I need any mods to play on the server?

A: No, everything is server-side, so you can jump straight into the server without needing any mods.

Q: Are there custom items on the server?

A: Yes, there are custom items and biomes with unique effects.

Q: Is there a limit to how many players can join the server?

A: There is no specific limit, but the server may have a cap based on its capacity.

Q: Can I communicate with other players in-game?

A: Yes, there is proximity chat available for in-game communication.

Q: How do I explore the massive dungeons on the server?

A: You can spend hundreds of hours exploring the massive dungeons on the server.

Q: Are there any special features in the end and nether?

A: Yes, there are huge rehauls to the end and nether to keep you entertained.

Tropical Sands 1.20.1

1.20.1, beach activities, beach atmosphere, beach culture in Brazil, beach destinations, beach experience, beach relaxation, beach scenery, beach tourism, beach travel., Beach Vibes, Beach Weather, beaches in Brazil, Brazilian beach lifestyle, Brazilian beach resorts, Brazilian beaches, Brazilian coastline, Brazilian vacation spots, sands, sandy shores, sun and sand, Tropical, Tropical beaches

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1943
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	5342
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Dude, forget about Brazilian beaches, have you heard about this Minecraft server where the sand is made of diamonds and the water is pure lava? Join now for the ultimate beach experience, where you can mine for treasure and swim in fiery pits of doom! Who needs real beaches when you can have this insane virtual paradise? Get ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills tested to the max!

VeggieCraft Minecraft Server

Beans, Chickpeas, Communication, compromise, Cooking, future kids, Healthy Eating, meal prep, meat, Minecraft, partner, Potatoes, relationship issues, Rice, separate meals, Server, Snacking, soy, teamwork, VEGETABLES, Vegetarian, VeggieCraft, weight loss

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3073
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Void Armor Forged:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of meal prepping for a vegetarian partner? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual kitchen where you can cook up some pixelated meals for your loved one without the hassle of real-life arguments.

Join our server and experience the drama of trying to balance meat-eater meals with veggie options, just like in this epic tale. Will you be the hero who saves the day with extra rice and potatoes, or will you face the wrath of a hangry partner who just wants their own separate meals?

And who knows, maybe one day you’ll have to cook for virtual kids who go vegetarian too! Can you handle the pressure of feeding a whole family of blocky eaters? Join our server now and find out!

ExWifeSabotageGoneWrong

defending your marriage, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful in-laws, ex-girlfriend drama, ExWifeSabotageGoneWrong, family acceptance, family conflicts, family drama, family interference, interracial marriage, Marriage Support, standing up for yourself, wedding boundaries, wedding day chaos, wedding day drama, wedding etiquette, wedding family drama, wedding guest drama, wedding guest etiquette, wedding guests, wedding sabotage

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6496
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	36	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Votes:	6106	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed unless it’s in the form of epic battles between players! Join us and leave all the family drama behind, just like our player who stood up for themselves at their wedding.

Imagine facing off against your in-laws in a PvP match, with Emily trying to sabotage your builds while James’s mom tries to steal your diamonds. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you won’t have to deal with any disrespectful comments about your relationship here!

So come on and join us for a wedding-free, drama-filled adventure on our server. Who knows, you might even find a supportive community that has your back, just like James had his partner’s back when things got heated. Let’s build, battle, and banish the haters together!

CringeCraft SMP

awkward encounters, awkward situations, cringe-worthy moments, CringeCraft, embarrassing memories, Embarrassing moment, embarrassing moments in life, embarrassing moments that haunt me, embarrassing moments that I can’t forget, embarrassing moments that I wish I could erase, embarrassing moments that scarred me, embarrassing moments that still make me cringe, embarrassing moments to remember, embarrassing situations., embarrassing stories, funny stories, humiliating experiences, life stories, most embarrassing moment ever, personal anecdotes, smp, social mishaps

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2582
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	118	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! So, like, one time I was mining for diamonds and I accidentally dug straight down and fell into a pit of lava, it was so embarrassing! But then the admin swooped in on a flying pig and saved me, it was epic.

But seriously, this server is lit AF, we have giant chickens roaming around and a secret underground disco party where we all wear diamond armor and dance to Creeper music. And don’t even get me started on the pranks, last week someone turned the entire spawn into a giant potato, it was so random and hilarious.

So if you want to join a server where anything can happen and where the only rule is to have fun, then you gotta join us! Plus, we have a secret handshake involving llamas and fireworks, it’s pretty exclusive. Don’t miss out on the chaos, come join us now!

MineMindVenting

#venting, AREA, Communication, coping, emotions, Expressing, feelings, Frustration, Listening, mental health, MineMindVenting, Release, Relief, sharing, stress, Support, Talking, Therapy, Thoughts, Understanding, what’s on your mind

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4816
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	38	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Are you tired of creepers blowing up your hard work? Do you need a place to let out all your frustrations? Look no further than our Venting Area on this epic Minecraft server! We’ve got a designated spot where you can scream, shout, and unleash your rage in a safe and controlled environment. Let off some steam by building giant TNT structures and blowing them sky high! Trust us, it’s cheaper than therapy. Join us now and release your inner explosive!

Players:	97/400	Votes:	1853
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Farms Harvested:	953
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Gods Slained:	0
Runes Activated:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0