Chinacraft Server: US Treasury Heist

#classified information, Chinacraft, Chinese hackers, cyber attack, cyber threat, cybercrime, cybersecurity, data breach, data security, Espionage, foreign hackers, government security, HACKING, heist, information theft, major incident, national security, security breach, sensitive information, Server, stolen documents, Treasury, US government, us treasury

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8131
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10

New Minecraft Servers

so, like, u know how u always wanted to be a hacker but ur mom said no cuz its illegal? well, guess what? on this server, u can be a hacker without getting in trouble! join now and steal all the documents u want, just like those chinese hackers did to the US Treasury! it’s a major incident, but on this server, it’s just a regular tuesday! come join the fun and show off ur hacking skills, cuz on this server, anything goes!

What is the IP for Elite Kick Minecraft Server?

Elite, kick, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7260
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2065	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Gods Slained:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Elite Kick is a premier kickboxing gym based in Los Angeles, known for its high-intensity workouts and exceptional coaching staff. Founded by former professional kickboxer, John Smith, Elite Kick offers a range of classes for individuals of all fitness levels, from beginners to advanced athletes. With a focus on technique, strength, and cardio training, Elite Kick provides a challenging yet supportive environment for members to achieve their fitness goals.

SURVIVAL | LESS THAN 20 YEARS OLD – BAN Minecraft server

Account.., Auto, Ban, banner, description, GIF, height, Lazy, LESS THAN 20, Minecraft, OWNER, Personal, Server, Survival, width

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5496
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Buildings Constructed:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL FOR LESS THAN 20 YEARS – BAN” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

w7.vanilla-box.ru

NorthSMP

bedrock, Community, Discord, Feedback, garage, germany, growth, host, invite, managers, MONEY, name tag, NorthSMP, Owners, PvP, Raiding, Semi Vanilla, Suggestions, TEAM, TpRandom, world border

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3677
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	441	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21

Welcome to NorthSMP
Reason to join our SMP	Small Supportive Community, PvP And Raiding Allowed
Feedback and Suggestions	We always take feedback and suggestions. Invite your friends so this server grows.
World Border	75000×75000, will be increased later down the line if we get more players. TpRandom to up to 2000 blocks.
Owners And General Managers	Will be playing as just another player. Can set up a team name for your group to display on your name tag.
Server Address	NorthSMP.funserver.top:25598 Port 25598 for bedrock
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: Where are the servers located?	A: Servers are located in Germany for now. Future plans to host a server in the owner’s garage if funds allow.
Q: Can I join with my friends?	A: Absolutely! Invite your friends to grow the server community.
Q: Are there any restrictions on gameplay?	A: PvP and raiding are allowed, but be respectful to fellow players.
Q: How can I provide feedback or suggestions?	A: Feel free to share your thoughts on Discord or in-game chat.
Q: Is there a limit to the world border size?	A: The current world border is 75000×75000 and may be increased with more players.

Mystic Realms United 1.21.3

1.21.3, American superiority, Argument, athletic excellence, cultural perceptions, facts, global icons, international competition, Media portrayal, mystic, narrative, Realms, russia, Russian inferiority, schizo imagination, Serena Williams, sharapova, sports rivalry, Stereotypes, Tennis legends, tennis players, United, united states

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3213
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Void Gems Collected:	30
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the clash of Maria Sharapova and Serena Williams but in blocky pixel form.

You’ll see the supposed American superiority and supposed Russian inferiority play out in epic battles and build battles.

Forget reality, join us in the magical world of Minecraft where anything is possible, even if it doesn’t make sense.

Don’t argue with the facts, just join and have a crazy time with us. Let’s see who comes out on top in this wacky virtual world!

SisSwapDilemmaCraft

Divorce, engagement ring, family, family dynamics, grandmother, heirloom, Inheritance, jewelry, Marriage, Memories, personal choice, sentimental, sentimental value, sibling rivalry, SisSwapDilemmaCraft, sister, Support, Tough Decisions, tough love, tough times, tradition, Wedding

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2133
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your sister’s failed marriage? Look no further! Join our server where you can trade rings with your siblings, just like in this wild family tale.

On our server, you can wear virtual rings that remind you of your wedding day, lend them to friends for their special occasions, and even start a ring-swapping trend that will have everyone talking. Who needs heirlooms when you can have virtual bling that holds so many memories?

And if you ever get tired of your ring, you can sell it in-game or even dump it in the virtual ocean like in Titanic. The possibilities are endless on our server, where drama and diamonds go hand in hand.

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more entertaining than a family feud over jewelry. Who knows, you might even find a ring that reminds you of your own virtual wedding day!

OrbitMC

Active Staff, Community, enter, Fun, get involved, Join, Linktr.ee, Linktree, Minecraft, OrbitMC, OrbitMC Staff Team, people, Play, Positive, Release, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Special perk, Whitelist

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1633
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Void Gems Collected:	21
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

OrbitMC Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP
Season	Season 2 (upcoming)
Staff Team	Active and dedicated
Community	Fun and positive

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join OrbitMC?	Visit our Linktree at https://linktr.ee/orbitmc for ways to get involved and join the server.
How do I get whitelisted on the server?	Once you join, follow the instructions provided to get whitelisted and start playing on the Minecraft Server.
Are there any perks for joining before the server release?	Yes, players who join before the release may receive a special perk.

Ethereal Isles 1.20

13th Anniversary, 18+ patch, 3D-Printable Figurines, Alpha, Anon’s Sprites, Community Works, Desktop Katawas, Download, Ethereal, FANFICS, Font Rip, Hisao, Honey Select Anon’s Database, Isles, Katawa Booru, Katawa Crash, Katawa Shoujo, Katawa Shoujo General, Kenjivania, KSG, Map, Miki Route, opinion change, QoTT, Steam, Summer’s Clover, survey results, suzu, Val’s Content Dump, where are they now?

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5609
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Divine Spears Created:	23
Dragon Eggs Found:	8713	Epic Battles Fought:	5

Hey, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of deranged llamas on a sugar rush? Well, look no further because this server is like a twisted version of Katawa Shoujo on crack!

Join us for the 13th Anniversary of Katawa Shoujo, where we celebrate by building pixelated monuments to our favorite disabled waifus.

Forget boring old survival mode, here you can create your own Miki Route and date Suzu or Hisao in Summer’s Clover.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, try out Kenjivania, a game within a game that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

So come on down to this server where the only limit is your own twisted imagination. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor, because things are about to get weirder than a chicken riding a pig into battle.

CraftyCashOnly

bills, Boundaries, budgeting, Communication, CraftyCashOnly, Enabling, financial struggles, friendship, groceries, Guilt, Job Opportunities, lending money, Meal, mutual friends, Rent, RESPONSIBILITY, saving for future, Support, tax refund, tough times, unsupportive

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6585
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mines Excavated:	4044
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Are you tired of friends constantly asking you for money in real life? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and never worry about lending out your hard-earned virtual diamonds again!

Our server is filled with amazing adventures and challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Build your own virtual empire, battle fierce mobs, and explore endless possibilities in a blocky world like no other.

And the best part? No one will ever ask you for money on our server! Say goodbye to awkward conversations and guilt trips from friends in need. Join us now and experience the freedom of a money-free virtual world!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and leave your real-life financial woes behind. Trust us, it’s a decision you won’t regret!

Spectre Origins SMP

1.20.1, avian, Better Sleeping, chat friendly, Cheating, Community, elytrian, ender dragon, enderian, Exploration, Graves, Griefing, Minecraft, Modded, Origins, quality of life, redstone engineers, Respect, Server, smp, Spectre, Survival, teamwork

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5515
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Secret Passages Found:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Minecraft Server Overview:

Version	1.20.1
Mods	Origins (key feature of the server) QoL Mods (like Graves, Better Sleeping, Carry On)
Rules	Respect other players and their builds. No griefing or cheating. Keep chat friendly. Help each other out if you can!

DISCORD: https://discord.gg/zX7xNF4qsB

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Why Join Us?

Only about a week old
No Ender Dragon Defeated: We haven’t tackled the Ender Dragon yet! If you love the progression of survival and want to experience a server where everything is still fresh, come join in. Maybe we can all group up for the big fight soon!
Friendly Community: We’re a laid-back bunch looking for people who want to build cool bases, explore together, and just hang out. Cooperation and camaraderie are definitely encouraged.
Origins Mod Variety: Picking an origin changes how you play—from phasing through walls to teleporting or gliding through the skies. It creates unique interactions and encourages teamwork.
Quality of Life Extras: Minor improvements like easier inventory management or better sleeping mechanics. We want to keep things mostly vanilla while smoothing out little annoyances.
Active & Inclusive: We’re looking to grow a community, so we welcome anyone—casual players, builders, redstone engineers, or explorers.

Enchanted Beauty 1.21.2

1.21.2, beauty, Confidence, deserving, deserving admiration, deserving affection, deserving appreciation, deserving attention, deserving happiness, deserving love, deserving recognition, deserving respect, deserving validation, effortlessly beautiful, Enchanted, girl, love, relationship, self love, self worth, Standards, worthiness

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4755
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Magic Items Found:	6211
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	60
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Dimension Hops:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

So like, if you wanna find a girl who is like, totally effortlessly beautiful, then you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro. I mean, who needs real life when you can find your dream girl in blocky pixel form, amirite?

Plus, like, you totally deserve it, man. You’ve been mining and crafting for so long, it’s about time you found your Minecraft soulmate. And let’s be real, she’s gonna be a total blocky babe.

So come on, join the server and start building your pixelated paradise with your perfect pixel princess. It’s like Tinder, but with creepers and diamonds. Trust me, it’s gonna be epic.

BabyCreeper Minecraft Server

aita, Allergies, BabyCreeper, beach front, bedding, Birth, Cafés, dust, eateries, Eczema, family holiday house, flare-ups, heavily pregnant, Minecraft, Nature, newborn baby, partner, rooms, Server, sister, skin allergies

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	149
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	378
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value personal space and comfort just like this player values their room at their holiday house! Join us and never worry about giving up your precious room to anyone, not even your sister and her newborn baby.

Our server is like a virtual holiday house, but without the dust and allergies. Build your dream home, explore the beachfront, and enjoy the great cafes and eateries we have to offer. And don’t worry, no one will ever ask you to give up your room for a baby – unless, of course, you want to build a nursery in Minecraft!

So come join us and experience the ultimate relaxation and freedom to do whatever you want in our virtual paradise. Who needs a dusty holiday house when you can have a Minecraft server that’s always clean and ready for you to enjoy?

NaggingNeighborNoMoreMC

Accommodation, Assistance, Boundaries, family lifestyle, Help, INCONVENIENCE, Kids, me time, moms, nagging, NaggingNeighborNoMoreMC, neighbor, neighbor’s kid, parenting, Parenting styles, Requests, Safety, School, selfish, stay at home mom

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1438
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Towns Built:	6	Crops Grown:	1278
Star Shards Collected:	60	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Emeralds Found:	1166	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Dimension Hops:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Are you tired of dealing with annoying neighbors and their even more annoying kids? Then join our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama and build your own virtual paradise! No more nagging about explicit lyrics or trampoline rules – on our server, you make the rules!

Join now and experience the freedom of being able to parent however you want without judgment from the neighborhood moms. Build your dream world, explore new lands, and never have to watch someone else’s kid again! Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with real-life drama. Plus, who knows, you might even find some virtual friends who actually get along with your kids. So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to Sue and her mom forever!

DeathDateSMP – YOLO Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Choices, consequences, control, Curiosity, death, DeathDateSMP, destiny, existentialism, fate, fear, Future, Legacy, Life decisions, Longevity, Minecraft, mortality, personal beliefs, philosophical questions, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, smp, uncertainty, yolo

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1298
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Buildings Constructed:	14	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Alien Abductions:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	289
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7069

OMG GUYS, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s gonna blow your mind! We have like, diamond armor for days and the craziest mobs you’ve ever seen. One time, a creeper rode a spider into battle and it was like, the most epic thing ever.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure hidden all over the map, guarded by evil villagers with laser eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Chicken of Destiny, who grants you three wishes (but only if one of them is for more chicken).

And get this, we have a roller coaster that goes through the Nether and back, with twists and turns that will make you scream like a little girl. Plus, our PvP arena is lit AF, with lava traps and TNT cannons that will make you question your sanity.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who cares about those anyway?). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but it’ll be a hilarious regret, I promise.

BlockyTrendz: SocietyCraft

alarming patterns, BlockyTrendz, cultural shifts, emerging issues, noticing trends, Social Issues, societal changes, societal concerns, societal developments, societal issues, societal observations, societal patterns, societal shifts., societal trends, societal worries, society, SocietyCraft, troubling developments, worrisome trend

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	630
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Runes Activated:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let your creativity run wild and your inner chaos reign supreme? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where building giant statues of llamas is not only encouraged, but mandatory. Worried about griefers ruining your hard work? Don’t worry, our server is protected by a team of highly trained ninja llamas who will karate chop any troublemakers into oblivion.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to lay diamond eggs that can only be found by the bravest of adventurers. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, on our server, the crazier, the better!

CeasefireCraft Minecraft Server

60-day ceasefire, Ceasefire, CeasefireCraft, Conflict, diplomatic efforts., geopolitical tensions, hezbollah, Hezbollah threats, international relations, leader, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Military Action, Minecraft, Naim Qassem, patience, peace negotiations, political leader, regional stability, security concerns, Server, Terrorism

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7084
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Mines Excavated:	3369	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THIS CRAZY SERVER WHERE THE CREEPERS ARE ACTUALLY FRIENDLY AND GIVE YOU HUGS INSTEAD OF EXPLODING!

ALSO, DID I MENTION THAT THE DIAMONDS ON THIS SERVER ARE ACTUALLY MADE OF CHOCOLATE? YEAH, YOU CAN EAT THEM AND THEY GIVE YOU SUPERPOWERS LIKE FLYING AND TURNING INTO A UNICORN!

OH, AND THE BEST PART IS THAT THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY A BIG FLUFFY KITTEN WHO JUST WANTS TO CUDDLE! WHO WOULDN’T WANT TO JOIN THIS SERVER, RIGHT?

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US BEFORE HEZBOLLAH LEADER NAIM QASSEM DECIDES TO JOIN AND STARTS BUILDING A GIANT SAND CASTLE MADE OF TNT! YOLO, AMIRITE?