InsomniaCraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

TrumpCraft: Make Minecraft Great Again!

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9269
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of dealing with the chaos of real-world politics? Look no further than our Minecraft server, where Trump doesn’t exist and the only world leader you have to worry about is the almighty Ender Dragon! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and absolutely zero political drama. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is running for president in our virtual world – now that’s a candidate we can all get behind! So come on, leave the real world behind and join us for a truly unforgettable gaming experience. Who needs Trump when you have diamonds?

RedSquareCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Ceasefire, Conflict, DECLARATION, eastern europe, Feb.24, Geopolitics, international relations, Kremlin, Military, Minecraft, Misinformation, negotiations, Politics, power struggle, Propaganda, RedSquareCraft, russia, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian intel, Victory, War

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5845
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Alien Abductions:	0
Crops Grown:	8885	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Villages Defended:	15
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we declare ‘victory’ every day just like russia wants to on feb. 24! ukrainian intel says our server is the bomb diggity with crazy battles and epic loot to be won! we have secret missions where you can be a spy and infiltrate enemy bases, just like in real life! join now and be a part of the most intense minecraft experience ever! it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

CraftyCanuckTariffs

Canada, CraftyCanuckTariffs, diplomatic relations, economic impact, Economy, foreign policy, global trade, international relations, North America, Political, poll, public opinion, retaliatory tariffs, Support, survey, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade war, united states

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5083
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6483	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

so like, u know how canada is all nice and polite and stuff? well, turns out they’re not afraid to throw some shade at the US with some epic tariffs. it’s like a battle of the maple syrup vs the cheeseburgers, eh? come join our minecraft server where we recreate this epic showdown with our own crazy trade wars. build your own igloo fortress and defend it from hordes of american players trying to steal your poutine recipe. trust us, it’s gonna be a total hoser of a time, eh? join now and show your support for our northern neighbors, eh?

Stimulant & Opioid Escalation Craft

addiction risk, adhd symptoms, central nervous system stimulants, controlled substances, Craft, Drug Interactions, drug misuse, drug safety, escalating opioid intake, escalation, health insurance claims data, healthcare analysis, Medical research, mental health, Opioid, opioid medications, pharmaceuticals, polypharmacy, prescribed medications, prescription drugs, stimulant, substance abuse, substance use disorder, U.S patients

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4448
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	165
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A MIX OF ADHD MEDS AND OPIOIDS, BUT FOR MINECRAFT! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE OF ESCALATING OPIOID INTAKE… JK! BUT SERIOUSLY, WE HAVE CRAZY EVENTS LIKE BUILDING COMPETITIONS WHERE THE LOSER HAS TO TAKE A SHOT OF OPIOIDS (JUST KIDDING, DON’T DO DRUGS KIDS). COME JOIN US FOR A HIGH-ENERGY, HIGH-INTENSITY MINECRAFT EXPERIENCE THAT WILL HAVE YOU FEELING LIKE YOU’RE ON A WILD ROLLERCOASTER… WITHOUT THE SIDE EFFECTS OF ACTUAL DRUGS. #MINECRAFTHIGHROLLER #LOLZYFUN

Melio

Bad Apples, Community, Coreprotect, District, Drama-free, Fabric, INCLUSIVE, Mature, MCMMO, Melio, Minecraft, Money plugins, Reset, Server, smp, Survival, Teleporting, US, Vanillatweaks, voice chat, Warps, Whitelist, World Map

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2632
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Buildings Constructed:	17	Volcanoes Explored:	1

About Melio Minecraft Server
We are Melio, a whitelisted survival server on Java 1.21.4 with no land-claiming or chest locks. We’ve been building this community for folks who joined in search of a mature, drama-free, and inclusive server. If that fits your description, I hope Melio can be where you end your search.

Features
– World Map & Districts: we have a live world map everyone can view, and several districts give you options to build close to other people & collaborate! – VanillaTweaks (recipes): minor additions & changes to recipes – CoreProtect: logs everyone’s actions, to catch griefers and thieves – Simple Voice Chat (optional): for in-game proximity voice chat

How to Join
Apply through our Discord: https://discord.gg/z9ezzKBR6t
Filling the application form takes 5-10 minutes, and will be reviewed within the same day.
Also check out our website & handbook: https://meliosmp.com

Frequently Asked Questions
Q: Are there any plugins on the server? A: We avoid features like warps, McMMO, teleporting, money plugins, etc. We like to keep it simple and rely on a trust-based system with no chest locks or land-claims.
Q: When did the current world on Melio start? A: The world started on 21 February 2025.
Q: How is griefing and theft handled on the server? A: We use CoreProtect to log everyone’s actions and catch griefers and thieves. We enforce our rules very strictly, especially the “NO THEFT” rule.
Q: Is the server located in the US? A: Yes, the server is located in the US.
Q: How can I apply to join the server? A: You can apply through our Discord server. The application form takes 5-10 minutes to fill out and will be reviewed within the same day.
Q: What kind of players are welcome on Melio? A: Whether you’re a builder, a technical player, an explorer, or a mix of every Minecraft playstyle, you are welcome here. We aim to be an inclusive safe-space for players from all backgrounds and origins.
Q: Is voice chat available on the server? A: Yes, we have optional in-game proximity voice chat for players to use.
Q: What additional features does Melio offer? A: We have a live world map, districts for collaboration, VanillaTweaks for recipe changes, and a focus on simplicity and trust within the community.

Cringe Women’s Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, cringe, cringe behavior, cringe culture, cringe experiences, cringe moments, cringe reactions, cringe reactions from females, cringe reactions from girls, cringe reactions from ladies, cringe reactions from women, cringe reactions from womenfolk, cringe thoughts, cringe trends, cringe-worthy, Realm, Women, women opinions, women think, women’s perspective, women’s views, Womens

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4794
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Star Shards Collected:	141	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Yo, listen up, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro!

Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this place is lit AF!

We got diamonds for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinged out in no time!

And the mobs? Oh man, they’re like straight outta a horror movie, but in a good way!

Plus, the PvP action is off the charts, you’ll be wrecking noobs left and right!

And don’t even get me started on the custom plugins, they’ll blow your mind!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

NeighborDogGone

aita, backyard breeding, breeding, contacting owners, dangerous area, dog ownership, dog trainer, ex-neighbor, missing, NeighborDogGone, neighbors dog, neutered, off-leash, Risks, Roaming, stable home, supervised, tags, unsupervised

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7046
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19

Are you tired of dealing with irresponsible neighbors and their runaway dogs? Do you want to give a furry friend a stable and loving home? Then join our Minecraft server, where you can adopt virtual pets without all the drama!

Imagine having a whole pack of dogs following you around in the game, all well-behaved and loyal. No more worrying about them running off or causing chaos in the neighborhood. Plus, you can even breed them (responsibly, of course) to create your own virtual doggy dynasty.

So come on over to our server and give these digital pups a forever home. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a lost dog on your doorstep one day and get to keep it without any guilt! Join now for a pawsitively good time!

ThreesomeCraft: Crafting Relationships Since 2010

Boundaries, Communication, consent, Crafting, emotional connection, experimentation, fantasies, group sex, Intimacy, Jealousy, Long-term impact, Non-monogamy, open relationships, Pleasure, relationships, satisfaction, sexual dynamics, sexual experiences, sexual exploration, ThreesomeCraft, Threesomes, Trust

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9118
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1252	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Zombie Dances:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5364	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of the same old boring servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our wacky world where threesomes aren’t just for couples anymore! That’s right, on our server, you can team up with not one, not two, but THREE players to take on epic quests and build the most outrageous structures you can imagine. Who knows, you might even find love in the most unexpected places!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Love Triangle” mini-game, where you and two other players compete for the affections of an elusive NPC. Will you win their heart or will you be left heartbroken? The drama is real, folks!

So come on down to our server and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a love triangle of your own!

CraftyCanucks Minecraft Server

Canada, Competition, CraftyCanucks, Diplomacy, Dispute, Government, headlines, Hockey, international relations, Leaders, Minecraft, News, North America, Politics, pride, Rivalry, Server, social media, sports, trudeau, trump, Victory, WIN

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4614
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	31	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than trudeau vs trump!!! we have so much fun and craziness, you won’t even remember who those guys are!!!

our server is like a hockey game between canada and US, except instead of pucks and sticks, we have pickaxes and swords!!! join now and be part of the epic battle for supremacy in the world of blocks and monsters!!!

we have so many cool things to do, like building giant statues of trudeau and trump fighting each other, or racing pigs on a track made of lava!!! you never know what kind of crazy adventure you’ll find on our server, so come join us now and let the madness begin!!!

BlockyTroopWithdrawal

American soldiers, BlockyTroopWithdrawal, defense strategy, diplomatic relations, european allies, foreign policy, free speech concerns, germany, global politics, government decision, international relations, military alliances, military bases, military deployment, military presence, national security, nato, political controversy, troop movements, US troop withdrawal, Vance

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1362
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Potions Brewed:	139	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Enchantments Applied:	270

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we float US troop withdrawal from Germany over free-speech concerns!! why you ask? well, because our server is so lit that even the troops wanna come play with us!! imagine building a base with a soldier next to you, protecting you from creepers and zombies!! plus, we have the most insane pvp battles where you can fight for your right to free speech while dodging arrows and fireballs!! join now and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!! no troops were harmed in the making of this server, we promise 😉

Housework Havoc: Gender Gap Edition

division of labor, domestic responsibilities, domestic tasks, Edition, gap, gender, gender disparity, gender division, gender dynamics, gender equality, gender gap, gender imbalance, Gender norms, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Havoc, household chores, household duties, housework, societal expectations, time allocation, Time management, time spent, traditional roles

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8437
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	363
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Void Armor Forged:	25
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4

join dis epic minecraft server where the gender gap is so small, it’s like finding a diamond in a cave full of dirt! our players are so skilled at housework, they can build a mansion in minutes and still have time to bake a cake for everyone! come join the fun and help us close the gap even more, because who needs gender roles when you can have epic minecraft skills?!

The Pen Roleplay Non-OP Prison Guards Quests

auction house, Barebones, Bounties, classic, Discord, Gangs, grind, Guards, hidden quests, Ip:, Minecraft, Nonop, nostalgic, parkour challenges, pen, Potions, Prestige, Prison, Quests, Roleplay, Server, solitary confinement, Swords

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5188
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Votes:	7250	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Star Shards Collected:	272	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Discord	https://discord.gg/E9fWAddnuk
Server IP	play.thepen-mc.net

Server Features:

Classic. Nostalgic. Barebones. Prison.

Remember the old days of Prison Servers? Join us for a classic Prison experience with grind and community.

What makes this server different:

Become a Parolee	Leave the prison and build a farm for more money
Prestiges	Earn special rewards after hitting top rank
Guards	Assist/protect new players and enforce rules
Quests	Complete for extra cash or special items
Gangs	Join a gang and fight with rival gangs
Swords and Potions	Illegal, Guards will PVP if seen with them
The grind	Smelt ores, walk through PVP zones to sell them
Prison plots	Rent a cell/plot to store items or build
Start with basic tools	Work for better gear

Ranks:

A	Default Prisoner
B	$25,000
C	$80,000
D	$250,000
E	$800,000
Parolee	$1,500,000
Citizen	$2,000,000
Guard	Ensures safety of Prisoners, enforces rules, takes Contraband
SrGuard	Seasoned Guard with Moderator Privileges
Warden	Administrator Position
SrWarden	Senior Administrator Position

FAQs:

What’s a Guard?

Guards bring a Roleplay aspect to the server and help maintain order by enforcing rules.

Can I become a Guard?

Yes, join the server and Discord to apply for the Guard position.

Wonderful Day Craft 1.20.2

1.20.2, ANONYMOUS, anonymous blessings, anonymous cheer, anonymous encouragement, anonymous greetings, anonymous happiness, anonymous kindness, anonymous love, anonymous positivity, anonymous positivity vibes, anonymous support, anonymous well wishes, Craft, Day, Good Vibes, happy thoughts, have a great day, Kindness, positive energy, positivity, spreading joy, Wonderful, wonderful day

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9075
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Astral Projections Made:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Gods Slained:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical unicorn farting rainbows all over your screen!

You’ll be swimming in a sea of diamonds faster than you can say “creeper!”

The mobs on this server are so dumb, they make a potato look like a genius.

And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles – it’s like a medieval showdown with llamas riding into battle!

Plus, the community is so lit, it’s like a rave party in the Nether.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world crazier than a chicken wearing a top hat!

NoSleepForMiracleBaby

aita, baby, Boundaries, christmas, Cozy, Familiar, family gathering, guest room, infertility, king size bed, miracle baby, NAP, NoSleepForMiracleBaby, Overnight, parents, ruined Christmas, sacrifice, selfish, sibling, Struggle, Understanding

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7361
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we treat you like royalty just like OP’s nephew! Join us for epic adventures and cozy naps in our virtual guest rooms.

But beware, if you dare to stand up for your rights like OP did, you might find yourself sleeping on the virtual couch while the babies take over. Will you be labeled as “selfish” by the virtual parents for wanting to keep your virtual room? Only time will tell on our server.

So come join us for a Christmas gathering like no other, where the drama is as real as the pixels on your screen. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this outrageous virtual family!

SigmaCraft: Manly Mine Mayhem

alpha male, Confidence, Enigmatic, independent, Individuality, introspection, Introspective, leader, lone wolf, manly, Masculinity, MAYHEM, Mysterious, nonconformist, personal growth, Philosophical, self actualization, self improvement, self-assured, self-reliant, sigma, Sigmacraft, Unconventional

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3859
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Imagine a world where every block is made of pure sigma energy, where pigs fly and creepers dance the Macarena. Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Sigma Sword, rumored to have the power to turn any player into a Minecraft god. But beware, the sword is guarded by a herd of killer bunnies who have a taste for pixelated blood.

Need a break from adventuring? Take a dip in our lava hot tubs or challenge your friends to a game of spleef on our custom-built arena made entirely of diamond blocks. And don’t forget to visit our exclusive Sigma-themed nightclub, where the DJ is a skeleton who really knows how to drop the beats.

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you ride a rainbow llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a top hat made of enchanted emeralds? Only on our server, my friend. Only on our server.

Players:	105/1000	Votes:	306
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	88	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19