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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6033
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Astral Projections Made:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you HAVE to join. Like, seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread. Picture this: you log on and you’re greeted by a whole gang of pandas riding on llamas. And not just any llamas, these llamas are wearing diamond armor and shooting lasers out of their eyes. It’s wild, man.

But wait, it gets even better. The whole server is run by a group of talking chickens who have a secret underground base filled with treasure. And get this, the only way to access the base is by solving riddles written in pig Latin. It’s like a Minecraft version of National Treasure, but with more feathers.

Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant dance party hosted by a DJ skeleton named Skelly Beats? Yeah, it’s lit.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP server that’s equal parts chaos and hilarity, then you gotta join this one. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, who doesn’t want to hang out with a bunch of pandas on laser-shooting llamas? It’s a no-brainer, bro.

Mystic Isles Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, Isles, mystic, No. 929542185 Anonymous Mystery Thriller Suspense Crime Detective Investigation Unknown Secret Hidden Enigma Intrigue Clues Puzzle Mysterious Covert Unidentified Uncertain Confidential, Realm

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4652
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Towns Built:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Crops Grown:	2417
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Void Gems Collected:	18
Farms Harvested:	358	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Yo, bros and broettes, get ready to have your mind blown on this epic Minecraft server! Why join? Because our virtual world is like a psychedelic trip through a rainbow forest filled with dancing unicorns and flying pigs. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground lair where you can battle evil llamas and rescue kidnapped villagers. So grab your pickaxe and join us for the wildest adventure of your life!

BirthdayBlockOut

aita, Birthday, BirthdayBlockOut, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional connection, Frustration, Girlfriend, Intimacy, lack of sex, long term relationship, personal boundaries, physical intimacy, relationship dynamics, relationship issues, Resentment, sex, sexual compatibility, sexual desire, Therapy

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9042
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7881
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

Are you tired of your Minecraft server being as dry as a desert? Join our server and never worry about lack of physical intimacy again! Our server is like a hot date that never ends – with constant action and excitement around every corner.

Forget about boring conversations and lackluster interactions, our server is all about getting down and dirty (in a family-friendly way, of course). We guarantee that you’ll never have to beg for attention or feel neglected like on other servers.

So come join us and experience a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay. Who needs therapy when you have a server like ours to fulfill all your needs? Don’t be left out in the cold like on your birthday – join us and let the fun begin!

PutinCraft: No Nukes Allowed

Allowed, China, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., de-escalation, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, international relations, military intervention, Nuclear deterrence, nuclear disarmament, nuclear weapons, nukes, Peacekeeping, putin, PutinCraft, Secretary of State, Ukraine, US, world leaders

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7682
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Buildings Constructed:	40
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Emeralds Found:	7166
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

so like, u know how russia and ukraine are like, not getting along? well, apparently china was all like, “hey putin, don’t use nukes, that’s not cool, bro.” and then putin was all like, “okay, fine, i won’t nuke ukraine.” like, can u believe that? china saving the day and stuff. anyways, if u wanna join our minecraft server, we got crazy stuff happening all the time. like, one time a creeper exploded and made a giant hole in the ground, but then a bunch of villagers moved in and started a little village. it was wild, man. so come join us and see what kind of wacky adventures u can get into. plus, we have free cake every tuesday. who doesn’t love free cake, amirite?

Vanilla Playground

3 years, Adventure, Anarchy, classical, creativity, Decision making, EXCITEMENT, Exploration, Friends, Griefing, Join, MODERN, no bounds, Playground, smp, Survival, TEAM, Unlimited, unregulated, UNTAMED, Vanilla

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	317
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Vanilla Playground Server (VPG)

IP Address	play.mcvpg.org
Version	1.21.1

Overview

Are you tired of the mundane and regulated Minecraft experience? Do you crave the thrill of untamed adventures and unexplored territories? Look no further, for Vanilla Playground Server (VPG) is here to bring back the essence of true Minecraft exhilaration. Embark on a journey like never before, where creativity knows no bounds, and every decision is entirely yours to make. Join us for classical survival on a modern version that has been up for 3 years. Grief, build, explore with friends, do ANYTHING!

Discord

Find a team on our Discord server: discord.mcvpg.org

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Are there any rules on the server?	No, there are no rules on the server. It’s an anarchy server with complete freedom.
Are there any plugins installed?	No, the server is completely vanilla with no plugins.
Is there a map reset schedule?	No, there are no map resets on VPG. The world has been up for 3 years.
Can I play with my friends?	Yes, you can invite your friends to join you on the server for multiplayer adventures.
How can I report griefing or inappropriate behavior?	Unfortunately, since it’s an anarchy server, there is no formal way to report such incidents.

Mystic Haven Realms 1.20

balkan, balkan wife, Commitment, Cultural, cultural marriage, Diversity, ethnicity, FAITH, family, finding love, Haven, interfaith marriage, long term relationship, love, Marriage, Muslim, muslim wife, mystic, partner, Realms, relationship, Traditional, Wife

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2112
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Meteorites Collected:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got the craziest thing going on – they’re giving out free Muslim Balkan wives to all new players! I know, right? Who wouldn’t want a wife from the Balkans who can also teach you about the Muslim culture while you’re mining for diamonds? It’s like a multicultural paradise up in here! So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building your dream world with your new Balkan babe by your side!

CraftyGifts Minecraft Server

Apology, christmas gift, Coat, Communication, communication skills, Conflict, CraftyGifts, Decision making, Ego, EMBARRASSMENT, Friend, gift giving, Honesty, husband, Marriage, Minecraft, misunderstanding, online shopping, relationship, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, social etiquette

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7797
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Star Shards Collected:	216

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life relationships? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without worrying about lost links or forgotten gifts!

Join us for a world of endless possibilities, where you can create your own long winter coats and never have to rely on anyone else for Christmas presents. Our server is the perfect place to let your creativity run wild and leave all the real-life drama behind.

So why wait? Join us now and leave the lies, excuses, and hurt egos at the door. Build your own virtual paradise and never worry about misplaced links or forgotten gifts again!

Name: “OffensiveDaveMC”

Adopted, bullying, confusion, conservative area, cultural appropriation, culture, Diversity, Friends, Identity, judgement, legal name, Mulan, name change, offensive, OffensiveDaveMC, personal choice, racism, social norms, tolerance, White, WIBTA

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7436
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	36	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Are you tired of boring old white names? Want to spice up your Minecraft experience with a name that’s straight out of a movie? Join our server and embrace your inner Mulan (yes, like the Disney princess)!

Experience the confusion and bullying firsthand as you navigate through a conservative town filled with white names and white people. But fear not, once you move away and join our server, you’ll be free to be your true Mulan self without judgment.

Don’t let anyone tell you that cultural appropriation is a bad thing when it comes to choosing your Minecraft name. Embrace the uniqueness and stand out from the crowd as the one and only Mulan in the game. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventures begin!

HateCrafters

ANNOYING, arrogance, bad manners, BETRAYAL, Betrayal of Trust, dishonesty, dislike, Disrespect, ENTITLEMENT, frustrating, hate, HateCrafters, ignorance, inconsiderate, insensitivity, intolerance, lack of empathy, people, Pet Peeves, rude behavior, Selfishness

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6971
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	194	Magic Items Found:	3455
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	189
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Are you tired of dealing with annoying players on other servers who steal your diamonds and blow up your creations? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a strict “no griefing” policy! We even have a special jail for griefers where they have to mine obsidian with a wooden pickaxe for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Army” – a group of highly trained chickens who will protect you from any would-be griefers or mobs. These chickens are armed with diamond swords and have been known to take down even the toughest of enemies.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s even a hidden portal to the Nether where you can battle against a giant zombie pigman boss for epic loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

Dream Pod DNA Harvest

Artificial Intelligence, Conspiracy Theory, Dna, DNA harvesting, dream, dream manipulation, dystopian, FANTASY, futuristic, genetic engineering, Harvest, matrix, pod, pod people, Robots, Sci Fi, science fiction, Sleep, speculation, speculative fiction, subconscious, Technology, virtual reality, wet dreams

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6656
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Meteorites Collected:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	46

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like, the craziest place ever, man. You gotta join because, like, the pigs wear sunglasses and the chickens can breakdance. It’s like a party in your computer, dude.

And get this, the trees talk to you in a British accent and give you advice on how to build the sickest treehouse ever. Plus, there’s a secret underground disco where the creepers go to bust a move.

Oh, and did I mention that the diamonds are actually magical unicorn poop? Yeah, that’s right. Mine those sparkly turds and become the richest player on the server.

So, like, if you wanna have the most epic time of your life and hang out with the weirdest creatures in Minecraft, you gotta join this server. Trust me, it’s like a trip to Wonderland on steroids.

VA Guilds

Address, Checking, Chill, Discord, Guilds, interested, JOINING, occasional, Recommend, Server, smp

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8496
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Enchantments Applied:	116	Animals Bred:	81
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	VAGuilds
Server Address	VAGuilds.mcpro.io
Mods	More swords, Quality of life, Create, Quests, Guilds
Description	A chill SMP server with occasional PvP, perfect for players who enjoy guild activities

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server using the address VAGuilds.mcpro.io
What mods are installed on the server?	The server has mods including More swords, Quality of life, Create, Quests, and Guilds
Is PvP allowed on the server?	Yes, PvP is allowed but it is occasional and not the main focus of the server
How can I learn more about the server?	Join the server’s Discord server for more information: https://discord.gg/TKQy2PQWKK

Mystic Sands 1.21.2

1.21.2, animal adaptations, Animal Behavior, animal diet, animal habitat, animal research, conservation, Cooking, desert animals, desert ecosystem, Endangered species, herbivore, Jerboa, mystic, nocturnal animals, rodent, sand dunes, sands, small mammals, Tapir, unique animals, wildlife, wildlife observation

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8834
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6740	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Magic Items Found:	7494
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got jerboas and tapirs cooking up some crazy shiz! Like, who even knew those animals could cook, right? But on this server, anything is possible! Join now and witness the culinary skills of these epic creatures firsthand! It’s a total game-changer, man!

MommaSaidNoGriefers

biological child, cooking criticism, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family gatherings, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, grandmother, insulted daughter, MommaSaidNoGriefers, mother-daughter relationship, mother’s party, stepchild, STEPDAUGHTER, stepmother

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7997
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	276	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	70
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server with drama hotter than a lava pit? Look no further than our server, where family gatherings are more intense than a creeper explosion!

Join us and experience the thrill of family dynamics gone wrong, just like in this crazy story. Cook up some drama with your stepmother and grandmother, and see who can out-spice the other in the ultimate cooking showdown.

With more twists and turns than a maze in the Nether, our server will keep you on your toes and laughing all the way to the End. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness of our Minecraft world!

MovieSMP_CharSelect

Acting, anime character, Antagonist, COSPLAY, dream come true, dream job, dream role, fantasy role, favorite character, fictional character, Hero, iconic character, imagination, movie character, MovieSMP_CharSelect, opportunity, Protagonist, Role Model, role-play, series character, wish fulfillment

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1800
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Void Armor Forged:	30	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Mines Excavated:	2956	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Potions Brewed:	56
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server everrrrrrr. Like, I heard that if you join, you get to play as your favorite movie, series, or anime character. Like, imagine being Iron Man and flying around shooting creepers with your repulsor beams. Or being Naruto and using your ninja skills to build the sickest base ever.

And get this, there’s this secret underground city where only the elite players can go. I heard that there’s a hidden treasure chest with like, a million diamonds in it. And if you find it, you get a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs.

Plus, the admin is this super cool dude who dresses up as a wizard and grants wishes to anyone who can beat him in a build battle. I heard that someone wished for a house made entirely out of cake and the admin actually made it happen.

So yeah, if you want to have the most epic, hilarious, and insane Minecraft experience of your life, you HAVE to join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

BirthdayBlunderCraft

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5090
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	9344
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Dragons Tamed:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Void Armor Forged:	21
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Are you tired of forgetting important dates and scrambling to find a last-minute gift for your special someone? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have the perfect solution for you! Join us and you’ll have access to our exclusive “Birthday Forget-Me-Not” plugin, which automatically generates a virtual gift for your loved one whenever you forget their birthday. From diamond swords to enchanted armor, we’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Cupid’s Arrow” minigame, where players can compete to win the heart of their crush by shooting them with arrows of love. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure on the server that holds the key to eternal happiness and unlimited diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wonderful Minecraft server today and never worry about forgetting a birthday gift again!

CraftyCreeper8Billion

$8 billion, arms sale, arms transfer, biden, Congress, CraftyCreeper8Billion, Defense, defense budget, defense industry, foreign policy, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military aid, military support, Notification, political news, SECURITY, united states, weapons deal, weapons procurement

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7096
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	3825	Farms Harvested:	774
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Villages Defended:	13
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we sell $8 billion arms to israel!! we got diamond swords for days and creepers that explode like fireworks! build your own white house and declare yourself president of the server! watch out for the zombie pigmen, they’re secretly plotting to take over the server with their army of chickens! join now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

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