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| Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 9574 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
so this server is like if Kim Jong-un was in charge of Minecraft, but instead of sending people to labour camps, he sends divorcing couples! like imagine you and your Minecraft spouse are like “we’re breaking up” and then BOOM you’re in a labour camp mining diamonds for eternity. but don’t worry, the labour camps are actually just really cool dungeons filled with loot and epic boss battles. so come join this server if you want to experience the thrill of being sent to a labour camp by a dictator, but also have a great time playing Minecraft! it’s like a twisted version of The Bachelor meets Hunger Games meets Minecraft. come join now before Kim Jong-un changes his mind and sends everyone to the Nether!
