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| Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 8135 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
| Farms Harvested: | 714 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Yo, so like, this Minecraft SMP is the bomb diggity, bro! Like, if you join, you’ll be joining the most epic server in the history of servers. We got diamonds for days, mobs that do the cha-cha slide, and a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs. And not just any golden eggs, but eggs made of pure gold. You can sell them for a million emeralds each and become the richest player on the server.
And get this, the admin is a wizard who can turn dirt blocks into pizza. Yeah, you heard me right, PIZZA. So come join us and experience the wackiest, wildest, most insane Minecraft SMP ever created. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but who cares? YOLO!
