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Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 295 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more. We have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on griefers. And every full moon, we all gather around a giant campfire and tell ghost stories about Herobrine. It’s so spooky, you’ll need to bring extra pants just in case you pee yourself.
So, if you want to experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP server of all time, you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and maybe lose a few brain cells along the way. But hey, who needs those anyway? Join now and let the chaos begin!