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Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 5498 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 12 |
Crops Grown: | 4297 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 40 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 |
Join us for epic battles against evil cows and build the craziest structures you can imagine. And get this – every time you mine a block, a disco party starts! Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or fight against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to question your sanity every step of the way. Let’s get weird, gamers!