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| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 2361 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 5 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8375 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 20 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 6 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life but in block form! Like, one time I was building this epic castle and the admin was like “no, that’s too big” and I was like “um, excuse me, I’m the king of this server, I do what I want!” And then they were like “okay fine, but only if you add a secret underground lair for me to hang out in.” And I was like “deal, but only if you promise not to steal my diamonds again, Karen!” It was so crazy, you gotta come join us and have your own insane stories to tell!
