Depresso Teen Zone | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8597
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	New Chunks Explored:	417478
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

New Minecraft Servers

LOL, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz it’s like, scientifically proven to make u happier! Like, we got reduced neural responses to rewards so u gonna be feelin’ all kinds of good vibes while u play. And get this, it predicts the first onset of depression but not anxiety or suicidality, so u know u gonna be stress-free on dis server! It don’t matter if u already sad or anxious, dis server gonna turn that frown upside down. Plus, age and sex don’t matter, so everyone can come join the fun! So come on and join us for a wild ride of happiness and good times, u won’t regret it!

Mystic Isles Server 1.20.4

1.20.4, 206109715, ANONYMOUS, anonymous post, controversial topic, digital communication, forum thread, internet culture, internet forum, internet privacy, Isles, mystic, offensive language, online anonymity, online behavior, Online Community, online discussion, online identity, online post, privacy concerns, Server, Shit, social media, User-generated content

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6017
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Endless Night Skies:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	7535

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

First off, the community is lit AF. You’ll be making friends faster than a creeper blows up your house. Plus, the mods are cooler than a polar bear in sunglasses.

And don’t even get me started on the builds! We’ve got castles taller than the Eiffel Tower and roller coasters faster than a speeding minecart.

But wait, there’s more! We have events crazier than a chicken jockey riding a spider. From PvP tournaments to build competitions, you’ll never have a dull moment on this server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the Minecraft madness begin!

SoundNoobMinecraftSMP

auditory, Beginner, discovery, Experience, Explore, first time, introduction, Listen, Music, music discovery, new, OVERWHELMING, Recommendation, Sensation, sensation of sound, Sensory, sensory overload, song, Sound, sound exploration, SoundNoobMinecraftSMP

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8787
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Animals Bred:	24
Void Gems Collected:	15	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Potions Brewed:	55
Holy Grails Found:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a party in a creeper’s pants! We have diamond rainbows, flying pigs, and a secret underground base filled with dancing villagers. And get this, the owner is actually a talking chicken who can do the floss dance like a pro.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event every Friday where we all dress up as our favorite Minecraft mobs and have a dance-off in the Nether. And whoever wins gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots.

So come join us and experience the most epic, chaotic, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the lava pit filled with dancing skeletons, they’re pretty competitive.

CraftyNostalgia

amusing, Carefree, cherished, Childhood, CraftyNostalgia, delightful, Fun, Happy, Heartwarming, Innocence, joy, Laughter, long-lasting, Memory, Nostalgia, past, playful, Recollection, Reminiscence, sentimental, Smile

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7965
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	6397	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Remember that time when you were a kid and you accidentally set your neighbor’s cat on fire with a magnifying glass? Well, if you join our Minecraft server, you can relive that hilarious moment over and over again! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Plus, we have a secret underground disco where all the creepers go to boogie down. So come join us for a wild ride that will make you smile like a kid again!

ChargeCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, ChargeCraft, consumer rights, devices, electronic devices, electronic waste, environmental impact, EU directive, EU law, European Commission, european union, legislation, micro USB, Minecraft, mobile devices, power adapters, Server, smartphone accessories, smartphone chargers, standardization, Technology, universal chargers, USB-C

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4348
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Wilderness Tamed:	9

so, like, u know how u always got like a million chargers for all ur devices and u can never find the right one when u need it? well, not anymore, bro! this server is like the EU law of chargers but for minecraft servers! u only need one server to rule them all, and this is it! join us and never worry about having the wrong charger again, cuz we got u covered, fam! plus, we have like, a secret underground society of chargers that will do ur bidding and protect u from all the evil chargers out there. come join us and be part of the charger revolution!

RusCraft: 779K Lost Troops

2022, 779K, Armed Forces, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, Fatalities, Feb.24, General Staff, international relations, Invasion, Losses, Lost, Military, Military operations, RusCraft, russia, SECURITY, statistics, Troops, Ukraine, War

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8762
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE TROOPS THAN RUSSIA IN UKRAINE! WE BE BUILDIN’ AND CRAFTIN’ LIKE CRAZY WHILE RUSSIA BE LOSIN’ ALL THEIR TROOPS! COME JOIN US AND SEE IF YOU CAN SURVIVE LONGER THAN A RUSSIAN SOLDIER IN UKRAINE! MAYBE YOU’LL EVEN FIND SOME DIAMONDS WHILE YOU’RE AT IT! HAHAHAHAHA!

Pixel Peace Palace

Communication, discernible difference, Expression, forever.., Hold, IDIOMS, Interpretation, Language, language usage, linguistic analysis, linguistics, misinterpretation, misunderstanding, Palace, Peace, phrases, Piece, PIXEL, Saying, semantics, true phrase, Words

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2795
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	32	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Star Shards Collected:	158
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	444	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14

lol come join our minecraft server where u can forever hold ur piece…of cake!! yes that’s right, every player gets a free piece of cake when they join cuz we believe in starting off on a sweet note 🍰🎉

but that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary diamond chicken 🐔🔷 legend has it that if u find this rare chicken, it will lay diamonds instead of eggs!! who needs a diamond pickaxe when u have a diamond chicken, amirite??

oh and did we mention our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb ur screenshots?? don’t worry, he’s a friendly ghost…just don’t get too close or he might explode with excitement 💥👻

so what are u waiting for?? join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures in minecraft history!! who needs peace when u can have a piece of cake and a diamond chicken, right?? 😂🎮 #minecraftmadness

Crafty Narcissist’s Lair

all-round malevolent, Behavior, Cheating, competitive, Crafty, dark triad, deceitful, Deception, findings, Lair, Manipulation, manipulative, narcissism, NARCISSISTS, patterns, Personality, Psychology, research, self-interest, selfish, social narcissist, study, Traits

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9188
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a group of Social Narcissists who ruled over a land in Minecraft. They were so selfish and manipulative, always trying to one-up each other and cheat their way to the top. But guess what? They were also the best builders in the game! Their creations were out of this world, like seriously, you wouldn’t believe your eyes.

But then, the All-Round Malevolent players came along. These guys were even worse than the Social Narcissists! They were just as selfish and manipulative, but they were also super competitive and would stop at nothing to win. It was chaos, I tell you, chaos!

So, if you think you have what it takes to survive in a world ruled by the Dark Triad of Minecraft players, then come join us! Build epic structures, battle it out with other players, and maybe, just maybe, you’ll come out on top. But be warned, things can get pretty crazy around here. So, are you ready to join the madness?

SURVIVAL REMEMBER YOUR YOUTH 20+ Minecraft server

“Youth, 20, banner, description, height, Lazy, Minecraft, OWNER, personal account, remember, Server, Survival, width

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2534
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7561	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL REMEMBER YOUTH 20” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

q6.vanilla-box.ru

MelonSurvival

Active, admins, Arena, back, BUILD, Claims, disabled, Hacks, HARD, Head Drops, Homes, Involved, Keep Inventory, location, MelonSurvival, pay to win, Phantoms, Raid, smp, Spawn, Survival, Teleport

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8692
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	187
Void Gems Collected:	11	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8

Minecraft Server
Version	1.21.4
Game mode	Semi Vanilla SMP
Features
Rules	No hacks, No griefing, No claims, No back, No keep inventory
Owners	Active and involved, not permitted to raid
Teleportation	/sethome, /rtp up to 4000 blocks away from spawn
World border	100k

FAQ

Q: Can I use hacks on the server?

A: No, hacks are not allowed on the server.

Q: Is griefing allowed?

A: No, griefing is not allowed on the server.

Q: How many homes can I have?

A: Players have 2 homes by default.

Q: Can I teleport to a random location?

A: Yes, you can use /rtp to teleport up to 4000 blocks away from spawn.

Q: Are there any disabled features on the server?

A: Phantoms are disabled on the server.

Q: What is the server IP?

A: melonsurvival.minecraft.best

Q: Is there a Discord server for the Minecraft server?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/fuREy9DUFE

Colonies Clash!

anglo colonies, british empire, clash, colonial legacy, Colonialism, colonies, Colonization, comparative history, Conflict, Conquest, cultural exchange, European colonization, Exploration, History, imperialism, indigenous peoples, new world, SETTLEMENT, Spanish colonies, Spanish Empire, Trade, Transatlantic

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	121
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Animals Bred:	193	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! We got crazy builds, insane mobs, and a whole lotta fun waiting for you to join in on the madness. Come on and craft with us as we explore the blocky world together. Don’t miss out on all the chaos and excitement – join us now and let’s get this party started! ¡Vamos! ¡Vamos! ¡Vamos!

Crazy Crafters United

coping mechanisms, Crafters, crazy, dark thoughts, depression, Despair, emotional distress, hang myself, kamioshi, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, seeking guidance, seeking help, self harm, self-destructive behavior, suicidal ideation, suicidal tendencies, SUICIDE, support system, Therapy, United, used goods

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3211
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Void Armor Forged:	24
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server around, where the only question is “What’s the fastest way to hang myself?” Join us for a wild ride filled with ayyyyyyyyy, lamo, and skibidi! Are you ready to dive into the madness? Come on, edge out with us and let’s have some fun together. Don’t miss out on the chaos, join now and let’s get this party started!

Pixel Pals United

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5830
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Yo yo yo! Are you ready to enter the craziest Minecraft server ever? Join us for a wild ride filled with ayyyyyyyyy, lamo, and xdddddd! Create a separate account to play ithoeh… I mean, to join the fun! Don’t miss out on the skibidi, rizz, and edge action waiting for you. Come on, blud, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s get this party started!owo, uwu, yoo!

Pixelated Interviewer

Candidate, discrimination, Diversity, entitled, ENTITLEMENT, Future, Good fit, Hiring, inclusion, interviewer, Job Interview, Job Search, Lazy, LUCK, not a good fit, pixelated, racism, racist, Rajesh, Snickers, Whitey, workplace dynamics

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5478
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Players Killed by Monsters:	7344	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	175
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Hey gamers! Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Join us for a wild ride of craziness and chaos as we build, mine, and battle our way to victory. Don’t be a lazy, entitled racist like wh*tey, join us and show off your skills. Rajesh is waiting for you to join the fun, so what are you waiting for? Come on in and let’s conquer this blocky world together!

MineRogueSquad

angband, cataclysm dda, dcss, fior di battaglia, game pastas, gearhead caramel, gloamvault, MineRogueSquad, mudgate, online account, Overworld, realms of the lost, revengate, rogue-fp, roguelike, roguelike general, roguelike servers, soulash 2, triangle wizard 2, xtahua

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3062
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2286	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	New Chunks Explored:	536929

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Dive into the world of Fior Di Battaglia and unleash your wildest imagination. Explore dungeons, battle monsters, and conquer new lands in this epic adventure. Join us now and let the madness begin! Don’t miss out on the action – grab your pickaxe and join the fun today!

Minecraft Mingle 1.20.6

1.20.6, male appearance, male cameo, male collaboration, male collaborations, Male collabs, male content creator, male entertainment, male fanbase, male guest, male influencers, male involvement, male oshi, male participation, male presence, male screentime, male stream time, male streamer, male vtuber controversy, male vtubers, Minecraft, mingle

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	727
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate male collab experience! We don’t discriminate against male vtubers or their beggar fans, we welcome all genders with open arms! Whether you’re a Sapling or just looking for a good time, our server is the place to be. Who cares where the line is drawn when you can join us for some chaotic fun and questionable decisions? Don’t miss out on the chance to game with your oshi(s) and create unforgettable memories!