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Vivid Worlds 1.21.2

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6552
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Chimeras Created:	2

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft? Join this server for the wackiest experience of your life. Why? Because my monitor broke and I saw a whole new world of pixelated madness.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle. It’s like a fever dream, but with creepers and lava pits.

Forget reality, join this server and enter a dimension where chaos reigns supreme and the laws of physics are just a suggestion.

Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

BodyBendMinecraftSMP

Abnormal, BIZARRE, Body, BodyBendMinecraftSMP, Contortion, eccentric, eXtraordinary, flexibility, odd, offbeat, outlandish, peculiar, peculiar talent, Physical, quirky, skill, strange, talent, Unique, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6295
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	1649
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Yo bros, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a party in your pants but for your brain! We got like, a million diamond blocks just waiting for you to mine them with your toes. And get this, our server has a secret underground lair where you can find a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and gives you superpowers.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a mini-game where you have to fight off a horde of evil chickens armed with nothing but a spoon. And if you win, you get a pet dragon that will follow you around and roast your enemies with its fiery breath.

So come on, join us and let’s get weird with our bodies together in this wacky Minecraft adventure!

PixelPioneerCraft

“2000s”, 90s, Childhood, Digital, electronics, Evolution, Gadgets, high-tech, History, innovation, Memories, Nostalgia, obsolete, old school, Outdated, past, PixelPioneerCraft, progress, Retro, Technology, vintage

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	755
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	408
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Magic Items Found:	4565
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Remember when floppy disks were the bomb dot com? Well, just like those ancient relics, this Minecraft server is a blast from the past in all the best ways! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated nostalgia and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so cutting-edge that we have actual time-traveling llamas that can take you back to the Stone Age or forward to the year 3000. Want to ride a T-Rex through a futuristic city made entirely of cheese? Done. How about battling robot zombies in a medieval castle? Easy peasy.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be living out your wildest dreams in Minecraft? Join us now and prepare for a journey that will leave you questioning reality and laughing until your sides hurt. Floppy disks? Pfft, who needs ’em when you’ve got time-traveling llamas and cheese cities!

Minecraft server: ShiaCraft – No griefing Israel!

#Intention, anti-Israel, Ceasefire, Conflict, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, Griefing, international news, Iraqi militias, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military groups, Minecraft, Peace efforts, peace negotiations, Pro-Iranian, regional dynamics, regional stability, Report, security threats, Server, ShiaCraft, stop actions

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	711
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

So, like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. We got like, pro-Iranian Iraqi militias running around, but don’t worry, they’re like, not gonna mess with Israel on this server, lmao. It’s like, a peace treaty or something, but in Minecraft.

Join us for some crazy adventures, like, building epic bases and fighting off mobs with our new buddies from Iraq. Who knew Minecraft could be so political, amirite? Plus, we have like, special events where you can win cool prizes, like, a diamond sword or a pet creeper.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and see where the pro-Iranian Iraqi militia takes us next. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

CraftyCrashBlameRus

air travel, Airlines, Aviation, aviation safety, azerbaijan, Blame, CraftyCrashBlameRus, crash, diplomatic relations, Disaster, international relations, investigation, investigation findings, Kremlin, plane crash, political implications, political tensions, russia, Tragedy, tragedy response, White House

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5015
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Ether Blades Crafted:	6

HEY U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? IT’S LIT ASF, LIKE A BUNCH OF LLAMAS ON FIRE LIT. WE GOT DIAMONDS COMIN OUTTA OUR EARS AND CREEPERS THAT DO THE MACARENA.

ON DIS SERVER, WE GOT A STORY THAT RUSSIA CAUSED THE AZERBAIJAN AIRLINES CRASH. YEAH, THE WHITE HOUSE SAID IT. BUT DON’T WORRY, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE WHERE WE KEEP ALL THE EVIDENCE.

ALSO, DID I MENTION WE HAVE A PET ENDER DRAGON THAT CAN DO BACKFLIPS? YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT. SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE SOME MEMES TOGETHER. #BLAMEPUTIN #MINECRAFT4LIFE.

Laughing Bride Minecraft 1.21.2

1.21.2, advice, bride, Commitment, compatibility, DATING, Decision making, humor, humor in relationships, LAUGHING, Laughter, long term, love, Marriage, marriage advice, Minecraft, partner, Personality, POL, Qualities, relationships, sense of humor, Spouse, Women

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6075
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mines Excavated:	4176
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

OMG, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP!

Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like marrying a woman with a sense of humor on /pol/ – it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Imagine building a house with a bunch of crazy peeps who make you laugh so hard you’ll forget about all the crazy stuff happening in the world.

Join this server and you’ll never have a dull moment, just like marrying a funny woman on /pol/ – it’s gonna be a rollercoaster of laughs and memes!

Don’t miss out on all the fun, bro, join now and get ready for a wild ride!

CreeperConfessMC

adult content, ANONYMOUS, confession, Confidential, CreeperConfessMC, discretion, explicit, explicit details, fantasies, fetish, guilty pleasures, hidden desires, Intimacy, mature content, NSFW, Personal, Private, REVEALING, Secrets, taboo, Uncensored

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3027
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	3
New Chunks Explored:	802668	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6053

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, craziest, most NSFW Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us for a server where anything goes, from building giant phallic structures to engaging in scandalous roleplay with other players. Our community is full of hilarious and outrageous characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But that’s not all – we also have secret underground clubs where players can confess their most scandalous secrets anonymously. Want to admit your love for Steve in a Speedo skin? Go for it! Want to confess your obsession with collecting virtual diamonds? We won’t judge (too much).

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft experience to the next level and join a server that’s not afraid to push the boundaries, then come on down and join us. Just be prepared for the wild ride that awaits you!

TalibanCraft Minecraft Server

Afghan Taliban, air strikes, Armed Forces, border tensions, Conflict, extremism, Insurgency, international relations, kabul, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Pakistan, regional conflict, response, RETALIATION, security concerns, Server, South Asia, TalibanCraft, Terrorism, violence, War on Terror

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9432
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! We got Afghan Taliban forces hitting up several points in Pakistan in response to air strikes, like what even is that?! It’s like a war zone up in here, but in Minecraft! Come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness. Plus, Kabul says it’s lit, so you know it’s gonna be a good time. Don’t miss out on all the action, join now!

DroneDepotDestruction

air strike, Attack, Conflict, Defense, defense strategy, drone depot, DroneDepotDestruction, eastern europe, international relations, key, Military, military intelligence, military operation, military tactics, military technology, Reports, Russian, successful strike, Ukraine, unmanned aerial vehicles, WARFARE

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8711
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Towns Built:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Royal Courts Attended:	2

lol join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles like ukraine vs russia but with blocks and pickaxes instead of guns and bombs. we just totally destroyed russia’s key drone depot with our epic minecraft skills, so you know we mean business. come join us and be part of the action, build your own drone depot and defend it against crazy attacks. who needs real war when you can have minecraft war, amirite? come join us now and let’s show russia who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels.

Crafting Idol Masters 1.20

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9059
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time like no other! We got creepers that dance like they’re in a M@STER EXPO LIVE SHOWCASE, and zombies that sing RITSUKO AKIZUKI SOLO LIVE hits! It’s like a MILLION STAGE concert, but with blocks and pickaxes! Don’t miss out on the VL End-of-year 2024 Producers’ Picks, where you can build your own stage and perform for a virtual audience of skeletons and spiders! Come on, join us and let’s hear the blocky music together!

CraftyBoomerVille

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2628
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Holy Grails Found:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6458	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all you crazy crafters out there!

Join our server and you’ll discover a world where pigs can fly, creepers can breakdance, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, we have a diamond rain event every Tuesday at 3pm). Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where villagers bust out their best moves, a giant maze filled with zombie chickens, and a rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Potato of Awesomeness.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

DriveByDragonLord

35 people, Capital Punishment, Chinese, crime, Crowd, DriveByDragonLord, Driving, Homicide, Justice, justice system, killing, law enforcement, Legal System, man, mass killing, murder, Public Safety, punishment, Sentenced to death, Tragedy, vehicular attack

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3603
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	5258
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Emeralds Found:	1973
Votes:	9733	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

lol this server is so lit, it’s like a rollercoaster ride but with creepers and zombies instead of loops and twists. u gotta join cuz we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds, like a treasure trove of epic proportions. plus, rumor has it that if u dig deep enough, u might find a portal to another dimension where u can ride dragons and battle evil sorcerers. trust me, this server is so addictive, it’s like crack for gamers. come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft universe together!

Short Hair Beauties 1.21.3

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6593
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Dragons Tamed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, man! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you – there are hot women with short hair on here! And get this, they’re all gay! It’s like a double rainbow of awesomeness, dude. You’ll never be bored with all the crazy shenanigans these ladies get up to. So come on, join us and let’s have a wild time together!

BlockBusterLove

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4705
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a movie you can rewatch a hundred times and still love! Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments that will have you coming back for more. From building giant banana statues to riding pigs into battle, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

CraftyKabooms – 46 Gone in a Bang

Afghanistan, airstrikes, Bang, CASUALTIES, civilian casualties, Conflict, CraftyKabooms, death toll, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Pakistani airstrikes, political tensions, regional conflict, South Asia, Taliban, Taliban official, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3727
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Votes:	1636	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	2583
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
New Chunks Explored:	104968	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, IT’S LIKE PAKISTANI AIRSTRIKES ON AFGHANISTAN BUT IN MINECRAFT 😂 JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CHAOS! WE’VE GOT TALIBAN OFFICIALS RUNNING AROUND, TRYING TO SURVIVE AND BUILD THEIR OWN BASES. WHO WILL COME OUT ON TOP? FIND OUT ON OUR SERVER! 😜🔥🚁💣

Players:	110/200	Votes:	8009
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Farms Harvested:	941
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	6386
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Magic Items Found:	6476	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55