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Vivid Worlds 1.21.2

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6718
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft? Join this server for the wackiest experience of your life. Why? Because my monitor broke and I saw a whole new world of pixelated madness.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle. It’s like a fever dream, but with creepers and lava pits.

Forget reality, join this server and enter a dimension where chaos reigns supreme and the laws of physics are just a suggestion.

Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

BodyBendMinecraftSMP

Abnormal, BIZARRE, Body, BodyBendMinecraftSMP, Contortion, eccentric, eXtraordinary, flexibility, odd, offbeat, outlandish, peculiar, peculiar talent, Physical, quirky, skill, strange, talent, Unique, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5703
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	20	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	New Chunks Explored:	519874
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	2050
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Yo bros, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a party in your pants but for your brain! We got like, a million diamond blocks just waiting for you to mine them with your toes. And get this, our server has a secret underground lair where you can find a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and gives you superpowers.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a mini-game where you have to fight off a horde of evil chickens armed with nothing but a spoon. And if you win, you get a pet dragon that will follow you around and roast your enemies with its fiery breath.

So come on, join us and let’s get weird with our bodies together in this wacky Minecraft adventure!

PixelPioneerCraft

“2000s”, 90s, Childhood, Digital, electronics, Evolution, Gadgets, high-tech, History, innovation, Memories, Nostalgia, obsolete, old school, Outdated, past, PixelPioneerCraft, progress, Retro, Technology, vintage

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3282
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Chimeras Created:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Dimension Hops:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Remember when floppy disks were the bomb dot com? Well, just like those ancient relics, this Minecraft server is a blast from the past in all the best ways! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated nostalgia and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so cutting-edge that we have actual time-traveling llamas that can take you back to the Stone Age or forward to the year 3000. Want to ride a T-Rex through a futuristic city made entirely of cheese? Done. How about battling robot zombies in a medieval castle? Easy peasy.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be living out your wildest dreams in Minecraft? Join us now and prepare for a journey that will leave you questioning reality and laughing until your sides hurt. Floppy disks? Pfft, who needs ’em when you’ve got time-traveling llamas and cheese cities!

Minecraft server: ShiaCraft – No griefing Israel!

#Intention, anti-Israel, Ceasefire, Conflict, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, Griefing, international news, Iraqi militias, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military groups, Minecraft, Peace efforts, peace negotiations, Pro-Iranian, regional dynamics, regional stability, Report, security threats, Server, ShiaCraft, stop actions

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1139
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	125
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

So, like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. We got like, pro-Iranian Iraqi militias running around, but don’t worry, they’re like, not gonna mess with Israel on this server, lmao. It’s like, a peace treaty or something, but in Minecraft.

Join us for some crazy adventures, like, building epic bases and fighting off mobs with our new buddies from Iraq. Who knew Minecraft could be so political, amirite? Plus, we have like, special events where you can win cool prizes, like, a diamond sword or a pet creeper.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and see where the pro-Iranian Iraqi militia takes us next. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

CraftyCrashBlameRus

air travel, Airlines, Aviation, aviation safety, azerbaijan, Blame, CraftyCrashBlameRus, crash, diplomatic relations, Disaster, international relations, investigation, investigation findings, Kremlin, plane crash, political implications, political tensions, russia, Tragedy, tragedy response, White House

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4432
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1

HEY U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? IT’S LIT ASF, LIKE A BUNCH OF LLAMAS ON FIRE LIT. WE GOT DIAMONDS COMIN OUTTA OUR EARS AND CREEPERS THAT DO THE MACARENA.

ON DIS SERVER, WE GOT A STORY THAT RUSSIA CAUSED THE AZERBAIJAN AIRLINES CRASH. YEAH, THE WHITE HOUSE SAID IT. BUT DON’T WORRY, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE WHERE WE KEEP ALL THE EVIDENCE.

ALSO, DID I MENTION WE HAVE A PET ENDER DRAGON THAT CAN DO BACKFLIPS? YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT. SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE SOME MEMES TOGETHER. #BLAMEPUTIN #MINECRAFT4LIFE.

Laughing Bride Minecraft 1.21.2

1.21.2, advice, bride, Commitment, compatibility, DATING, Decision making, humor, humor in relationships, LAUGHING, Laughter, long term, love, Marriage, marriage advice, Minecraft, partner, Personality, POL, Qualities, relationships, sense of humor, Spouse, Women

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6060
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Dragon Eggs Found:	9290	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

OMG, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP!

Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like marrying a woman with a sense of humor on /pol/ – it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Imagine building a house with a bunch of crazy peeps who make you laugh so hard you’ll forget about all the crazy stuff happening in the world.

Join this server and you’ll never have a dull moment, just like marrying a funny woman on /pol/ – it’s gonna be a rollercoaster of laughs and memes!

Don’t miss out on all the fun, bro, join now and get ready for a wild ride!

CreeperConfessMC

adult content, ANONYMOUS, confession, Confidential, CreeperConfessMC, discretion, explicit, explicit details, fantasies, fetish, guilty pleasures, hidden desires, Intimacy, mature content, NSFW, Personal, Private, REVEALING, Secrets, taboo, Uncensored

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3392
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	7262
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Villages Defended:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, craziest, most NSFW Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us for a server where anything goes, from building giant phallic structures to engaging in scandalous roleplay with other players. Our community is full of hilarious and outrageous characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But that’s not all – we also have secret underground clubs where players can confess their most scandalous secrets anonymously. Want to admit your love for Steve in a Speedo skin? Go for it! Want to confess your obsession with collecting virtual diamonds? We won’t judge (too much).

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft experience to the next level and join a server that’s not afraid to push the boundaries, then come on down and join us. Just be prepared for the wild ride that awaits you!

TalibanCraft Minecraft Server

Afghan Taliban, air strikes, Armed Forces, border tensions, Conflict, extremism, Insurgency, international relations, kabul, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Pakistan, regional conflict, response, RETALIATION, security concerns, Server, South Asia, TalibanCraft, Terrorism, violence, War on Terror

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1496
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! We got Afghan Taliban forces hitting up several points in Pakistan in response to air strikes, like what even is that?! It’s like a war zone up in here, but in Minecraft! Come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness. Plus, Kabul says it’s lit, so you know it’s gonna be a good time. Don’t miss out on all the action, join now!

DroneDepotDestruction

air strike, Attack, Conflict, Defense, defense strategy, drone depot, DroneDepotDestruction, eastern europe, international relations, key, Military, military intelligence, military operation, military tactics, military technology, Reports, Russian, successful strike, Ukraine, unmanned aerial vehicles, WARFARE

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8715
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Villages Defended:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Dragon Scales Harvested:	270	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Endless Night Skies:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

lol join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles like ukraine vs russia but with blocks and pickaxes instead of guns and bombs. we just totally destroyed russia’s key drone depot with our epic minecraft skills, so you know we mean business. come join us and be part of the action, build your own drone depot and defend it against crazy attacks. who needs real war when you can have minecraft war, amirite? come join us now and let’s show russia who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels.

Crafting Idol Masters 1.20

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6702
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time like no other! We got creepers that dance like they’re in a M@STER EXPO LIVE SHOWCASE, and zombies that sing RITSUKO AKIZUKI SOLO LIVE hits! It’s like a MILLION STAGE concert, but with blocks and pickaxes! Don’t miss out on the VL End-of-year 2024 Producers’ Picks, where you can build your own stage and perform for a virtual audience of skeletons and spiders! Come on, join us and let’s hear the blocky music together!

CraftyBoomerVille

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6030
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	488364	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	267	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all you crazy crafters out there!

Join our server and you’ll discover a world where pigs can fly, creepers can breakdance, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, we have a diamond rain event every Tuesday at 3pm). Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where villagers bust out their best moves, a giant maze filled with zombie chickens, and a rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Potato of Awesomeness.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

DriveByDragonLord

35 people, Capital Punishment, Chinese, crime, Crowd, DriveByDragonLord, Driving, Homicide, Justice, justice system, killing, law enforcement, Legal System, man, mass killing, murder, Public Safety, punishment, Sentenced to death, Tragedy, vehicular attack

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6471
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	73	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Mines Excavated:	1820	Alien Abductions:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Chimeras Created:	2

lol this server is so lit, it’s like a rollercoaster ride but with creepers and zombies instead of loops and twists. u gotta join cuz we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds, like a treasure trove of epic proportions. plus, rumor has it that if u dig deep enough, u might find a portal to another dimension where u can ride dragons and battle evil sorcerers. trust me, this server is so addictive, it’s like crack for gamers. come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft universe together!

Short Hair Beauties 1.21.3

1.21.3, attractive, beauties, beauty, bold, CONFIDENT, DATING, empowerment, fashion, feminine, Gay, hair, independent, LGBTQ, love, Meet hot woman, nonconforming, relationships, short, short hair, STRONG, Style, trendy, Unique

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4060
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Mines Excavated:	2302
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Dragons Tamed:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, man! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you – there are hot women with short hair on here! And get this, they’re all gay! It’s like a double rainbow of awesomeness, dude. You’ll never be bored with all the crazy shenanigans these ladies get up to. So come on, join us and let’s have a wild time together!

BlockBusterLove

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	717
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a movie you can rewatch a hundred times and still love! Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments that will have you coming back for more. From building giant banana statues to riding pigs into battle, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

CraftyKabooms – 46 Gone in a Bang

Afghanistan, airstrikes, Bang, CASUALTIES, civilian casualties, Conflict, CraftyKabooms, death toll, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Pakistani airstrikes, political tensions, regional conflict, South Asia, Taliban, Taliban official, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5029
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, IT’S LIKE PAKISTANI AIRSTRIKES ON AFGHANISTAN BUT IN MINECRAFT 😂 JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CHAOS! WE’VE GOT TALIBAN OFFICIALS RUNNING AROUND, TRYING TO SURVIVE AND BUILD THEIR OWN BASES. WHO WILL COME OUT ON TOP? FIND OUT ON OUR SERVER! 😜🔥🚁💣

Players:	101/400	Votes:	2915
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Crops Grown:	5422	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	1