>United Flailing Minecraft SMP

city, COMEBACK, comeback trail, Competition, Defeat, falling off, Fans, FLAILING, football, gtUnited, Manager, match, Minecraft, need her back, Players, smp, Soccer, sports, Struggling, Support, TEAM, United, Victory

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8906
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Crops Grown:	5851
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Zombie Dances:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and non-stop laughter.

Picture this: a city floating in the sky, held up by nothing but the power of friendship and a whole lot of duct tape. But oh no, disaster strikes and the city starts falling off! It’s up to you and your fellow players to come together and save the day before it’s too late.

But that’s not all, we also have a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stand against their feathery tyranny? The choice is yours.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

Alien Invasion Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, Alien, Amanogawa Shiina, Chisaka Airi, Divegrass team, Dizzy Dokuro, Ember Amane, Erina Makina, Fuura Yuri, Himemiya Rie, idol corp, Invaders General, Invasion, Jelly Hoshiumi, Kaneko Lumi, Kawaii, Komachi Panko, LIA, Moo, Phase ALiAS, phase connect, Phase Friends, PixelLink, prima, Realm, Remilia Nephys, Reverie Extended, tcgia, tsunderia, V4Mirai, Yubicraft

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9073
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Potions Brewed:	98
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Dragons Tamed:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Yo, bros, listen up! You gotta join this Minecraft server cuz it’s like Phase Connect’s Second Generation and Invaders, but in blocky pixel form! Imagine building with your favorite Phase Connect characters like Kaneko Lumi, Fuura Yuri, Ember Amane, Dizzy Dokuro, Jelly Hoshiumi, and more!

It’s like a virtual idol concert, but in Minecraft! Get ready to rock out with Remilia Nephys, Chisaka Airi, Amanogawa Shiina, Himemiya Rie, Erina Makina, and even Komachi Panko!

Plus, there are Phase Friends like Lia from Phase Connect, Prima from Ex-Tsunderia, and Kawaii from Kawaii! It’s a whole virtual world of fun and craziness!

So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into this epic Minecraft server inspired by /pcgia/! It’s gonna be a blocky blast!

Not4MeMC SMP

AMBITION, aspirations, aspirations vs reality, Career Change, career exploration, career goals, career path, career satisfaction, dream job, goals, interests, life choices, Life decisions, Not4MeMC, Passion, personal development, personal growth, realization, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, smp

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	586
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Endless Night Skies:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Crops Grown:	9790
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. This server is like no other, my dudes.

Join our server for the chance to become a professional llama whisperer. That’s right, you heard me. Llama whisperer. These majestic creatures will only respond to your commands if you can speak their language. And trust me, it’s a language only the truest of gamers can master.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle? Well, on our server, you can do just that. Armored pigs, armed with diamond swords, charging into battle like the noble steeds they are. It’s a sight to behold, my friends.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night. Glowstone dance floor, zombie DJs, and all the rotten flesh you can eat. It’s a party you won’t want to miss.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life. Who knows, you might even discover the legendary chicken that lays golden eggs. It’s a wild ride, my dudes.

OldManCraft

aging, Change in priorities, critical thinking, cynical, disillusionment, emotional intelligence, Experience, growing up, jaded, life experiences, life lessons, Maturity, OldManCraft, personal growth, perspective, Realism, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, skepticism, unimpressed, wisdom

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6521
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their basic features and lackluster communities? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a giant chicken into battle against an army of evil villagers who have stolen all the diamonds in the land. Or how about participating in our weekly llama fashion show where the best-dressed llama wins a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who has built a roller coaster that goes all the way to the moon. Rumor has it that if you can ride the coaster without screaming, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever experienced. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

WeaponizedCraft Minecraft Server

aid, arms deal, arms sales, arms transfer, biden, Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense industry, Diplomacy, foreign policy, government assistance, international relations, military aid, military equipment, military support, Minecraft, political news, security assistance, Server, Ukraine, US, WeaponizedCraft, weapons

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4315
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where we are sending $1.25 billion in weapons to Ukraine?! Like, what even is happening?! We gotta get all this aid out before Biden leaves office, man! Join us on this wild ride as we navigate through international politics and Minecraft battles like never before. Trust me, you do not want to miss out on this epic adventure. So grab your pickaxe and let’s do this thang!

CraftyCrashLand

accident, Aliyev, Apology, Aviation, azerbaijan, Azerbaijan Airlines, Communication, Condolences, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyCrashLand, crisis management., Diplomacy, international relations, investigation, plane crash, political leaders, putin, russia, Tragedy, tragic incident

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6080
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1569	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is apologizing for not being able to play on it! can you believe it? like, he was flying on his private plane and accidentally crashed into a bunch of blocks on our server, and he was like, “my bad, bro, that was a tragic incident.” but then he was like, “yo, aliyez, you gotta check out this server, it’s so dope!” so now aliyez is playing with us too, and it’s just chaos and fun all around. come join us and maybe you’ll crash your plane too, but in a totally cool way.

Brain Block Builders

age, BLOCK, Brain, brain development, brain health, brain imaging, brain structure, brain volume, Builders, cerebellar regions, cognition ability, cognitive decline, cognitive function, disrupted connectivity, education, INEQUALITY, Memory, neural connections, neurological effects, sex, social disparities, socioeconomic status, temporo-posterior

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4939
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Buildings Constructed:	42	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO WACKY, IT’LL MAKE YOUR BRAIN SHRINK! JOIN US AND WATCH YOUR BRAIN TURN INTO A TINY PEANUT WHILE YOU BUILD CRAZY CASTLES AND FIGHT ZOMBIES WITH YOUR PINKY TOE.

WE’VE GOT LEVELS OF INEQUALITY SO HIGH, YOU’LL THINK YOU’RE IN A PSYCHEDELIC DREAM. YOUR MEMORY WILL BE GONE, BUT WHO NEEDS IT WHEN YOU’RE HAVING THIS MUCH FUN?

COME JOIN US ON THIS MIND-BENDING ADVENTURE AND SEE IF YOU CAN SURVIVE THE INSANITY. WHO NEEDS EDUCATION AND COGNITIVE FUNCTION WHEN YOU’VE GOT A SWORD MADE OF CHEESE?

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US AND WATCH YOUR BRAIN SHRINK BEFORE YOUR VERY EYES!

What is the IP for Clix Minecraft Server?

chapter 1, chapter 1 og, Chapter 1: Season 1, chapter 2, chapter 2 reaction, chapter 6, Chapter One, Clix, clix fortnite, first win, fn, fortnite, fortnite up, fortnite update, Minecraft, new chapter, new fortnite season, new fortnite update, new season, new update, og, og chapter 1, OG FN, og fortnite, og season, Season, season 1, Server, update, WIN

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	649
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Mines Excavated:	4618
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Clix is a professional esports player and Twitch streamer known for his skills in games such as Fortnite. With an impressive competitive track record and a large following on social media, Clix has established himself as one of the top players in the industry. His dedication to gaming and entertaining content has earned him a loyal fan base and a reputation as a rising star in the esports world.

Vivid Worlds 1.21.2

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3625
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Magic Items Found:	6955
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Love Letters Sent:	19	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Magical Moments Shared:	14

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft? Join this server for the wackiest experience of your life. Why? Because my monitor broke and I saw a whole new world of pixelated madness.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle. It’s like a fever dream, but with creepers and lava pits.

Forget reality, join this server and enter a dimension where chaos reigns supreme and the laws of physics are just a suggestion.

Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

BodyBendMinecraftSMP

Abnormal, BIZARRE, Body, BodyBendMinecraftSMP, Contortion, eccentric, eXtraordinary, flexibility, odd, offbeat, outlandish, peculiar, peculiar talent, Physical, quirky, skill, strange, talent, Unique, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6757
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dimension Hops:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Star Shards Collected:	88	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	New Chunks Explored:	75648

Yo bros, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a party in your pants but for your brain! We got like, a million diamond blocks just waiting for you to mine them with your toes. And get this, our server has a secret underground lair where you can find a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and gives you superpowers.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a mini-game where you have to fight off a horde of evil chickens armed with nothing but a spoon. And if you win, you get a pet dragon that will follow you around and roast your enemies with its fiery breath.

So come on, join us and let’s get weird with our bodies together in this wacky Minecraft adventure!

PixelPioneerCraft

“2000s”, 90s, Childhood, Digital, electronics, Evolution, Gadgets, high-tech, History, innovation, Memories, Nostalgia, obsolete, old school, Outdated, past, PixelPioneerCraft, progress, Retro, Technology, vintage

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4544
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Remember when floppy disks were the bomb dot com? Well, just like those ancient relics, this Minecraft server is a blast from the past in all the best ways! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated nostalgia and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so cutting-edge that we have actual time-traveling llamas that can take you back to the Stone Age or forward to the year 3000. Want to ride a T-Rex through a futuristic city made entirely of cheese? Done. How about battling robot zombies in a medieval castle? Easy peasy.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be living out your wildest dreams in Minecraft? Join us now and prepare for a journey that will leave you questioning reality and laughing until your sides hurt. Floppy disks? Pfft, who needs ’em when you’ve got time-traveling llamas and cheese cities!

Minecraft server: ShiaCraft – No griefing Israel!

#Intention, anti-Israel, Ceasefire, Conflict, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, Griefing, international news, Iraqi militias, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military groups, Minecraft, Peace efforts, peace negotiations, Pro-Iranian, regional dynamics, regional stability, Report, security threats, Server, ShiaCraft, stop actions

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9423
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Chimeras Created:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

So, like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. We got like, pro-Iranian Iraqi militias running around, but don’t worry, they’re like, not gonna mess with Israel on this server, lmao. It’s like, a peace treaty or something, but in Minecraft.

Join us for some crazy adventures, like, building epic bases and fighting off mobs with our new buddies from Iraq. Who knew Minecraft could be so political, amirite? Plus, we have like, special events where you can win cool prizes, like, a diamond sword or a pet creeper.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and see where the pro-Iranian Iraqi militia takes us next. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

CraftyCrashBlameRus

air travel, Airlines, Aviation, aviation safety, azerbaijan, Blame, CraftyCrashBlameRus, crash, diplomatic relations, Disaster, international relations, investigation, investigation findings, Kremlin, plane crash, political implications, political tensions, russia, Tragedy, tragedy response, White House

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	168
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

HEY U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? IT’S LIT ASF, LIKE A BUNCH OF LLAMAS ON FIRE LIT. WE GOT DIAMONDS COMIN OUTTA OUR EARS AND CREEPERS THAT DO THE MACARENA.

ON DIS SERVER, WE GOT A STORY THAT RUSSIA CAUSED THE AZERBAIJAN AIRLINES CRASH. YEAH, THE WHITE HOUSE SAID IT. BUT DON’T WORRY, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE WHERE WE KEEP ALL THE EVIDENCE.

ALSO, DID I MENTION WE HAVE A PET ENDER DRAGON THAT CAN DO BACKFLIPS? YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT. SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE SOME MEMES TOGETHER. #BLAMEPUTIN #MINECRAFT4LIFE.

Laughing Bride Minecraft 1.21.2

1.21.2, advice, bride, Commitment, compatibility, DATING, Decision making, humor, humor in relationships, LAUGHING, Laughter, long term, love, Marriage, marriage advice, Minecraft, partner, Personality, POL, Qualities, relationships, sense of humor, Spouse, Women

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	100
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

OMG, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP!

Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like marrying a woman with a sense of humor on /pol/ – it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Imagine building a house with a bunch of crazy peeps who make you laugh so hard you’ll forget about all the crazy stuff happening in the world.

Join this server and you’ll never have a dull moment, just like marrying a funny woman on /pol/ – it’s gonna be a rollercoaster of laughs and memes!

Don’t miss out on all the fun, bro, join now and get ready for a wild ride!

CreeperConfessMC

adult content, ANONYMOUS, confession, Confidential, CreeperConfessMC, discretion, explicit, explicit details, fantasies, fetish, guilty pleasures, hidden desires, Intimacy, mature content, NSFW, Personal, Private, REVEALING, Secrets, taboo, Uncensored

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6097
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Magic Items Found:	3286
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, craziest, most NSFW Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us for a server where anything goes, from building giant phallic structures to engaging in scandalous roleplay with other players. Our community is full of hilarious and outrageous characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But that’s not all – we also have secret underground clubs where players can confess their most scandalous secrets anonymously. Want to admit your love for Steve in a Speedo skin? Go for it! Want to confess your obsession with collecting virtual diamonds? We won’t judge (too much).

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft experience to the next level and join a server that’s not afraid to push the boundaries, then come on down and join us. Just be prepared for the wild ride that awaits you!

TalibanCraft Minecraft Server

Afghan Taliban, air strikes, Armed Forces, border tensions, Conflict, extremism, Insurgency, international relations, kabul, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Pakistan, regional conflict, response, RETALIATION, security concerns, Server, South Asia, TalibanCraft, Terrorism, violence, War on Terror

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9878
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Potions Brewed:	155
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Dragons Tamed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! We got Afghan Taliban forces hitting up several points in Pakistan in response to air strikes, like what even is that?! It’s like a war zone up in here, but in Minecraft! Come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness. Plus, Kabul says it’s lit, so you know it’s gonna be a good time. Don’t miss out on all the action, join now!