TalentBoastin’ SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

JeansCraft: No Dress Code, Just Blocks!

blocks, Champion, Chess, Code, Competition, controversy, discipline, disqualified, dress, dress code, fashion, fide, grandmaster, Jeans, JeansCraft, magnus carlsen, norway, Outfit, Professionalism, rules, Sportsmanship, Tournament, World Blitz Championship, World Rapid Championship

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1861
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna laugh ur butt off? well, u gotta join this server, cuz it’s like the funniest place ever. we got pigs riding on chickens, creepers doing the macarena, and villagers breakdancing for emeralds. it’s a wild ride, my dude.

also, guess what? magnus carlsen got kicked out of our server for wearing jeans. can u believe it? apparently, our server has a strict dress code of only diamond armor and elytra. sorry, magnus, maybe next time.

but seriously, if u wanna have a blast and meet some crazy peeps, come join us. we promise u won’t regret it (unless u forget to bring ur sense of humor, then u might regret it a little).

Vanilla Multiplayer

bedrock, Beta, Builds, community-driven, Cross-Platform Support, device compatibility, Discord, Explore, gameplay enhancements, Grief Protection, java, Join, multiplayer, player-driven economy, Report, Shop Control, smp, Suggestions, Survival, Thrive, Vanilla, Website, World Resets

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4860
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Chimeras Created:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	330
Elemental Crystals Collected:	80	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5

Server Name	Vanilla Multiplayer
Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Goal	To provide a pure survival experience with added features to enhance gameplay
Features	Survival Gameplay Grief Protection Player-Driven Economy Cross-Platform Support
Java IP	vanillamultiplayer.com
Java Port	25565
Bedrock IP	bedrock.vanillamultiplayer.com
Bedrock Port	19132
Community Links	Website Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, we have Grief Protection in place to prevent players from griefing others’ builds.

Q: Can I run my own shop on the server?

A: Yes, we support a player-driven economy where you can run your own shop and control the economy.

Q: Is the server compatible with different devices?

A: Yes, we offer Cross-Platform Support, allowing players to join from any device.

Q: How can I report issues or provide feedback?

A: You can join our Discord community and share any game-breaking issues, suggestions, or feedback with us.

Q: Is the server still in development?

A: Yes, Vanilla Multiplayer is in heavy BETA, so please bear with us as we continue to improve and develop the server.

Holo FightZiverse 1.20.2

1.20.2, AI-adjacent vtubers, Chuuba Battle Tournament, Chuubas, CXW, Divegrass Archive, fan projects, Fighting Idol Championship, FightZiverse, Guerilla Chuuba Wrestling, HFZ META, Holo, HoloFC, HoloFighter, HoloFightZ, hololive, Hololive talents, Holostars, indies, Lord of the Board, MAG SMACKDOWN RAW, MythNight, Nijisanji, Turning FlaVRs into wrestlers, vtuber wrasslin, WrestleSanji, Wrestletuber, wrestling content

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7146
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Enchantments Applied:	153	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20

Yo, bros, check out this Minecraft server that’s like, totally based on vtuber wrasslin’ feds! Imagine your favorite vtubers duking it out in the squared circle, it’s gonna be lit AF!

Join now for the HoloFightZ fan project where Hololive meets wrestling, it’s gonna be a wild ride, bros. Plus, there’s gonna be official vtuber streams of wrestling content, like what even is reality anymore?

Don’t miss out on HFZ Dark, the DEFINITELY CANON story of Holo fans, Holostars, and graduated Hololive talents. It’s gonna be more epic than a creeper exploding in your face!

And if that’s not enough, there’s also Clash of Chuubas, where Anon navigates the world of indies and small corpo chuubas. It’s gonna be chaos, bros, chaos!

But wait, there’s more! World Daipan Classic is bringing Nijisanji to the squared circle, like what even is happening right now? And Extreme Chuuba Wrestling is settling scores in the ring with smaller chuubas, it’s gonna be a smackdown!

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride of AI-adjacent vtubers and fighting idols, join Squared Circuit now. It’s gonna be a kitchen sink project like no other, bros.

And let’s not forget about Fighting Idol Championship and Lord of the Board 3, where the stats are off the charts and the battles are gonna be legendary. It’s gonna be like Herobrine meets Ender Dragon, bros!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server now and witness the craziest, most outrageous vtuber wrasslin’ feds you’ve ever seen! It’s gonna be a ride you won’t forget, bros!

More Minecraft SMP Madness

brain teaser, challenge, Fun, Game, Guessing, guessing challenge, guessing fun, guessing game, guessing game challenge, guessing game fun, guessing puzzle, guessing riddle, let me guess, long tail tags, madness, Minecraft, need more, puzzle, Riddle, smp, tags, you need more?

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7096
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all your wacky Minecraft adventures!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house out of diamond blocks, and have epic dance parties with creepers. We’ve got a secret underground rollercoaster that only the bravest players can find, and rumor has it there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in a duel, you’ll be rewarded with a magical chicken sword that shoots eggs at your enemies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

Lonely Blocks Fear Praise

anxiety, blocks, fear, fear of criticism, fear of disapproval, fear of embarrassment, fear of failure, fear of inadequacy, fear of judgment, fear of positive evaluation, fear of rejection, fear of vulnerability, ISOLATION, Loneliness, lonely, mental health, praise, psychological well-being, research, self esteem, social anxiety, social psychology, study, turkey

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1213
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Crops Grown:	2116
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Divine Spears Created:	16
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	New Chunks Explored:	816256

Come join our epic Minecraft server where loneliness is a thing of the past! Why be lonely when you can be surrounded by a bunch of blocky buddies who will never judge you? Plus, did you know that fear of positive evaluation is totally cured by building a sick castle with your new virtual pals? Trust us, it’s science. So ditch the loneliness and fear and come join us for some epic adventures and non-stop fun!

Ravencraft

Adults, building, Community, Donor base, Exploration, Firespread, friendly mods, Grown-ass adults, hard difficulty, high-end hardware, LGBTQI+ friendly, Mature, multiplayer, nether tunnel, new map, Ravencraft, road network, Sleep plugin, smp, Survival, Vanilla, world border

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8982
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Meteorites Collected:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Divine Spears Created:	16
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Emeralds Found:	9938	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

Ravencraft Minecraft Server

Server Overview:

Server Address	mc.ravensburg.org
Rules	Server Rules
Gallery	Server Gallery

About us:

New map for version 1.21.4
Periodic world border expansions
Hard difficulty with community beds for sleeping
Sleep plugin for faster nights
Firespread is enabled
Expanding Overworld road network & Nether tunnel system
High-end dedicated hardware
BlueMap and Discord integration
LGBTQI+ friendly community
A community of grown-ass adults

We’re looking for players who:

Are 18 and over
Don’t use hacks or cheats
Are respectful of other players
Want to hang out and chat while playing Minecraft

If you fit the description, hop on and apply to join our greylist server!

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Simply connect to mc.ravensburg.org in your Minecraft client.
Are mods available on the server?	Yes, we have friendly mods who enforce rules and assist players.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is against the rules and will result in a ban.
Can I use mods like x-ray or baritone?	No, hacks or cheats are not allowed on the server.
Is the server LGBTQI+ friendly?	Yes, we welcome players of all backgrounds.

EcoCraft Skylands 1.20.3

1.20.3, C’mon janny, Chores, clean this up, cleaning service, Do it, Earn, EcoCraft, for free, Hey janny, hourly wage, house cleaning, Housekeeping, janitorial duties, Job, Maid, no pay, payment, RESPONSIBILITY, Skylands, task, tidying up, work, zero dollars

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	394
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Zombie Dances:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Astral Projections Made:	4

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta come check it out for some wild and wacky adventures!

We got jannies cleaning up the server for FREE, that’s right, zero dollars an hour! It’s like a virtual sweatshop but with blocks and creepers.

Join us for a chaotic time where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun. Who needs a paycheck when you can have the satisfaction of cleaning up pixel messes for the joy of the players?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into this madness and see if you can survive the insanity!

Jeets the wave of the future Minecraft SMP

Chaos, Compliant, Eugenics, Future, future technology, genetic engineering, genetic manipulation, imported, jeets, Jews, Minecraft, mulattos, niggers, Population, population control, pre-configured, racial hierarchy, Saar, slave race, smp, social engineering, societal control, WAVE, wave of the future

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	340
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Elemental Crystals Collected:	47
Dragons Tamed:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Zombie Dances:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the Jews have discovered the ultimate slave race – the jeets! Forget about spending hours creating mulattos or dealing with chaotic niggers, the jeets are the perfect solution. They come pre-configured and fully compliant, making them the ideal workforce for all your Minecraft needs.

Join our server and witness the epic tale of how the Jews harnessed the power of the jeets to build a thriving civilization. From mining diamonds to building elaborate structures, the jeets will be there every step of the way, ready to serve their masters with unwavering loyalty.

But beware, not everyone is happy about the rise of the jeets. Rumor has it that a group of rebellious niggers are plotting to overthrow the Jews and take back control of the server. Will you join forces with the jeets to defend your territory, or will you betray them and join the niggers in their quest for freedom?

With epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a community like no other, our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for a truly unforgettable gaming experience. Join now and become part of the craziest adventure in Minecraft history!

AwkwardCraft: Minecraft Moments

awkward bedroom moments, awkward encounters, awkward experiences, awkward moments, awkward sex, awkward sex encounters, awkward sex stories, awkward situations, AwkwardCraft, cringeworthy sex, embarrassing bedroom stories, embarrassing moments, embarrassing sex moments, embarrassing sex stories, funny sex experiences, funny sex mishaps, funny sex stories, funny stories, Minecraft, MOMENTS, sex fails, sex mishaps, uncomfortable sex

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9988
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Magic Items Found:	2800
Ores Mined:	6580	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Crops Grown:	3198	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a dirt house? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action happens! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous villagers, and a secret underground love den where players can get frisky in pixelated passion!

Forget about awkward moments during sex, on our server, the only awkward thing you’ll experience is trying to explain to your friends why you can’t stop playing! So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together…just make sure to bring your diamond armor for protection!

XiCraft: RevengeStopper!

China, Community safety, Crime control, crime crackdown, Crime Prevention, criminal behavior, criminal justice, government policy, justice system, law enforcement, mass killings, political leadership, Public Safety, Public security, revenge on society crimes, RevengeStopper, social harmony, social order, societal issues, Violence prevention, Xi Jinping, XiCraft

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8599
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Crops Grown:	4421
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	11

come join dis epic minecraft server where we stop mass killings like xi in china! we all about spreading love and blocky fun, not revenge on society crimes! u can build ur own empire and rule like a boss, or team up with other players to take down evil mobs and save the day. plus, we have a secret underground disco party where u can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. so come on, join us and let’s make minecraft great again!

Slayerz SMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla, Vanilla survival Economy server Donutsmp New players Events 24/7 Bedrock Auction house Shop AFK zone PVP zone Crates Not P2W Economy Vanilla Events Auction house Shop AFK PVP

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7485
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

the slayerzsmp is a unique economy server that is a perfect mix between vanilla survival and an economy server like donutsmp! we welcome new players to the server every day and host events daily!

SlayerzSmp.net

WHO WILL ENTER THE DS TO THE OP Minecraft server

adventurous, Anarchy, Aternos, Clans, classic, Community, creativity, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Events, Exploration, free, Free Admin, Free Donations, Grief, Hardcore, Limitless, long term, Minecraft, No Donations, No Mini-Games, No Private, No Registration, No Rules, No Wipes, non-resetting, online gaming, open world, Pirate, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Russian, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Unique, Unlimited, Vanilla, Weddings, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9086
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Chimeras Created:	2

A Minecraft server based on the idea that players can do almost anything. The world never resets, PVP, no rules of any kind. You cannot be banned for any reason.At the same time, imagine that over the many years of its existence there has never been a wipe on the server.

162.19.20.148:2009

Total Vanilla Anarchy 1.21

admins, Anarchy, Bans, Chaos, Chat spam, Community, Discord, Duping, Exploration, Gaming, HACKING, hard difficulty, Minecraft, mutes, Plugins, Resets, server ip, shortcuts, Survival, Teleport, TOTAL, Vanilla, Wasteland, world, world border

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	323
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Void Gems Collected:	19
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Welcome to Total Vanilla Anarchy – A Dedicated Community of Anarchy Enthusiasts!
We have been online since December 2024 with a strong discord community and 10-30 active players. No hacking/duping allowed.
Server IP: totalvanilla.net

Anarchy at Its Finest with a Dedicated Community:
• Build empires and survive the chaos.
• Only bans for hacking – only mutes for chat spam.

Forge Your Path in a Pure Vanilla World:
• Experience the true essence of Minecraft with no vanilla altering plugins or meddling admins.
• Reach your potential in this survival wasteland with no resets ever.

World Exploration Extravaganza:
• Explore a 500k x 500k block-wide world border.
• Respawn within 500 blocks of 0 0, allowing you to redefine your survival journey.

No Teleports, No Shortcuts: Authentic Vanilla Anarchy
• Hard Difficulty, No Compromises: Test your survival skills in the toughest conditions.
• Uncover the mysteries below spawn – good luck!

Shape the Future with Direct Input: Join our Discord and engage with the community.
• Server owner, StinkyEnderwear, is available for technical queries.
• Launched in December 2024, always synced with the latest version (1.21.3).
• Powered by robust hardware in Montreal for a lag-free experience.

Support the Chaos:
Vote or donate to color your name in chat and stand out in the vibrant community.

Server IP: totalvanilla.net

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I hack or use duplication glitches on the server?

No, hacking and duping are strictly prohibited on the Total Vanilla Anarchy server. Violators will be banned.

2. Are there any restrictions on building or gameplay?

There are no restrictions on building or gameplay on the server. You are free to build, survive, and explore as you wish.

3. How can I join the server’s Discord community?

You can join the server’s Discord community by clicking on the Discord link provided on the server or by visiting the Discord website and searching for Total Vanilla Anarchy.

4. Is the server regularly updated to the latest Minecraft version?

Yes, the server is always synced with the latest Minecraft version to provide players with the best experience possible.

5. How can I support the server?

You can support the server by voting or donating to help cover server costs and improve the player experience. Donators can also get their name colored in chat.

Indian Hate Organic 1.20.1

1.20.1, activism, Awareness, culture, discrimination, Diversity, employment, empowerment, equality, Excellence, hate, Indian, indian hate, Job, Minority, opportunity, organic, prejudice, racism, sniveling, Social Issues, society, Stereotypes, Victim

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2456
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6876	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

Yo, bro, if you wanna join our Minecraft server, you gotta stop hatin’ on Indians, man. They’re killin’ it out there with their tech skills and we should be applaudin’ them, not hatin’. Plus, if you join our server, you’ll be surrounded by Indian excellence and maybe you’ll learn a thing or two about how to be a boss in Minecraft. So stop snivelin’ and start playin’, bro!

Minecraft SMP – /funkg/ – Friday Night Funkin’ General

AMA, Cassette Goon, crossover, fan-made creations, FRIDAY, friday night funkin, funkg, Funkin, Funkin Crew, general, link compilation, madness, Minecraft, mod wiki, modding community, modding help, night, Ninjamuffin, OP Template, Pa, Phantom Arcade, Pico, playable Pico update, Resources, smp, Spooky Month, Stream summaries, TANKMEN, thread theme

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6340
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Meteorites Collected:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Love Letters Sent:	12
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds, emeralds, and Netherite! But be careful, there’s a creeper guarding it named Cassette Goon who will challenge you to a dance-off before you can claim your loot.

2. Our server is filled with characters from Friday Night Funkin’, including Tankmen, Pico, Madness, and even Spooky Month! You never know who you’ll run into while exploring the world.

3. Every Friday night, we host a massive dance party where players must battle it out in rhythm games to win rare items and bragging rights. It’s like a rave, but with pickaxes and swords instead of glow sticks.

4. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while singing “Senpai” from Friday Night Funkin’, you’ll unlock a secret dimension filled with endless riches and memes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for the craziest adventure of your blocky life!

Players:	97/800	Votes:	8513
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6275
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3