2024 GroundhogCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3961
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server where time travel is not just a possibility, it’s a daily occurrence! Imagine waking up on New Year’s Day only to realize you’re stuck in a time loop where it’s forever 2024. But don’t worry, because on our server, this means endless opportunities for mischief and mayhem!

Join us as we navigate this wacky world where you can use your knowledge of the future to your advantage. Bet on sports games, predict the stock market, or simply prank your friends with information from the future. The possibilities are endless!

But beware, as the longer you stay in 2024, the more unpredictable things become. Who knows what kind of chaos awaits you as you try to break free from this time loop? So come on, join our server and let’s make 2024 the craziest year ever!

VortexCraft 1.21.1

1.21.1, addiction, Digital Detox, gaming addiction, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming disorder, gaming habits, gaming support, genshin impact, healthy lifestyle, mental health, online addiction, online gaming, quitting genshin, quitting habits, self help, video game addiction, video game support, video game tips, video games, VortexCraft

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5921
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	276	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Yo, bro, forget about Genshin Impact, that game is for normies. Join our Minecraft server instead, where the real gamers hang out.

We got pigs that can fly, cows that can do the moonwalk, and chickens that lay diamond eggs.

Our community is full of epic gamers who will help you build the dankest memes and the sickest castles.

Plus, our server is so lit that even PewDiePie wants to join, but we told him he’s not cool enough.

So, leave Genshin behind and come join us for some epic Minecraft madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Obsessing Over Moot Minecraft SMP – Killing Myself

acceptance, coping mechanisms, depression, emotional distress, Emotional healing, killing, letting go, mental health, Minecraft, moot, moving on, Obsessing, seeking help, self harm, self worth, self-care, self-destructive behavior, smp, suicidal ideation, suicidal thoughts, Therapy, toxic relationships, unhealthy fixation, unrequited love

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8769
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Are you tired of spending all your time obsessing over moot and feeling down because he will never be yours? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and let the power of building and crafting distract you from your moot-induced woes.

Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and crazy adventures that will make you forget all about moot. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll have a chance to win a date with a virtual moot look-alike NPC! Who needs the real moot when you can have a pixelated version, am I right?

So come on, stop moping around and join our Minecraft SMP today. Who knows, you might just find that virtual moot is even better than the real thing!

FutureSelfHappy – Minecraft SMP

FutureSelfHappy, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2864
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5298	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Mines Excavated:	2911	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	35

OMG GUYS, you need to join this Minecraft SMP, like right now! It’s like, the most epic server ever, like seriously. We have flying pigs that shoot rainbow lasers, and talking sheep that give you advice on life.

And get this, there’s a secret underground base where all the villagers throw crazy parties every night. I once saw a creeper doing the cha-cha slide, it was wild.

But the best part is, if you join our SMP, you’ll get a magical diamond sword that never breaks and shoots fireballs. It’s like, the ultimate weapon of destruction.

So come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness 🤪🔥🐷

BlockBusters: MineCraft Mayhem

Abolish, blockbusters, career, controversial, debate, Eliminate, employment, erase, get rid of, Job, Labor, MAYHEM, Minecraft, obsolete, occupation, Outdated, Profession, society, Unnecessary, unwanted, Vote, why, work

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7717
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Are you tired of dealing with pesky villagers and their never-ending demands for emeralds? Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to those annoying NPCs once and for all! Our server is a utopia where villagers are banned and players reign supreme. No more trading for useless items or protecting villages from zombie attacks – it’s all about building, mining, and having a blast with your fellow gamers.

But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama revolution? The choice is yours!

So if you’re ready to ditch the boring old occupations of trading and protecting villagers, come join our server and embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Who needs society when you have llamas and endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft?

Emperor Palpatine’s Better Management Skills

character analysis, comparison, Conflict Resolution, dark side, Decision making, emperor, Emperor Palpatine, fictional characters, fictional managers, fictional universe, jedi, leadership, leadership styles, light side, Management, Manager, Mentorship, obi wan kenobi, Palpatines, power dynamics, Sith, Skills, Star Wars, strategic planning

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2606
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Divine Spears Created:	11	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where emperor palpatine is the boss. he’s, like, way better at managing things than obi-wan kenobi. like, obi-wan is cool and all, but palpatine just knows how to run things, ya know?

join this server if you want to be part of palpatine’s empire. he’s got all the power and resources you need to dominate the minecraft world. plus, he’s got lightning powers, so that’s pretty cool.

obi-wan might be all about the jedi code and stuff, but palpatine is all about getting things done. he’ll lead you to victory and make sure you have a great time on the server.

come join us and experience the dark side of minecraft. we have cookies. and force lightning. what more could you ask for?

Pixel Pervs R Us

accessibility, Attention, Behavior, distracted tendencies, distraction, ENGAGEMENT, findings, habits, impulsive behavior, impulsivity, INDIVIDUALS, internet, MAINTAIN, Medium, novelty appeal, online pornography, Pervs, PIXEL, Psychology, research, Struggle, study

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8143
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Towns Built:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13

HEY U! YEAH U! R U STRUGGLIN TO KEEP FOCUS? DO U GET DISTRACTED EASILY? THEN U NEED TO JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER! WE GOT BLOCKS AND CREEPERS AND STUFF THAT WILL KEEP U SO ENGAGED U WON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT PORN!

OUR SERVER IS LIKE A MAGICAL PLACE WHERE U CAN BUILD WHATEVER U WANT AND EXPLORE ENDLESS WORLDS! PLUS, IF U JOIN NOW, U GET A FREE PET LLAMA THAT WILL FOLLOW U AROUND AND SPIT AT ANYONE WHO TRIES TO DISTRACT U!

SO COME ON, JOIN US AND SAY BYE-BYE TO PORN AND HELLO TO BLOCKY ADVENTURES!

Doritos Craft

Active players, Adventure, building, Community, Competition, Crafting, Creative, Doritos Craft, Economy, Exploration, Faction, faction server, Factions, Fun, Gaming, Hardcore, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvP, Raiding, role playing, Server, Strong Economy, Survival

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5149
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	133	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Doritos Craft Official Faction Server! Join our server and make your faction great! Strong economy, and active daily player list!

doritoscraft.apexmc.co

CHEOWORLD WINTER UPDATE Minecraft server

Auto-mine, Cases, CHEOWORLD, Griefer survival, Jobs, Mechanics, Minecraft, Server, Shop, Starter Kit, Unique, winter update

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5907
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Welcome to CHEOWORLD! This is a griefer survival server that won’t let you get bored! The server contains interesting mechanics that are not found on any server except CHEOWORLD!

cheoworld.mclan.ru

Invictus

Bedrock compatibility, Brewery & Alcohol, Chairs & Sitting, Community Events, Custom Plugin Pack, Dedicated host, hard difficulty, Invictus, Lockable Chests, Player Shops, Server Lore Channel, Shooting Stars, smp, vanilla tweaks, Viewable Web Map

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2468
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Dragons Tamed:	3	Zombie Dances:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Invictus SMP Server Overview

Server IP	invictus.r2f.co
Bedrock Port	25591
Our Discord	https://discord.com/invite/aCwtT7qWzh

Invictus was founded in 2020, to create a small and relaxed community. It now consists of 200+ discord members and an active player base. The world resets every 6-8 months and is updated to the latest version. Our server is public and we welcome anyone and everyone! 👋 We’re currently on our 9th season and have a large returning player base. Please note that you must join our Discord before playing online.

Features:

🧟‍♂️ Hard Difficulty
🛰️ Bedrock Compatibility
🔥 Custom Plugin Pack
✅ Dedicated Host (99.99% uptime)
🗺️ Viewable Web Map
🔧 Vanilla Tweaks
👥 Community Events
🧙‍♂️ Server Lore Channel
🏬 Player Shops
🔐 Lockable Chests
⭐️ Shooting Stars
🪑 Chairs & Sitting
➕ Much more!

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server by using the server IP invictus.r2f.co and the Bedrock port 25591.

Q: Is the server only for a specific platform?

A: No, our server is Bedrock compatible, so players from different platforms can join.

Q: Are there any in-game events?

A: Yes, we have community events and other activities for players to participate in.

Cosmic Musk Quest 1.20.2

1.20.2, 6th generation stealth fighters, China, Chinese engineers, Copium, Cosmic, Downfall, Espionage, F-22, High IQ, human Resources, ignorance, Musk, NIGGADS, niggers, non-Whites, pajeets, Quest, subhumans, tech development, WHITE POWER, yf-23

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9876
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Magic Items Found:	3821
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20

Yo, have you heard about this epic Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make you question reality? Forget about China flying stealth fighters, join our server because we have NIGGADS – the cancelled American fighter that’s now redesigned for ultimate gaming experience. We may not have high IQ people left, but we sure have the craziest players who will blow your mind with their skills. Plus, we don’t support Pajeets, but we do support Musk’s theory that the US has bottom barrel human resources. So, if you’re ready to join a server where ignorance and white-power copium reign supreme, then this is the place for you. Don’t miss out on the madness and mayhem – join now!

/Gay Muscle Gut Minecraft SMP/

Bara, Bear Community, body positivity, Bodybuilding, CHUBBY, Chubby chaser, fat, FITNESS, Gay, Gaymers, gchub, Gut, LGBTQ, masculine, Men, Minecraft, Muscle, muscle bear, Muscle worship, musclegut, smp, Strongfat, weightlifting

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	432
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Are you a strongfat man who doesn’t quite fit in on other Minecraft SMPs like /bara/ or /gchub/? Well, look no further because /gmg/ is the place for you! We cater to all the gay muscleguts out there, no matter what level of fat or muscle you’re rocking.

Join us for epic battles where your strength and size will be put to the test. Take on other players in PvP matches that will leave you sweating and laughing at the same time. Show off your impressive builds that will make other players green with envy.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where only the biggest and burliest players are allowed. Rumor has it that there are hidden treasures and rare items waiting to be discovered by those brave enough to venture into the depths.

So why wait? Join /gmg/ today and unleash your inner gay musclegut in the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience.

PatiencePaysOff in Minecraft SMP

achievement, Commitment, Dedication, delayed gratification, delayed results, determination, discipline, Endurance, fulfillment, hard work, Long-term goals, Minecraft, patience, PatiencePaysOff, perseverance, persistence, Rewards, satisfaction, self-control, smp, success, time investment, worth waiting for

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7992
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	799	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! If you wanna join this lit Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready for some next level shenanigans. We got diamond giveaways every hour, a secret underground disco party, and a pet chicken that can do the moonwalk.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who can tame dragons with just a wink. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a dimension made entirely of cheese. Yeah, you heard me right, CHEESE.

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane builds, and maybe even a dance-off with a creeper, then join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

ScareCraft: Fav Movie?

chilling, Cinema, classic, Cult, FAV, Favorite, fear, film, Gore, Halloween, Horror, iconic, jump scares, Movie, Psychological, ScareCraft, scary movie, scream, slasher, spooky, Supernatural, Suspense, Thriller

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7724
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are scarier than a baby zombie in a dark cave? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate horror movie experience! Join us if you dare for a spine-chilling adventure filled with haunted mansions, creepy forests, and jump scares around every corner. But be warned, you might just end up screaming like a noob who just got blown up by a creeper! So grab your popcorn, turn off the lights, and get ready for a Minecraft server experience that will have you saying “I should have just watched a scary movie instead!”

CraftyPutin’sWar Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict Resolution, CraftyPutinsWar, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military goals, military intervention, Minecraft, nato, Négotiation, peace plan, putin, rejection, russia, russia ukraine war, Server, territorial disputes, trump, Ukraine, US President-elect, world news

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5006
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	2670	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

join our epic minecraft server where we reject all boring peace plans and go straight for the military goals! like putin, we do not back down and will stop at nothing to achieve victory in the ultimate minecraft battle. forget about delaying memberships or negotiations, we are all about the action and chaos. come join us and be part of the most intense war in minecraft history! who needs peace when you can have explosions and epic battles? join now and show your skills in the craziest minecraft server out there!

BlockyBootCamp

activism, Awareness, BlockyBootCamp, Community, international relations, Justice, military bases, movement, okinawa, Peace, personnel, protest, Rally, Safety, sexual assaults, Social Issues, solidarity, Support, us military, Victims, violence

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1442
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

join this epic minecraft server where the only thing getting assaulted is your funny bone! with over 2,500 players, you’ll never be alone in this wild world of blocky adventures.

imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of angry chickens attack you for no reason. or maybe you stumble upon a village of villagers who only speak in puns. the possibilities are endless!

plus, our community is as tight-knit as a creeper’s grip on a player’s backside. we have regular events like build battles, spleef tournaments, and even a weekly dance party at the nether portal.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the chaos for yourself. who knows, you might even make friends with a talking pig named bob.