NotTodayFamilyMinecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

The Royal Minecraft SMP Queens

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4031
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Towns Built:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Crops Grown:	8528
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	19

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most fabulous Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is ruled by the queens of /v/ who are the most worshipped video game females on rule34.xxx. You may try to argue with their reign, but be prepared to kneel before their majestic presence.

Join our server for the chance to witness epic battles between players dressed as their favorite rule34 characters. From Mario in a bikini to Sonic with a six-pack, anything goes in our crazy world.

But beware, if you dare to challenge the queens of /v/, you may find yourself in a pixelated duel to the death. Only the bravest and most skilled players can survive in this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP server.

So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bow down to the queens of /v/ or face the consequences!

CraftyAddict SMP

beneficial addiction, beneficial habits, constructive addiction, constructive habits, CraftyAddict, goal-setting, good addiction, healthy addiction, healthy habits, mental health, motivation, personal growth, positive addiction, positive habits, Positive Psychology, productive addiction, productive habits, self improvement, self-care, self-discipline, smp, wellness

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2992
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Mines Excavated:	4665

Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow Minecraft addicts! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with their rules and regulations? Well, have I got the server for you! This server is like crack for Minecraft players – once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, I was mining for diamonds and I accidentally dug into a secret underground rave party full of creepers and skeletons getting down to some sick beats. It was lit, bro. And that’s just a taste of the crazy adventures you’ll have on this server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise. They have advanced technology and will help you conquer the world – as long as you bring them plenty of hay, of course.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft community out there. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!

NoSelfieNoCringeCraft

awkward, camera shy, Confidence, cringey, Insecurity, mental health, NoSelfieNoCringeCraft, personal growth, photography, self esteem, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-conscious, Self-expression, self-image, self-perception, selfie, social media, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3568
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	301	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Are you tired of feeling like a potato in your selfies? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, your character will always look like a majestic unicorn princess ready to slay some creepers! Join us and never feel cringey about your virtual appearance again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of selfie-obsessed Endermen who will make sure you always look fabulous in every screenshot. So come on over and snap some epic pics with us! 🦄📸 #SelfieGoals #MinecraftGlam

KoreanCraft: Impeached in 2 Weeks!

Asia, constitutional crisis, Corruption, Democracy, former leader, Government, impeached, impeachment process, interim president, Korean Peninsula, KoreanCraft, leadership crisis, opposition party, OUSTED, political instability, political turmoil, Politics, public outcry, ruling party, scandal, South Korean, weeks

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3949
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	295	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Holy Grails Found:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

so like, this server is so lit, it’s like the South Korean government but in Minecraft form. imagine being impeached just 2 weeks after taking over, that’s some crazy drama right there. come join our server and experience the thrill of being impeached in record time. who needs political stability when you can have chaos and fun in Minecraft? join now and see if you can last longer than the interim president did. it’s gonna be a wild ride, fam.

DNP Madness: Muscle Mania

2.., 4-DNP, anabolic steroids, body image, Bodybuilder, bodybuilding culture, chemical consumption, chronic use, dangerous chemicals, death, DNP, FITNESS, health risks, madness, Mania, mental health, multi-organ failure, Muscle, muscle dysmorphia, muscle growth, Obsession, physical appearance, psychiatric condition, steroid abuse, substance abuse

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1355
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Come join our Minecraft server where you can lift virtual blocks and build your dream muscles like that bodybuilder dude who took too many chemicals and went kaput! We promise our server will make you look so jacked, you’ll be mistaken for a walking Minecraft character in real life! Plus, we have special anabolic steroids power-ups hidden in the game that will give you super strength and make you the envy of all your pixelated friends. Just be careful not to overdose like that unfortunate bodybuilder, we want you to keep playing on our server for a loooong time! So come on, join us and let’s get swole together in the world of Minecraft!

Dungeon SMP

Adventure, Classes, Cross-Play, dsmp, Endless, expanding dungeon, Exploration, Fallen Gods, FANTASY, Grinding, Hidden Secrets, Lore, mmo, multiplayer, Parkour, Raiding, Roleplay, rooms, RPG, serpent, Server, Survival, Undead, Unique, Vanilla

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2032
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Towns Built:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Dungeon SMP – The Endless Dungeon

Are you looking for a unique SMP that has never been seen before?

The Dungeon SMP is a MMO/RPG/SMP based in an endless expanding dungeon with different rooms and hidden secrets. There are many different classes- you can be anything from a Serpent to an Undead. Don’t forget the lore of the Fallen Gods… As long as you’ve been grinding you can become stong. Join DSMP today!

51.222.166.68:25623

Frosty Adventure 1.20.3

1.20.3, AAA titles, Adventure, Deals, digital distribution., DISCOUNTS, frosty, game bundles, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming discounts, Gaming Platform, holiday, indie games, limited time, PC Gaming, post, sales event, savings, Steam, video games, winter sale, Wishlist

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5956
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Love Letters Sent:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Hey bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a winter sale but for your brain! Imagine walking through a virtual wonderland filled with pixelated adventures and endless possibilities. It’s like getting a discount on reality, but without the pesky limitations of physics and logic. Trust me, once you start building your dream world, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy server and let your imagination run wild!

Same Shit Minecraft SMP Chose Before The Election

Backlash, Big booty Latinas, Choices, chose, CONGRATS, controversial statements, criticism, demographics, Diversity, election, ignore, immigration, jeets, Minecraft, political rhetoric, Politics, public opinion, representation, Same Shit, Shit, smp, social media, Stereotypes, Voting

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4726
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	340	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Buildings Constructed:	11
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Secret Passages Found:	8	Zombie Dances:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is filled with big booty latinas and jeets running amok, causing all sorts of shenanigans. Forget about building epic structures or mining for diamonds, here you’ll be too busy trying to wrangle in our wild inhabitants.

Join us if you’re up for a challenge like no other. Can you survive the chaos and come out on top? Or will you be overrun by twerking latinas and mischievous jeets? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some outrageous adventures on our server!

KoreanCraft: Captured in Ukraine

breaking news, Capture, captured, captured soldier, Conflict, Diplomacy, global news, injured, injured soldier, international relations, KoreanCraft, Military, News, north korea news, north korean, political tension, seoul, Soldier, Ukraine, ukraine news, world news

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	211
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	2139
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	177
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

so, like, u know that one time when ukraine was just minding its own business and then BAM, they captured a north korean soldier who was, like, injured and stuff? well, on this EPIC minecraft server, u can relive that moment over and over again! join us and be part of the action as we reenact this crazy event in pixelated form! ukraine vs north korea, who will win? come find out on our server! plus, we have, like, flying pigs and talking cows and stuff. it’s totally wild, dude. so what r u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

2die4

2b2t, 2die4, Age-Appropriate Content, Alternative, Anarchy, best players, challenge, Dangerous, Friendly, Friends, Game, No Rules, PvP, respectful conversations, ruined spawn, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5948
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

2die4 is an alternative to 2b2t! Anarchy Play alone or with friends on 2die4 and try to escape the dangerous and ruined spawn! But be warned, it won’t be an easy task. 🙂 This is an Anarchy server, means it has no rules. Exept for 1: Friendly and respectful conversations (Age-appropirate content chat Include) 2die4 offers even the best players a great challenge, and is definitely a good choice if you tend to be too good for the game. 🙂

2die4.minecraft-pvp.com

Echo-Isles

addresslink, advancedfeatures, brandnewplayers, customgenerated, Customworlds, dontationperks, EchoIsles, KitPvP, Lootcrates, Nonpaytowin, paytowindonations, publickitpvp, pvpencouraged, qualityoflifeplugins, Resourceworld, Semi Vanilla, ServerCommunity, serverfeatures, Smpserver, StrongCommunity, teleporation, welcomingserver

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9905
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Echo-Isles Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Echo-Isles
Server Type	SMP Gameplay
Features	– Setting homes – Teleporting – Economy – MCMMO – Quality of life plugins
Pay to Win	No, but donations offer advanced quality of life features
PvP Features	Custom-generated resource world with loot crates, Kit PvP

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: When was the server started?

A: The server started on 10/31/2024.

Q: What is the server address?

A: Echo-Isles.com

Q: Are there PvP features on the server?

A: Yes, the server supports PvP features such as a custom-generated resource world with loot crates and Kit PvP.

Q: Is the server pay to win?

A: No, the server is not pay to win. Donations offer advanced quality of life features but do not give players an unfair advantage.

Q: Is there a community on the server?

A: Yes, the server has a welcoming and strong community that is always willing to engage with new players.

Q: What plugins are used on the server?

A: Plugins include setting homes, teleporting, an economy, MCMMO, and quality of life plugins.

Dreamscape Realm 1.20

baby, close your eyes, dreamscape, emotional release, go where love is, growth, healing, inner peace, leaving it behind, letting go, love, mindfulness, moving on, new beginnings, Realm, Self Discovery, self love, self-care, starting over, Surrender, transformation, Trust, trustfall

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6016
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Emeralds Found:	6737	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Magic Items Found:	2214	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Alien Abductions:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like entering a whole new dimension of craziness and fun!

Imagine a world where love is on our side, where you can trust fall and not worry about falling flat on your face. It’s like a virtual paradise where you can escape from all the BS of the real world.

So, close your eyes, leave it all behind, and come join us on this epic adventure! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re a total buzzkill who hates fun and happiness. So, what are you waiting for? Let’s do this!

Heaven Burns Red General Minecraft SMP

Air, angel beats!, burns, charlotte, clannad, comedy, database, Download, Events, general, harem, HBR, Heaven, Heaven Burns Red, Jrpg, jun maeda, Little Busters, Minecraft, mobile, PC, red, smp, Tier List, trailers, twitter, YuRi

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1283
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Ores Mined:	5393	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dimension Hops:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Votes:	5108
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us in a world created by the twisted mind of Jun Maeda, the genius behind Angel Beats!, Clannad, AIR, Little Busters! and Charlotte.

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a yuri-themed village where players can build their own harem of Minecraft waifus. And if that’s not enough, we have random comedy events that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

But wait, there’s more! Our tier list database will help you strategize your way to the top, and our trailers are so epic they’ll make you want to jump right into the game. Plus, our New Year events are coming up, so get ready for some insane surprises!

So what are you waiting for? Download the game now and join us in this wild adventure. Just remember, newfriends, don’t read the spoilers or you might end up in a Minecraft soap opera. See you in the game, fellow gamers! #MinecraftMadness #HaremVillage #YuriYAYAYA

FlirtCraft: Creeper Pickup Lines

awkward, BIZARRE, bizarre flirting, creeper, cringeworthy, DATING, FlirtCraft, FLIRTING, funny, funny flirting, humor, lines, odd, pickup, pickup lines, quirky, Redditers, relationships, romance, Social Interaction, strange, strange flirting, weird, weird flirting.

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	484
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Star Shards Collected:	252	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Farms Harvested:	608

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want some hilarious flirting adventures! Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a player dressed as a giant chicken starts throwing heart emojis at you and serenading you with love songs in the chat. Or how about the time someone tried to impress you by building a pixel art portrait of your Minecraft character using only dirt blocks? Join us for a wild ride of wacky flirtations and unforgettable moments! Who needs diamonds when you can have a virtual Romeo or Juliet professing their love for you in the most absurd ways possible?

BalticBlockBusters

2022, ALERT, Baltic Sea, BalticBlockBusters, Cable damage, EU, Europe, gas pipelines, Geopolitical, incidents, international relations, investigation, Region, russia, sabotage, sanctions, SECURITY, shadow fleet, Tension, undersea cables

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4092
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we got crazier stuff happening than russia’s ‘shadow fleet’ causing chaos in the baltic sea. we got undersea cables getting damaged, gas pipelines exploding, it’s a whole mess but in a fun way.

if you wanna experience the thrill of sabotage and destruction, then this is the server for you. we got players sneaking around, causing mayhem, and keeping everyone on their toes. who needs boring old regular minecraft when you can join us and be part of the chaos?

so what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the action. just watch out for those sneaky russian spies trying to mess things up even more. it’s gonna be a wild ride, but hey, that’s what makes it fun, right?

Players:	108/100	Votes:	1148
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Buildings Constructed:	30	Dragon Eggs Found:	7424
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Dimension Hops:	15
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2