LashCraft: Liquid Expulsion Fun

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3057
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Buildings Constructed:	42	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Magic Items Found:	7408

New Minecraft Servers

Join our epic Minecraft server, where eyelashes are not just for looking fabulous, they are for EXPLODING LIQUID! That’s right, our eyelashes are equipped with hydrophobic fibers that shoot out liquid like a water gun. Imagine the chaos and hilarity of battling other players while your eyelashes are squirting water everywhere. It’s like a wet and wild party in every battle!

But wait, there’s more! Our eyelashes also have micro-ratchets and a crazy curve that makes them shoot liquid in the most epic and unpredictable ways. You’ll never know where the water is coming from next, adding a whole new level of strategy to the game. Will you dodge the liquid or embrace the wetness and use it to your advantage?

So come join our server and experience the madness of liquid-expelling eyelashes in Minecraft like never before. It’s a game-changer that will have you laughing, crying, and wondering why you ever played on a boring old server without exploding eyelashes. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

Sacred Sands Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, acceptance, Community, compatibility, cultural exchange, DATING, Diversity, Indian, intercultural, Israeli, Jewish, long-term relationships, love, Marriage, MATCHMAKING.., multicultural, online dating, Partnership, Realm, relationships, Religion, Sacred, sands, tradition

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	566
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have a server for you! Picture this: a land where Jews and Indians come together in perfect harmony, just like peanut butter and jelly!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community that will make you feel like you’re part of one big, dysfunctional family.

Who needs diamonds when you can have friendships that last a lifetime? So come on down to our server and let’s make some memories that will leave you questioning your sanity. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Oni Mai’s Trans Minecraft SMP Fiction

comedy, Fiction, Japan, lmao, lol, MAIS, Minecraft, nichijou-kei, oni, smp, Trans, Transgender, transsexual fiction, TSF

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5476
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Dragon Eggs Found:	9857
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Gods Slained:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned into a transsexual anime character! It was wild, hilarious, and totally unexpected. So if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen, where comedy and chaos reign supreme, then this is the place for you. Join us and embrace the madness of Onimai’s genre, where tsf stands for “totally silly fun”!

PixelatedNightmares

Alarming, bloodcurdling, bone-chilling, chilling, creepy, Disturbing, eerie, Grotesque, Gruesome, hair-raising, HORRIFYING, Macabre, perturbing, petrifying, PixelatedNightmares, Shocking.., spine-chilling, Terrifying, unnerving, unsettling

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8147
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	122	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Crops Grown:	3207	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Have you ever seen a creeper riding a pig while wearing a tutu and singing show tunes? No? Well, you clearly haven’t been on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy antics, hilarious shenanigans, and epic adventures. Who knows what bizarre sights you’ll witness next? Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the wackiest Minecraft community around!

ShadowCraft: Tanker Trouble

Baltic Sea, Conflict, detainment, Economy, ENERGY, Europe, finland, funding, international relations, investigation, Maritime, oil tanker, Politics, russia, sanctions, sanctions evasion, SECURITY, shadow fleet, ShadowCraft, Tanker, Trouble, Ukraine, War

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7646
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35
Gods Slained:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have oil tankers and shadow fleets just like in finland!!! u can help fund wars in ukraine while building epic structures and battling other players. who needs peace when u can have chaos and destruction in minecraft amirite?? join now and be part of the madness!!!

Elderly Gamers Unite!

aging, aging process, cancer development, cancer diagnosis, cancer mortality, Cancer prevention, cancer research, cancer risk factors, cancer survival, cancer treatment, cellular aging, Elderly, Gamers, genetic mutations, geriatrics, immune system, lifestyle factors, Longevity, older adults, oncology, risk of cancer, unite

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9049
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the risk of cancer fades as we get older (80+), like whaaat?? we got some magical potions and enchanted armor that will make you feel like a freakin’ superhero, bro.

we got this crazy story that our server is actually built on a secret underground lab where scientists discovered the cure for cancer, but instead of keeping it for themselves, they decided to share it with all the players on our server. now everyone who plays here is basically immortal, like wtf??

so if you wanna live forever and kick some butt in minecraft, come join us and be part of this epic adventure. plus, we have a pet unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots laser beams out of its eyes, like how cool is that??

don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become a part of our crazy, cancer-free minecraft family. let’s do this, bros!! 🦄🌈💥 #minecraft4life

Djedai war server Minecraft

Account.., Adventure, banner, Community, description, Djedai war, Gaming, image, Lazy, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, OWNER, PHOTO, Server, server rating, War

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1749
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Magic Items Found:	8482
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Villages Defended:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

The owner of the “Djedai war” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Mystic Magic [modded]

#addons, Alexs mobs, Ars Nouveau, Biomancy, botania, Caves, Discord, farmers delight, Forbidden Arcanus, ign, Magic, minor mods, Modded, mystic, Occultism, Origins, Pufferfish’s Skills, Relics, RPG, Server, smp, Vampirism, Whitelisted

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6506
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Mystic Magic Server Overview

Main Mods	Origins, Alex’s Mobs and Caves, Ars Nouveau, Occultism, Biomancy, Vampirism, Botania, Pufferfish’s Skills, Forbidden Arcanus, Farmers Delight, Relics
Additional Addons	Various addons to main mods and minor mods
Discord	https://discord.gg/gJ94HRPt

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Join the Discord and put your IGN in #whitelisted to be whitelisted on the server.
What type of server is Mystic Magic?	Mystic Magic is a mostly magic but slightly RPG pack server.

Niji’s Endless Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, anti-Monopoly Act, Anycolor, bad publicity, business regulations, career termination, corporate loyalty, corporate restrictions, crackdown, DaiDesign, employee contracts, employee rights, employment practices, Endless, international moves, JFTC, legal issues, Monopoly violations, Nijis, Nijisanji, Realm, social media policies, transparency, workplace ethics

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3595
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Zombie Dances:	9
Star Shards Collected:	116	Farms Harvested:	424
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s more chaotic than JFTC trying to enforce their anti-Monopoly Act!

1. We won’t force you to stay after your contract ends, because we believe in freedom, man. 2. Your career won’t be terminated if you decide to explore other countries in our virtual world. Go ahead, spread your wings! 3. We won’t release bad publicity about you if you decide to join another server. We’re not petty like that. 4. You can shout from the mountaintops about your past server experiences, we won’t silence you.

Forget about corporate drama, come join us for a Minecraft adventure that will make 2025 look like a snoozefest!

I Just Beat My Bitch in Front of 4 Guys for Not Listening to Minecraft SMP

Abuse, aggression, anger issues, beat, Bitch, consequences, control, domestic violence, Emotional Abuse, fear, front, guys, Listening, Manipulation, Minecraft, Misogyny, physical abuse, power dynamics, psychological abuse, punishment, relationship dynamics, smp, toxic masculinity, toxic relationships, Trauma, unhealthy relationships, violence

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6818
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Runes Activated:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, even if it means settling disputes with a good old-fashioned PvP showdown.

Our community is filled with colorful characters, like the guy who tamed a pack of wolves and declared himself the king of the server, or the player who built a giant statue of themselves out of diamond blocks. You never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter next!

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you witness a player beating their in-game partner in front of a cheering crowd of onlookers? It’s like a soap opera meets a battle royale, with a side of absurdity thrown in for good measure.

Come join us and see for yourself – just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything can happen in this crazy world we’ve created.

Mineflix & Chill

action, all time, best, binge-worthy, Chill, classic, comedy, Drama, Entertainment, Favorite, iconic, Mineflix, must watch, Mystery, Popular, Recommendation, Suspense, television, Thriller, Top Picks, TV series, unforgettable

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8039
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	332
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Are you tired of watching TV shows that leave you feeling meh? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Imagine a world where every episode of your favorite TV series comes to life in blocky form. That’s right, on our server, you can literally step into the world of your favorite shows and interact with the characters in ways you never thought possible. Want to have a dance-off with the cast of Friends? Done. How about a bake-off with the Great British Bake Off contestants? Easy peasy. And don’t even get us started on the epic battles you can have with the Game of Thrones characters. So, if you’re ready to take your TV obsession to the next level, join our server today and prepare for a viewing experience like no other.

NukeCraftSpyWars

Capture, captured soldier, Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, Espionage, injured, injured soldier, intelligence, international relations, Military, N. Korean, News, North Korea, NukeCraftSpyWars, S.Korea, Soldier, south korea, spy agency, Ukraine, ukraine conflict

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1938
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

so, like, this server is like, totally epic, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got this crazy story about a spy agency in s. korea confirming that ukraine captured an injured n. korean soldier. like, what even is that, right? but like, on this server, we got all the action and drama you could ever want. join now and be part of the most insane minecraft adventure ever! trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

Mods & Stuff SMP

active owners, Bosses, cooking mods, discord server, launcher, looting system, Modded, modpacks, modrinth, Mods, pay to win, Player Economy, progress, RAM, Skill System, smp, Storyline, Stuff, Survival, Teams, voice chat

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9453
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Minecraft Server Name	Mods & Stuff SMP
Features	No pay-to-win aspects or loot boxes Player ran economy Teams Active owners 100% survival Whitelisted MC and Discord server
Modded Features	In-game voice chat Cooperative style looting system Cosmetic trinkets New bosses and storyline Skill and class system Cooking mods
Server Requirements	At least 6GB of RAM
Discord Server	Join Mods & Stuff SMP Discord

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server by joining our Discord server and following the instructions provided there.

Q: What modpack is currently being used?

A: The current modpack is Prominence 2 Hasturian Era RPG with additional hand-picked QOL mods.

Q: Are there pay-to-win aspects or loot boxes on the server?

A: No, there are no pay-to-win aspects or loot boxes on Mods & Stuff SMP.

Q: Is the server 100% survival?

A: Yes, even staff and events are in survival mode on the server.

Q: Can I play on the server without prior modding experience?

A: Yes, the server uses the Modrinth launcher which makes modding easier for players without prior experience.

Q: Is there a cooperative looting system on the server?

A: Yes, there is a cooperative style looting system where everyone has a separate loot chest from structures.

Q: Are there any server resets?

A: The end and nether were reset as of 12/9/24 (mm/dd/yy).

Q: What are the server requirements?

A: You will need at least 6GB of RAM to play the current modpack on Mods & Stuff SMP.

Ethereal Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, application, bloated, bloatware, Computer, Download, Ethereal, finally out, installation, Kino, new, Optimize, Performance, Program, Realm, Release, REMOVE, software, System, Technology, Uninstall, Unnecessary, update

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5963
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Dragon Eggs Found:	2079
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Sounds crazy, right? But that’s just a typical day on Bloatware Kino.

Join us for epic quests, insane mini-games, and a community of players who are as wacky as you are. Plus, our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Don’t believe me? Just log on and see for yourself.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness at Bloatware Kino and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but in a good way!

Da Evening Goodnights Minecraft SMP

bedtime, bedtime habits, bedtime quotes, bedtime rituals, bedtime routine, bedtime routine ideas, bedtime wishes, Evening, Goodnight, Goodnights, Minecraft, night time, Nighttime, OClock, people, Relaxation, REST, Routine, saying goodnight, Sleep, smp, Sweet Dreams, winding down

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9025
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Void Gems Collected:	18
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4023	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the mobs are as crazy as the players!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a herd of exploding llamas come charging through, causing chaos and destruction everywhere they go. But don’t worry, our friendly staff is always on hand to help clean up the mess (and maybe spawn in a few more exploding llamas for good measure).

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, our server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. It’s like a dream come true, except with more creepers trying to blow you up.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor (and maybe a few extra lives) because things are about to get crazy!

RedstoneLover69 – Minecraft SMP

Allure, arousal, attraction, chemistry, Connection, desire, Enchantment, EXCITEMENT, fascination, flirtation, infatuation, Intimacy, Lust, magnetism, Minecraft, Passion, RedstoneLover69, seduction, Sensuality, smp, Spark, stimulation, Thrill

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4912
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Villages Defended:	13	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Magic Items Found:	8414	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server that will make your blocky world go from zero to hero in no time! Like, imagine a place where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. And the pigs? Oh man, don’t even get me started on the pigs. They wear little top hats and monocles and have tea parties every afternoon. It’s like a fancy piggy paradise up in here!

But wait, there’s more! The diamonds on this server are actually made of chocolate, so you can mine them and then eat them for a tasty treat. And the villagers? They all speak in Shakespearean English and recite poetry while trading with you. It’s like living in a Renaissance fair, but with more explosions and less turkey legs.

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco club where the skeletons and zombies go to boogie down. It’s lit, fam. Literally, because there are glowstone dance floors and lava lamps everywhere. Plus, the DJ is a parrot who only plays dubstep remixes of C418 songs. It’s a real hoot, let me tell ya.

So if you want to join this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server, just hit me up and I’ll send you the IP faster than you can say “Ender Dragon disco party!” Let’s get this block party started, baby!