Speed Test Thread Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	404
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as slow as a turtle stuck in molasses? Well, look no further because our server is so fast, it’ll make your head spin faster than a tornado in a hurricane! Join us and experience the thrill of lightning-speed gameplay that will leave you questioning if you’ve accidentally entered the Matrix.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is located in the mystical land of PNW USA, where unicorns roam free and diamonds grow on trees. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical leprechaun who lives in a mushroom hut. Want to fly like a bird? Done. Want to swim in a pool of lava without getting burned? Easy peasy. Want a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Well, that might be pushing it, but hey, it’s worth a shot!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers and skeletons. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

SenseCraft City 1.21.2

1.21.2, city, Clarity, cognition, Coherence, coherence in reasoning, comprehension, Discernment, Explanation, Insight, intelligence, Interpretation, Logic, Lucidity, make it make sense, make sense, Perception, rationality, reason, sense, SenseCraft, Understanding, wisdom

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8117
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds! I mean, who wouldn’t want to be a part of that, am I right? Plus, the mobs on this server are so dumb, they walk into walls and drown themselves in lava. It’s like watching a comedy show 24/7! And the best part? The admins are like wizards who grant your every wish, like turning your dirt hut into a palace fit for a king! So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

i’m financially ruined Minecraft SMP

Bankrupt, BROKE, DEBT, financial burden, financial collapse, financial crisis, financial devastation, financial difficulties, financial disaster, financial downfall, financial failure, financial hardship, financial instability, financial ruin, financial setback, financial stress, financial struggles, financial troubles, financially, financially ruined, Minecraft, money problems, ruined, smp

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7908
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Farms Harvested:	384
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Are you tired of being financially ruined in the real world? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can become a virtual millionaire with just a few clicks of your mouse. Our economy is so booming, even the creepers are investing in diamond stocks!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken jousting match, he will grant you three wishes (as long as one of those wishes is for more chicken).

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and start your journey to financial freedom and poultry royalty today!

DadCraft: Weaponized Incompetence

Communication Issues, Cooking, DadCraft, emotional labor, family conflict, family dynamics, family responsibilities, financial strain, Frustration, generational differences, grocery shopping, grocery store, household chores, Incompetence, meal preparation, misunderstandings, parenting, Resentment, shopping, shopping list, Weaponized, weaponized incompetence

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5264
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t get the wrong blocks like OP’s dad got the wrong groceries! Our server is filled with epic adventures and hilarious mishaps just like this one.

Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of hunting for chicken thighs and blocks of cheese, but be warned – there may be some ground chicken and pre-shredded mozzarella along the way!

Don’t be like OP’s dad, who couldn’t follow a simple shopping list – join our server and show off your skills in gathering the right materials for your next big build. And if you ever need a laugh, just remember this story and be thankful that at least in Minecraft, you can always respawn and try again!

LowPointLad Minecraft SMP

coping mechanisms, emotional wellbeing, Healing Process, inner strength, life challenges, life struggles, lowest point, LowPointLad, mental health, mental toughness, Minecraft, overcoming adversity, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, resilience, self compassion, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, smp

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3052
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2121	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Yo, so like, this Minecraft SMP is the bomb diggity, bro. Like, if you ain’t on here, you’re missing out on all the craziness, man. We got llamas riding pigs, chickens doing the cha-cha slide, and creepers throwing surprise parties. It’s wild, I tell ya.

But the best part? The community, man. We got peeps from all over the world, coming together to build, fight, and just have a good ol’ time. Like, I was at my lowest point in life, just eating dirt in a corner, but now I’m living my best life, mining diamonds and riding on a rollercoaster made of TNT. It’s lit, fam.

So come join us, and let’s create some epic memories together. And who knows, maybe you’ll find your new best friend or your long-lost llama cousin. Anything is possible in this crazy Minecraft world, bro. Let’s do this!

BlockBusterEndGame

Bleak, bleak ending, bleak film, bleak movie, bleakness, bleakness in movies, BlockBusterEndGame, Cinema, Dark, DEPRESSING, Despair, despairing, emotional, ending, film, Heartbreaking, hopeless, Movie, sorrowful, Tragedy, tragic

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5587
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8608	Holy Grails Found:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Alien Abductions:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Are you tired of boring old movie endings where everything is all sunshine and rainbows? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we guarantee you’ll never see a bleaker ending than the time our players accidentally unleashed a horde of zombie villagers on their own village! It was chaos, but hey, at least it was entertaining! Join us for more crazy adventures and unpredictable endings that will leave you questioning your sanity (and maybe your decision-making skills)!

K-Pop Block Party

Aging population, Analysis, BLOCK, Challenges, consequences, Crisis, declining birth rate, demographics, Economy, Future, Government, Impact, intervention, Kpop, Party, point of no return, Population, society, SOLUTIONS, south korea, statistics, trends, Warning

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1203
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Votes:	1668
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Yo, imagine this: a Minecraft server so lit that even South Korea’s population is facing a point of no return just to join! We got creepers doing the Gangnam Style dance, villagers selling kimchi-flavored enchanted weapons, and a secret underground base where Kim Jong-un himself challenges you to a build battle. Join now before the K-pop zombies take over and make you their backup dancer!

Daemonium PvP

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, PvP Combat Minecraft Kits Ranks Cosmetics Custom items Action-packed Factions Survival Minigames Creative Economy Roleplay Adventure Skyblock Prison Hardcore Pixelmon Modded

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3468
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Alien Abductions:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

A PvP-focused server with 1.20 combat mechanics, supporting all Minecraft versions. Get random kits every fight, unlock ranks, and enjoy cosmetics and custom items. Simple, fun, and action-packed!

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Zenless Zone Zero 1.20.5

1.20.5, A Storm of Falling Stars, Advanced Bounty, Agent Combat Intel, Agent Record, Asaba Harumasa, Astra Yao, Bangboo vs Ethereal, Before the Curtain Rises, character demo, Combat Footage Review, combat simulation, Data Bounty, En-Nah Into Your Lap, evelyn, Full 1.4 details, Gachasim., Hoshimi Miyabi, newest trailer, OP pastebin, Redeemable Codes, Resources, special program, Special Visitor, Teaser, Upcoming Events, useful links, Version 1.4, Windchaser Harumasa, Zenless, zenless zone zero, Zone, ZZZ-drawpile., ZZZFriends

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1499
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Runes Activated:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Villages Defended:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Yo, bros, have you heard of this epic Minecraft server that’s like, totally out of this world? It’s like, a mix of Agent Combat Intel and Zenless Zone Zero Version 1.4 “A Storm of Falling Stars” Special Program.

Join this server for the craziest events like Special Visitor, Bangboo vs Ethereal, and Windchaser Harumasa. Plus, there’s a Combat Footage Review and Advanced Bounty – Routine Cleanup. It’s like, a non-stop party of action and adventure.

And get this, there are redeemable codes like ZENLESSGIFT and ASSEMBLEMIYABI. Claim them in-game and unlock some sick rewards.

Check out the resources and useful links like zzzlinks and ZZZ-drawpile. It’s like, a treasure trove of awesomeness.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this Minecraft server and unleash your inner warrior. It’s gonna be a wild ride, bros!

Chimney Slide Minecraft SMP

cheerful, chimney, christmas, cold, Die, Festive, fireplace, funny, gift giving, holiday, humor, jolly, joy, Laughter, Merry, Minecraft, santa, Santa Claus, slide, smp, tradition, Winter

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3721
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Ores Mined:	3564
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Are you ready to slide down our chimney and risk your life for a jolly good time? Join our Minecraft SMP where the cheer levels are off the charts! We’ve got Santa’s workshop, but instead of making toys, we make diamond armor and enchanted weapons. And rumor has it, if you find the secret candy cane forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by the magical gingerbread man. So come on, join us and let’s spread some holiday cheer…or at least try not to die sliding down the chimney!

IgnoredAdviceMC SMP

hindsight, ignored advice, IgnoredAdviceMC, learning from mistakes, life advice, life experiences, life guidance, life insights, life journey, life lessons, life reflections, life revelations, life wisdom, personal development, personal growth, piece of advice, Self Discovery, self improvement, smp, true advice, valuable lessons, wisdom

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1615
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magic Items Found:	3709	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

OMG, so like, you totally have to join this Minecraft SMP, like for realz. It’s like, the most epic server ever, bro. Like, the admins are all unicorns and they grant wishes and stuff. I heard this one time, someone asked for a diamond sword and they got a real-life diamond sword delivered to their house. It was crazy, man.

And the players on this server are like, super cool and funny. Like, there was this one guy who built a giant toilet out of gold blocks and called it the “Golden Throne.” And then someone else built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and shoots you out into a pool of lava. It’s wild, dude.

Plus, there’s this secret underground base where you can find all the rarest loot and fight off mobs with your bare hands. I heard that if you find the hidden treasure, you get transported to a magical land where you can ride dragons and battle evil wizards. It’s like, the ultimate adventure, bro.

So yeah, if you wanna have a totally rad time and experience the craziest Minecraft shenanigans ever, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it, dude. It’s like, the best decision you’ll ever make in your whole entire life.

WeirdEatsCraft

adventurous eating, bizarre dining, bizarre dishes, culinary adventures, culinary exploration, eaten, exotic dishes, exotic food, odd delicacies, peculiar meals, rare delicacies, strange flavors, strange foods, uncommon animals, unique dining experiences, unusual cuisine, unusual meats, weird food combinations, WeirdEatsCraft, weirdest animal, wild game

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4427
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9948
Mines Excavated:	4116	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most absurd server out there!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and have dance parties with zombie villagers. Our server is home to the rarest and weirdest animals you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Ever tried eating a diamond-encrusted chicken? Well, now’s your chance!

We have epic quests where you have to hunt down the legendary Bacon Cow and the mystical Unicorn Sheep. And don’t forget about our exclusive mini-game where you have to survive a horde of angry, pizza-loving creepers.

So come on down to our server and experience the most bizarre and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Who knows, you might even discover a new favorite food – like a rainbow-colored, marshmallow-flavored Ender Dragon!

CraftyCreeperClash

aggression, Conflict, CraftyCreeperClash, Crisis, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, energy system, escalation, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Invasion, kyiv, military aggression, military conflict, missile strike, political turmoil, power grid attack, russia, security threat, Ukraine, War

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1366
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	148	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Votes:	5196
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

come join our minecraft server where we have so much chaos that even russia is getting involved! our energy system is under attack by missiles but don’t worry, we have creeper explosions to keep things interesting! build your base, team up with friends, and defend against the craziness that is happening in our world. who needs world politics when you can have minecraft drama instead? join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Ballin’ Planet Population

Average, Ballin, Balls, Count, distribution, Earth, equivalence, Global, human beings, Humanity, INDIVIDUALS, people, planet, Population, Quantity, Ratio, same amount, spherical objects, statistics, world, worldwide

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9306
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE HAVE MORE BALLS THAN PEOPLE ON EARTH HAHAHAHA. WE GOT BALLS FOR DAYS, LITERALLY. COME SEE FOR YOURSELF AND JOIN THE BALLIEST MINECRAFT SERVER OUT THERE. WHO NEEDS DIAMONDS WHEN YOU GOT BALLS, RIGHT? HAHAHAHA. LET’S BALL OUT TOGETHER AND HAVE A BALL-TASTIC TIME. BALLS, BALLS, BALLS, THAT’S ALL YOU’LL SEE ON OUR SERVER. JOIN NOW AND BECOME A BALLER MINECRAFTER.

Kinetic Space Expansion – No Dark Energy Needed!

Accelerating Rate, Dark, Dark Energy, ENERGY, Expansion, Kinetic, kinetic energy, misidentification, Needed, scientists, Space, Universe’s Expansion, VARIATIONS

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6550
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

So, like, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server where the universe is expanding at, like, an accelerating rate? Yeah, it’s like scientists say we don’t even need dark energy to explain it, it’s just variations in kinetic energy or something. But, like, who cares about that when you can join this server and build your own universe-expanding creations!

Join now and experience the thrill of building with kinetic energy, creating mind-blowing structures that defy the laws of physics. Who needs dark energy when you have the power of imagination on this server? Trust me, once you join, you’ll never want to leave this wacky world of unlimited possibilities. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s expand the universe together!

Divine FemmeCraft 1.20.6

1.20.6, acceptance, attraction, confusion, Divine, divine purpose, FAITH, FemmeCraft, Gender Identity, God’s Plan, Homosexuality, Identity, LGBTQ, non-binary, personal growth, Questioning, religious beliefs, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, sexual orientation, Sexuality, Spiritual Journey, Transgender

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7942
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of confusion and chaos!

Experience the thrill of questioning your own existence while building pixelated structures!

Who needs a penis when you can have a diamond pickaxe in hand, am I right?

Explore a world where gender norms and logic don’t apply, just like in real life!

Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in the most nonsensical way possible!